I got a writer's block and I weirdly thought of this...behind the scenes Zora.

It's kind of weird. Every chapter now is getting longer.

Hope you enjoy!

~Juliet


*Zora's just sits there in the vent*

*The reporter's just sits there in Sonny's chair*

*Zora looks an the reporter*

*The reporter looks at her*

So.

The reporter says "So."

Uh...nice hat.

The reporter says "I'm not wearing a hat"

Oh.

*Long silents*

The reporter speaks up and says...

'So...how was your week?'

Random.

'Oh.'

And yours?

'I dunno know.'

That's not a word, you know?

'Don't I ALWAYS?'

Don't you start that!?

'Fine'

Fine

'And we're live in 10,9,8,7,6,-'

2, 1!!!!!

HI!

Zora here!

From the planet Earth!

And today we are going to prank Nico and Gra-

'We don't have enough time for pranking the weirdos!'

What? Why?

'The recorder was running!

AH!

Uh....ok.

I will just skip to the questions....

From....I_lov my poni horsi & dogis

It being summer is not a excuse for bad spelling!!!

Question number 1

who are you pranking next on celebrity practical joke?

50 cents.

What a stupid name!!!

Who agrees with me??!!

I agree with me!

Question number 2

Are there Any other showz condor studioz than MF and SR?

TRUE!

I'm not telling you the names because you can't spell!

Yay!

Oh Sami! My good old friend!

Question number 3

Who is your favorite person to prank?

Chad.

DONtxGiivexUupxonxURxDreAms

UGH! Your name is TOO complicated! I hope I spelled it right.

Question number 4

Has Chad ever been secretly nice to you?

Who do you think he is?!

Spiderman in the movie where he is half good and half bad?

FALSE!

WOW! I haven't seem Nameuscool in a long time.

And yes. Your name is STILL cool.

Question number 5

Would you rather....eat dirt for 4 months or dye your hair pink?

I'd go with the pink hair because pink hair doesn't have dirt in it.

Question number 6

Have you ever tried to dye Chad's hair pink or any other color?

I DID dye Chad's hair pink.

He just had a blond wig on for while till the dye ran out.

It was our secret. So Shh....

Well Now its the worlds secret.

CHAD'S HAIR WAS PINK!!!!

Next question.

Question number 7

Do you think Tawni would ever dye her hair pink?

TRUE!

Only if she saw that it was in style in a celebrity fashion magazine.

sonnycentral in the HOUSE! Woo! Woo!...yeah that style is soo not me. Moving on.

Time to srabble the name!!: cstenaonnrly! CONGRATS, sonnycentral! You got a new name ZORA STYLE!

Question number 8

Are you ever going to name the Rat? Of so, what?

I've been calling him Rattward.

But then I found out it was a girl

SOO....

its name is Rattetta now.

Hi XxXZoraXxX!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! I GOT MY OWN FAN! IN YOUR FACE, CHANNY!

Question number 9

Have you written a book?

TRUE!

And its called....

The Life and LIES of Zora Lancaster.

Question number 10

Are you happy that your my favorite So Random! cast member?

HECK YEAH!

Question number 11

Are you a MENSA member?

Why wouldn't I be?!

Just because I'm 11?!

Who say that I can be

is....is...is being so Ageist

Question number 12

What do you want for your birthday?

A Harry Potter wizard prop!

A forever lasting bubble gum ( too bad I didn't get the golden ticket.)

A map to the bus stop to get to Halloweentown.

And

A poster for my 'True or False blog thing'.

Don't ask me why. I don't know.

BUT I KNOW that you people like to make your stories have poster.

*Cough*weirdos*cough*

I would make one myself but I'm being lazy. :)

I will pay you!

Virtually!

Or you will get the pleasure of being Zora's best friend!

uh...

More like Kiss-up.

ANYWAYS,

Question number 13

Is anyone in the studio adopted?

My pet fish, Larry, that I keep up in the vents.

I'm teaching him how to swim a marathon.

Question number 14

Can we see another page of Chad's journal?

SURE!

Diary page of the day!

Dear Mini Chad,

Little Random is a big meanie!

Who were the maniacs that raised her!?

I don't care that she is 11!

She's more like 1 to me!

What!?

I am NOT conceited!

What kind of journal are you!!?

I don't care if Little Random can divide me all the way to next year!!

UGH!!

ANYWAYS,

We got WAY of topic.

I was at the hopstial for three days!

THREE DAYS!

Because of Little Random.

I'm lucky I can see my nose again.

And non-green skin.

I'm oso firing my doctor.

What's with doctors!!??

Uh..I got to go.

Sonny is coming to check on me for the twentieth time since I got home this morning.

Awh.....Sonny........

AH!

Uh.....anyways.

Bye!

Love always and always the best,

Chad Dylan Cooper

I am the daughter of geniuses, thank you very much 'Chuf'.

Question number 15

Who else in the studio reads this?

Just me.

Now you.

Question number 16

Why don't you give Chad a gift basket filled with something covered nuts and lock him in a dark room?

Now there is an idea.

Question 17.

Is Chad afraid of the dark?

TRUE!

Question number 18

Can you read Sonny's diary?

TRUE!

Here we go...

Dear Sunny Sun,

How are you?

Great!

I'm feeling bad of Chaddy.

I didn't get there in time to save him from the chocolate covered nut.

Poor Chaddy.

He's cast members are just laughing at them.

Along with Zora.

So I was nice and send him twenty baskets of REAL chocolate covered raisins.

I'm on my way to give him another.

ANYWAYS,

Guess what happened to me today!!??

Tawni was nice!

Yes!

NICE!

She said that my new sunny dress was 'ug-ok.'

I guess the dream to have Tawni as another best friend will be coming soon.

Now..

only if I can get Chad or Tawni to hug me.

I mean really?!!

WHO CAN'T BE A HUGGER??!!

Will I got to go.

Chaddy needs me.

Now sleep tight, my Sunny Sun

Love,

Allison Munroe

She's acts weird in her diary, doesn't she?

Question number 19

Can you be my kid lawyer?

TRUE!

Question number 20

What is your favorite subject?

Math

Question number 21

Would you go to New Zealand?

OF COURSE!

TRUE!

Send me a plane ticket and I will be there in no time.

Question number 22

Am I asking you many questions?

OH YEAH!

See you, xoxMusicalxox, always making me happy.

So you like HSM?

Question number 23

Have Chad and Sonny never kissed and tried to hide the fact?

If they did, I'd know.

I do know that Sonny kissed Chad on the cheek once.

Does that count?

Question number 24

Who on the 'So Random' cast would you consider your closest friend?

Nico and Grady.

Now OMFG-Roach.

What's up with your name?

Question number 25

If Sonny has feelings for Chad?

TRUE!

Question number 26

If Chad has feelings for Sonny?

TRUE!

Question number 27

If Sonny and Chad are getting together anything soon?

FALSE!

Sorry my friend.

Just keep waiting.

MusicFreak-Twilight

Still a Twildark freak, I see?

Question number 28

Do you ever wish you were a gnome?

TRUE!

Question number 29

Do you wish you could read minds? If so, what would your cast and Chad be thinking?

TRUE!

Sonny....Remember to wash the dishes, make the beds, and make dinner before mom comes home from a busy day of work. And try to get Chad to stop randomly calling me during dinnertime.

Tawni...why am I never in the Tween Weekly Magazine!

Grady...I wish Nico would stop thinking about girls.

Nico...I wish Grady would stop thinking about cheese.

Chad...don't kiss Sonny. don't kiss Sonny. don't kiss Sonny. I'm going to randomly call Sonny.

Question number 30

What are so secret talents some of the cast have?

Sonny...can skateboard.

Tawni..can burp the alphabet.

Grady...knows how to make candles.

Nico...raps.

And now a message from are secretary, TrinityFlower of Memories.

I would like you to edit my sketch please.

Question number 31

Ms. Zora, what was the result of Chad eating the chocolate covered-nut? Did he grow gills? (records data)

He got a painful injection (in the very uncomfortable place)

And sadly no he didn't grow gills. He's head did look like a fish thou and he was the color of lime green.

And please record and help me remember that next time we use peanuts.

I need to see what happens with a different nut.

Now questions from xxgymnasticsxxmusicxx.

I didn't know the gymnastic had its own music.

Question number 32

Do you have plans to get Sonny and Chad together?

WHAT?!

I'm I some kind of genie to you, people!?

Now from Frocked

rock! Ha! Your name has 'rock' in it!

Nome? Isn't it Gnome?

FALSE!

I talked to the 'Gnomes' they like the name 'Nome' better.

They think G is a weird letter.

And NO

I am not weird!

They really do talk!

Question number 33

Hows Bernie doing?

Great, thanks for asking!

Question number 34

Hows it feel like to be part of BOTH the BRFFAIFSWKYB movement AND the LVWSWCGKO club?

Like I'm crazy.

Question number 35

Why don't most of the fanfiction addicts, especially the ones proud enough to share a PM converstaion for like a month, have lives?

*sigh*

I don't know Frocked.

Because they just don't.

I know that this reporter doesn't.

'Gee thanks, Zora.'

No problem, Julie!

Now from non member again.

Weird name.....

Question number 36

do you ever set your microve 2 a random # like if it needs 2 go in for 30 seconds u put it in 4 32?

Wait? What?!!

You type weird.

Now BloodyAphrodie.

Uh......Are you a vampire freak or Twildark freak. I say you in the wrong place. Go to Chad's dressing room.

Question number 37

ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH YOUR GNOME?!

NO!

We are 'Just Friends'.

Question number 38

Does Chad hate Jake Ryan?

TRUE!

Because Jake almost stole the 'Mackenzie' roll from Chad.

Question number 39

What would happen if Jake was Mackenzie instead of Chad Dylan Pooper?

We'd all live in peace.

And Tawni or Sonny would be dating him.

I could tell you that right now.

Question number 40 (WOW! Last question, ok?)

Everybody knows you love spending all your time in the vents. But, is your dressing room in the vents? Or do you LIVE in the vents?!

No. I live at home. And no. My real dressing room if with Tawni and Sonny for now.

FALSE!

Till next time!

Oh and please go to Always Juliet's poll on your profile to pick if you want me to keep the title of this story or

change it to something more creative

...

I still got more questions to answer.

Well....

BYE!

Zora's out.

...

'And we're off!'

YAY!

Well...

'Well...'

Do you want to go feed Chad caramel covered peanuts?

'YEP'

Then we do so.


Thanks for reading. And seriously. Should I change the title of this story? Or do you guys think its already great?

Sorry for mistakes. I wrote it in about.......three hours.

REVIEW or.....Zora will read your journal/diary/notebook!