So magically, Luxord is in Pirates of the Caribbean because I wanted him to die there. And I really played it up on the whole drunk thing. Heh. Enjoy. Next is Xemnas.

Dying on a world that is notorious for beer and prostitutes seems strangely fitting. they were both things I frequently indulged in, so why not die surrounded by them? Poor Xigbar, he's all alone now. Both his drinking buddies are either dead or dying. Hm, I kind of feel like a beer now. How strange.
I can't say I have any regrets. I've indulged in life's pleasures more than most people, way more, but since I've done everything I find interesting, there are no regrets. Those sappy bullshitters with their morals. Pathetic. To indulge and be properly happy, one can't concern themselves with morals and what society asks of them. You have to take what you want, by force if you have to. Other people's happiness shouldn't factor in.
At least not with me. And my way, is the right way. I've had everything I ever wanted. Money, sex, beer. Don't need a heart for those things. Don't need a hard to be happy. Don't need a damn thing to be happy.