Epilogue

The battle was over, but there was still too much that needed to be done.

Beach City was in ruins. There were no more than 50 survivors left in each one of them was horrible traumatized for the recent events.

Ironically enough, Garnet and Pearl returned from their alien war mission just a few hours after the end of the battle: They were shocked and horrified to discover Beach City has been destroyed and most citizens had been killed off. They were all like: "Oh, hi there, we are back, but…OH MY WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE?"

"Is all your fault, crazy hos!" Amethyst reproached them. "You went to fucking space to have your fucking hot gem sex and see what happened! Now Beach City is destroyed and most of its people have been killed by some fatfuck called Clarence who was a Nazi illuminati bitch and he and his Nazi Illuminati friends almost kill everyone, but fortunately good ol' Amy was here to clean up all your messes!"

And then Amethyst gave the middle finger to Garnet and Pearl at the time she said: "WOO HOO BITCHES! I RULE! GO AMY, GO AMY, WOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Steven then explained Pearl and Garnet what actually happened, and two gems felt bad for all the people who died during the last 3 days.

"Steven, we went to space to protect the solar system from some alien invaders that were approaching to this planet! We killed them all, but we didn't know about all the crap that was happening on earth…Oh dear, I feel so horrible, is like it was our fault all those innocent people died…"

"Well Pearl…" Amethyst said. "There is no doubt the death of all those innocents was entirely your fault (Well, it was Garnet's fault too) would you like to talk with Nanefua just to feel a little bit better?"

"Yes…" Pearl replied with tears on her eyes. "I seriously need to talk with her right now…"

"Well, too bad, COS SHES DEAD! AND SHE DIED BECAUSE YOU WERE NOT ON EARTH TO PROTECT HER, DIPSHIT! OOOOOOOOH BURN!"

Then Pearl started crying and Amethyst just laughed.

"Oh, come on Amethyst, don't be so mean! We did our best effort to save all the innocent people we could…And sadly we just could not save them all…Like for example, when I was trying to capture Jeff and Sum I wanted to rescue Sadie and…Oh, dear, I forgot about Sadie! We got to rescue her!"

Then Steven and the others went to the prison where they forgot Sadie to rescue her, sadly, when they arrived some rats already had eaten half of her face and part of her arm: In the hospital they also discovered Sadie suffered some serious brain damage that left her in coma caused by her failed suicide attempt (See chapter 5)

Steven feel bad for her, but the Crystal Gems promised him that they would be able to find a cure for heer in the future, so after regenerating the missing skin of her face and arm, Sadie was put in suspended animation until the gems were able to find a cure for her coma. Lars felt bad for her and cried a lot, but then Pearl promised him that maybe someday in the future she would be able to wake up from her come.

"I will be there for her, no matter how long it takes…" Lars promised. After all the traumatic experiences he had to suffer during the last 3 days, he needed a lot of therapy and drugs to get over the pain.

Once the great battle against Clarence was finally over, Mayor Dewey reunited the few survivors on his office (He was horrified to find there a lot of corpses, including the throne of Clarence which was made of dead Pokemons and Yokais) and promised he will find a way to rebuild the city, but all those survivors were too traumatized and depressed to do anything so Steven and the gems had to do all the rebuild work by themselves, using the zords Zordon gave to them.

It took two months to rebuild Beach City and since their world was entirely destroyed by Clarence, Mr. Gus, Giant Realistic Flying Tiger, Aunt Grandma and Tiny Miracler decided to stay there. Sadly, Uncle Grandpa's magical Belly Bag died shortly after the battle was won, cos he had a lot of wounds, and he was practically almost dead when the team returned to earth.

"At least I will be reunited with Uncle Grandpa…" Belly Bag said before dying. "And I am glad to know that motherfucker fatass wankhead of Clarence now burns in hell along with his asshole friends…Goodbye my friends!"

Those were the last words of Uncle Grandpa's magical Belly Bag. Mr. Gus and the others mourned his death for a long time, visiting his grave on the park every single Saturday, bringing flowers and seashells.

"You are with God now, Belly Bag…" Mr. Gus said during the burial of Uncle Grandpa's magical Belly Bag. "Rest in peace…"

During those days, Steven realized all the horror and death unleashed by Clarence and his evil friends were made possible due the intervention of the evil Illuminati lizards…And decided something needed to be done about them.

"So this means some of those bastards survived our big attack during that fateful night…" Steven thought to himself. "It was like the brave leader of the vigilante citizens told me, humanity will be always in danger as long the illuminati reptilians continue existing in this world…"

For that reason, Steven decided to start a long journey to hunt down all the illuminati lizards left in the world, promising to himself to kill them all. Connie decided to go with him; since she was worried something bad could happen to Steven and also because she always dreamt with being a bounty hunter or an assassin for hire, and this was the closest chance to achieve her dream.

"Steven, are you sure of this?" Pearl asked, concerned for the uncertain fate of Steven and Connie.

"Don't worry Pearl; we will be back for Christmas…" Steven promised. "And if things go wrong, we can always use the zords Zordon borrowed us…Please, take care of my dad, he still needs a lot of assistance after all the horrible sick shit that happened to him when Clarence took over Beach City… "

Since his red lion zord had been destroyed by Sumo, Mayor Dewey borrowed Steven his blue orca zord and wished him the best of lucks.

"I will go with you, but city needs me now more than ever…" Mayor Dewey said.

"I understand, Mayor Dewey. But you can be sure we will meet again…"

"Godspeed, Steven Universe…"

"Godspeed, Mayor Dewey…"

And with those words, Steven and Connie left the reconstructed Beach City on their zords, starting in that way their crusade to free the world of the evil illuminati. Greg, Pearl, Amethyst, Garnet and the others waved them from the distance, wishing them the best of lucks.

If I could begin to be,

Half of what you think of me,

I could do about anything,

I could even learn how to love.

When I see the way you act,

Wondering when I'm coming back,

I could do about anything,

I could even learn how to love like you.