THIS CHAPTER IS MORE GRAFFIC BUT STILL T RATED!

They rocketed through the tunnel and beeped the horn a few times. They came out into London and in England people go on the wrong side of the road. But they idnt care and went real fast down the highway to big ben. They smashed through a red bus and the driver acclaimed "You bloody wankers!" but they couldn't here because they were going to fast.

They parked up at the rits hotel and walked inside. It was all posh and stuff and a man was polishing some gold nobs. He looked at Dark and Naomi and waved his hat around while saying "Good day to you chappy fellows!"

"Good day" chipped up Dark pretending to talk British. "I wood like to purchase one of your rooms that me and me bird here can sleep in at nighttimes"

"Of coarse sir" and he took Darks money and carried them up to the room.

The room was like the size of a airplane garage and the walls were mad of gold and rubberys. In the middle of the crapet which was all tartan was a bed that was the big as a truck. It was made with gold blankets and goose feathers inside it and the mints on the pillow were dead posh and it had Magic Fingers too. Dark eated both the mints because he was like L and ate candies.

"What should we do in this room all alone all night?" winked Takada nakeding.

"You read me like a book." Said Dark. He took off the leather vesty thing and pants that he had stealed from Mello., Under it was some boxers that had lots of posh letter ds on. He walked to the wardrobe and taked himself the posh dressing gown and the flat farmer hat and the walking stick and also he grew a mustach.

"Now i look more british" he gurgled.

"Im very turned on by british." Naomi maoned.

Dark had read a book about sexing and also done it a few times so he knew the drill. Noami was still a verging though and thats why see dumped Ray for Dark. She was surpised at Darks man thingy because it was big than Rays by about seventeen times. Ray wood often take his pants of and show her but not use it cos dark was bigger and scarred him.

Dark did the sexy thing and they both liked it especially dark. Then he did a thing he read in a book but it didnt taste good so he stopped but noami licked it so they kept going.

They sexed all night so much they didnt have to sleep. Dark had a shower and Naomi needed two just in case. Dark put on a posh suit and a top hat and Naomi found a spaghetti top so they both looked like fancy people and not assasses thrying to kill Near. Nearby (GET IT!) was Near.

"Excuse me you fine gentleman and your deliteful misses." Said near who was dressed like a chiny sweep.

"Why yes dear boy" answered dark coshing him over the head with a cosh.

AT DARKS WHEREHOUSE IN THE HARBUR

"Where am i?" grunted near sitting Near (GET IT?!) to a bomb.

"you are in my whorehouse in the harbor." Bellowed dark and fired the bomb but failed.

"NOO!"

"Oh well you are tyed up so you wont escape now if you excuse i need to sex Naomi again."

Near was sad because he wanted to sex nomi but was too young and also noone licked him.

Dark walked into the bedroom at the back of the wharehouse were the bed and the hot tub was. Naomi was waiting and she was even nakeder than earlier expect for her dressing gown.

Dark whispered "I forgetted what a naked laddy looks like"

She gotted rid of it and Dark called "Thanks I had forgotten " and took a photo to rememer by.

After sexing for a few minutes darek went outside still naked and saw Near.

"don't worry we all forgot sometimes" near complained.

Dark coshed him again cos he was a jerk.

AT DARKS OTHER WHAREHOUSE UNDER THE QUEENS CASTLE

Dark keeped coshing Near cos it was fun and he squeeked everytime like a toy. Takada was watching and she was dead sexed up by it.

"I built this dungeons (cosh) when watarmi (cosh) was queen (cohs) to keep my prisoners in(cosh). It is over six million years old (c0sh) and guy forks (cosh) was shooted in this very room (cos). DO (cosh) YOU (cosh) WANT (cosh) TO (cosh) BE (cosh) NECKS?"

Near wet him slef then went unconscious. When he came back he was also wet and sticky from wetting himself.

Darks fone went. It was L

"DARK YOU SCOUNDRAL!" "YOU STEALED NEAR AND NOW THE PRESIDENT WANTS ME TO FIND HIM!"

I will sell to you

"Name your cost."

"I would licke you to let me go safe and never try to kill me and stuff agen."

"I can do that not for you."

"Then this is goodbye" said dark and took noami and near to a near (get it!) station and got the tube to Whales.

"THIS IS WHEN THE STORY WILL REALLY BEGIN" he howled as the tube got to the Wales station.

"Why are we hear?" asked Noami.

"BECAUSE... I NEED TO FIND MY SISTER."

"Your sister is sayu and she is at home with misa lesbeaning." rumored Near.

"No, my other sister...... NIGHT YAGAMI!"

They both gasped.

"THIS IS WHEN THE STORY WILL REALLY BEGIN" he howled again because it was actually the end of the chapter this time not a flase alarm.