A/N: Thanks for the reviews humans.

Chapter 11: This is Holloween

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"So where were we?" Stephanie asked wiping her mouth with the back of her hand. Her heart rate returned to normal as she laid down next to Kimmy's legs; propping her legs against the headboard, resting her head on her arms.

"Holloween costumes," Kimmy answered when she finally caught her breath. Sweat beaded on her forehead, and she fastened the sheet to her chest, and she ran her fingertips across the back of Stephanie's calf.

"Right well I'll probably go as a nurse again."

"A sexy nurse," Kimmy's tone was slightly hopeful, and Stephanie felt her lips pull into a wry grin.

"Technically it's just a nurse costume, but if you find it sexy then I'm certainly not going to disagree."

"You don't want to go with a couples costume maybe," Kimmy's voice held such hope, and Stephanie did not want to disappoint her at all. This was the first holiday they were spending together.

"Just don't make me the ass end of a horse."

Kimmy snorted, then asked, "How about Thelma and Louise?"

Stephanie reached through her memory, and thought about the two women in that movie; she wrinkled her nose, "Sorry babe I left all me high waisted jeans in 1997." She teased really she just did not want to dress as such tragic characters.

"How about them?" Kimmy pointed to the paused Netflix video.

"Nicole and Waverly? Well, I do have a cowboy hat and some handcuffs."

Kimmy squeezed Stephanie's leg and her body clenched at the thought of those handcuffs, "Why are just now telling me about the handcuffs?"

Stephanie huffed out a laugh, "I'll find them later."

"Why not now?"

"Because we'd only have like ten minutes to use them."

"We can be quick"

"Not if I've got you cuffed to the bed we can't."

"Who said I'm the one handcuffed." Kimmy grinned down at Stephanie wickedly and Stephanie felt a tremor of arousal, "I'll uh find them tonight."

"Good, now I think you wearing handcuffs on your belt might be a smidge distracting, so, how about Xena and Gabrielle?"

"Because leather is less distracting."

"Good point."

"Hey what about Uncle Jessie and Aunt Becky?"

"What about them?"

"As costumes. You have the jeans you just need a floral print blouse, and I think I have one of Uncle Jessie's old leather jackets, maybe we could talk Deej into dressing like dad, and Jimmy could be uncle Joey."

"That would be hilarious, but D.J. is doing something with the boys."

"Well maybe next year ooh I know how about you be Black Widow, and I'll be the Scarlett Witch?"

"That'd be amazing, but they're not a couple."

"No, but a girl can dream can't she," Stephanie said dreamily.

Kimmy laughed and said, "You know the girl that plays the Scarlett Witch looks a little like Michelle."

Stephanie thought about it for a moment, "Oh my god she totally does, I'll have to tell her that the next time I talk to Michelle. Let's do that you already have the body suit."

"Indeed I do, this is going to be awesome, come on we've better get ready for the day."

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The two women emerge from the basement with easy smiles on their faces when they hear a commotion from the living room. They went into the living room to find the boys in bear costumes and D.J. dressed as Goldie Locks.

"Why am I the girl bear?" Max pouted.

"Oh sweetie you're not the girl bear."

"Oh really then explain the bow."

"It's for breast cancer." D.J. improvised. with an uneasy smile.

"Mom if I wear this Taylor will make fun of me forever, not that it matters because we have the lamest house every year," Max explained to his mother with disappointment in his little voice and slouched shoulders.

D.J. not wanting to disappoint her middle child turns to her best friend, "Kimmy can you throw a spooky Halloween party?"

"Absolutely Deej, but it'll cost you."

"Kimmy you live here rent free."

"Right you've got yourself a party."

"Mom I am not going out in this," Jackson whined.

Then they heard a girly giggle from the top of the stairs, "Look at the wittle bears," Ramona broke down into guffaws.

"Mooooom," Jackson whined yet again.

"Ramona doesn't tease Jackson," Kimmy admonished her daughter trying not to laugh at the situation.

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Jimmy Gibbler bounded into the kitchen, and grabbed a banana when he noticed a sad Sara sitting at the table with what looked like a cup of juice, "So I've got two tickets to this haunted house would you maybe go with me?"

Sara looked at him a moment with his big eyes and goofy grin and her heart fluttered in her chest. She squashed the feeling down and nodded, "Sure I'd like that."

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A few hours later Jimmy flopped onto the sofa next to Sara, and said, "Alright new plan I kinda gave the tickets to Jackson and Ramona, but I've volunteered us to work at the haunted house, unfortunately, D.J.'s mad at me." Jimmy pouted at the prospect of the eldest Tanner being mad at him.

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Stephanie's heart was pounding as she gazed at her girlfriend as she zipped up her Black Widow suit, "Baby could maybe just stay down here because damn."

"Nope as the party planner I have to make sure people have a Gibbler-tastic time."

"But I want to have a Gibbler-tastic time," Stephanie said walking up behind her and wrapping her hands around her waist kissing her neck.

"Haha, can you hand me the utility belt on the bed." Stephanie went over to the bed grabbed the belt, and walked back over to Kimmy, and fastened it around her girlfriend's waist bringing their faces so close that they were breathing the same air. Kimmy reached up and twined her hands through her hair. Then she pressed her lips to Stephanie's. They kissed gently for a few minutes. Until Kimmy pulled back, "Nope we are going to this party let's go, Tanner." She wheeled around and bounded up the stairs. Stephanie watched her ass sway up the stairs.

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When they got to the backyard they noticed a bunch of bored eight-year-olds, "Well this is going swimmingly," Stephanie says sarcastically, then whispered into her ear "It's not too late to go back to the basement, I found those handcuffs."

"You're trying to kill me woman now shush I have an idea." She then whipped her cell phone out of her utility belt. D.J. came to stand next to her sister and best friend; she was tired of being criticized by an eight-year-old and disappointing her middle child.

"Ugh that kid is the worst; Kimmy what are you doing Kimmy?"

"Just wait," she said to D.J., "Oh hello dearest brother of mine it's time for operation Trick or Treat."

Both Tanner's stared at the other woman with raised eyebrows as she spoke rapidly into the cellular device. After a few minutes she hung up the phone, "Alright we have to stall for half an hour, this is a job for two Avengers, come on Wanda," she grabbed her hand and said, "munchkins gather 'round," the group of kids formed a semi-circle around the two women. Taylor looked bored and unimpressed by the costumes the rest of the kids looked mildly impressed. D.J. was waiting for whatever Kimmy had planned she felt affectionate nostalgia for the woman as she realized she had spent most of her life waiting to see what Kimmy would pull off as she quickly went over her plan with Stephanie in hushed tones as they came to stand in front of the kids.

"Alright, Natasha what's your plan why are we here?" Stephanie asked in her best fake Sokovian accent and a wry grin on her face.

"Well according to my intel there was unusual red skull activity in the area, or it could just be Trump supporters but either way we were ordered to check it out."

"You two aren't the real Black Widow and Scarlett Witch," Taylor said snidely from the left of the group of eight-year-olds. The two grown women looked at each other for a moment then at the little boy.

"That is true we look like Stephanie Tanner and Kimmy Gibbler, but we have used Stark tech to create facial molds to blend in seamlessly so don't tell anyone okay," Stephanie whispered conspiratorially to the group of kids who all nodded in awe. D.J. had to admit she was impressed.

"That's right Wanda, not you set up a barrier around the perimeter of this place while I check in with Steve."

Stephanie nodded before stepping back and shook out her hands a little before gesturing wildly looking deep in concentration. While Kimmy checked the fence her fake gun held at the ready.

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Jimmy and Sara were still nearly doubled over laughing at the look on Jackson and Ramona's faces as the two adults scared the pants off the two teenagers. as they both calmed down Sara said, "You know I would not be surprised if Jackson lived with D.J. until he was thirty because of this," They both laughed again heartily. They were on their way back to the Tanner house with half the staff of the haunted house that they more or less kidnapped from the place cramped in Jimmy's RV, Gibblers got stuff done when their family was in trouble, plus he wanted to make it up to D.J. since he sort of stole Jackson for this holiday.

"You know I haven't laughed this much in months thank you," Sara said peering over at Jimmy.

Jimmy's heart sort of clenched at the thought of this person being unhappy for any sort of reason. Sara was a great person. However, she was made to be miserable all because of Fernando. Kimmy's brother growled at the fact that his soon to be ex-brother in law has made a lot of the people he's cared about miserable. He made a note to hug Stephanie super hard for making his sister so happy.

"No problem glad I could help," Jimmy said smiling a little at her.

"Okay I need all the help I can get from the tiny humans any volunteers," Stephanie said still keeping up her terrible accent. Several of the children raised their hands frantically, "great stand up and jump up and down it will strengthen my force field," all of the children except Taylor began to jump up and down. Then Jimmy arrived and all the haunted house workers poured into the backyard.

"Oh no Wanda they got through your barriers."

"I know quick let's try to push them back."

They 'fail' to expel the 'zombies' then they surround Taylor, and bring Max out on a silver platter and he gets to scare the ever-loving crap out of his rival sending him screaming for his mother out of the house making everyone bowl over with laughter. No one noticed Stephanie and Kimmy disappear into the house.

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Kimmy pulled futilely once again against the cuffs and whimpered as her body was pushed to the edge of orgasm for a fourth time that night. the faint buzzing of Stephanie's blue vibrator echoed in the dark basement as it circled Kimmy's clit and Stephanie's fingers pushed into her g-spot every few seconds. Then Kimmy shrieked as her fourth orgasm galloped through her. Her thighs clamped locking Stephanie in place as her hips pistoned against the fingers inside of her. Stephanie held still as her girlfriend rode out her fourth orgasm. She stared at Kimmy with absolute reverence as she came for what seemed like hours. Finally, Kimmy came down off her high. Stephanie moved up the bed and quickly undid the handcuffs. She frowned when she noticed the red lines marking up her wrists, "Kimmy why didn't you tell me this was hurting you I would've stopped I-"

Stephanie was cut off by Kimmy, "Steph it was not hurting me hell that was some of the best sex I've had in years. I mean I don't think I've come four times in one night since college," Stephanie placed her lips gently on the already fading red marks on the older blonde's wrists. Kimmy turned and curled into Stephanie the sweat cooling on her chest and the throbbing finally ebbing to a stop. Stephanie held her for a moment both of their heart rates returning to normal. Then Kimmy's stomach growled loudly. Stephanie laughed, and said, "Come on let's see if we can score some of the kid's candy," they hastily threw on robes and left the basement.

They went up to the kitchen and heard the television on in the living room. They went into the living room to turn off the TV and there was D.J. eating candy and watching a scary movie. Both of the women plopped onto either side of the eldest Tanner daughter and each grabbed a handful of candy while watching the screams of Freddy Kruger played in the background. It had been a great Holloween.

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A/N: There's the Holloween episode guys up next is episode six.