Disclaimer. I do not own Twilight. S Meyer Does. But I co-own Wise Girls with Perfectly Imperfect.
BPOV
Waking up, should normally be a quiet, sluggish half alert action.
Not in this house, that's for sure...
"WAKE UP EVERYONE!" Emmett screamed at our door, and when I heard him again it must've been at Jazz and Ally's door as well.
"Time to go Rambo!" he chuckled.
We were meeting our fathers and hopefully our sober mothers at some sort of training facility to work on our defensive tactics.
"Ungh!" I groaned rolling into Edward's side.
"Why do I feel like I am about to attempt seal training?" I asked him while he chuckled at me and kissed my forehead.
"I mean, we have proven we can take care of ourselves!" I whined not wanting to get out of bed.
"Yes, you have baby, but it is more for the Dad's, being they want you guys to be fully prepared since the fucker is still out there." Edward attempted to assure me.
"EMMETT! Get the fuck out of here!" Ally screamed as a loud crash was heard, and I knew Ally threw something at him once he opened their door.
Both Edward and I laughed hard, as we could picture Emmett rubbing somewhere on his body, where Ally targeted with an object and making her target.
I heard Edward sigh...
"OK, that wasn't obvious or anything?" he said
"What do you mean?" I asked him rubbing his chest.
"Well, it is clear that none of you want to do this today."
"No, I doubt it." I agreed with him
Edward pulled the comforter back and climbed out of bed, sliding on his trousers and walked to the door.
He opened it ad yelled for everyone to meet in the kitchen.
I jumped up and put on some shorts and a tee and followed him out there.
One by one, each of us made our way to the kitchen and attack the coffee pot.
"Look, it's obvious, Em that the girls aren't up for this today, and I have to agree with them, we all have barely had a full nights rest and if anything we need to relax and have some fun."
"This would be fun Edward!" Emmett argued attempting to mimic a machine gun and making a horrible shooting noise as if he was taking out everything in sight.
"I just think a little R & R would be good right now." Edward retorted
"What did you have in mind, another sex club visit?" Rose asked somehow maintaining a yawn a stretch and her question all at once.
"No." Edward chuckled "But I guess that would be your idea of fun" we then all laughed at her.
"Hell ya!" Rose grinned.
"No, I think we should call the families and maybe have everyone over to Charlie's for a big cookout and pool party; it will give everybody a chance to relax, including all the girls who probably need it."
It didn't take much for us all to agree and Ally to pick up the phone and call papa, who argued momentarily, but like always, Ally one him over with a guilt trip.
He called the other families' and about two hours later we were pulling up to my father's house, where several people already were.
Papa was at the grill with Carlisle, laughing at something and our mothers were in the pool, clearly getting their drink on.
"My Babies!" My mother slurred out in a shout.
"Here we go!" Rose laughed as we walked closer to the pool.
"Get your asses in here bitches!" Lita chastised sunglasses on and floating along the pool, drink in hand as well.
I pulled off my shorts and tee, revealing my bathing suit and dove in the pool.
Edward of coarse whistled at my expense, just before I hit the water.
Slowly but surely, all the girls that were abducted came to the house, families in tow.
We actually were having a good time, and not once did anyone mention that horrible place we were all kept.
There were many "Thank you's" from fathers, brothers and boyfriends periodically to all three of us, but we politely disregarded them knowing we did what we had to do.
They were incredibly grateful none the less.
My father must have kissed my forehead every chance he got when I neared him and did the same with Rose and Ally, until Rose glared at him and told him to relax, shoving another beer in his hand.
Jake out of nowhere, ran through the back yard and cannon balled into the pool, with all his clothes on.
"Jacob I am going to kick your ass, now I have to change your dressings you idiot!" Stacy screamed at him, clearly telling us she had warned him to stay out of the pool.
"You know, I may look like a bitch right now, but HE is the biggest baby, when it comes to recovering from a bullet wound." she informed everyone pointing to him just as he was surfacing.
"What?" Jacob asked as everyone snickered and stared at him.
"Do you need a band aid for your oughie?" my mother stumbled out laughing.
"No, Tanya I'm just a smart man who knows how to make a girlfriend do what he wants by whining!" he chuckled
"ooooooohhhhhh you vindictive ass!" Stacy said stomping her foot for being outwitted.
"Come on baby, I took a bullet for you." Jake said dripping from the pool pulling her close. "And I'd do it again any day, but until then….."
"AHHHHHHHHHHH" Stacy screamed as Jake picked her up and threw her into the pool, just as she began to look at him in awe of what he did.
Everyone laughed at their antics.
We all were having a good time and getting really drunk quite frankly.
Our mothers were real bad, I must've counted three times my mother slipped and fell back in the pool, as she was trying to get out and Esme was flirting ridiculously with everyone, especially showing off her new tummy.
Just as nightfall hit, and the tiki torches were lit, our little get together was in full swing and the music was up. My mother was attempting to dance provocatively with Esme, but in reality they both just looked ridiculous.
I was leaning against the edge of the pool watching all of it go down, smiling at how ridiculous everyone looked but genuinely were all having a good time, when Edward swam over to me and leaned against me stroking my thighs.
I nibbled on his ear and kissed the back of his neck.
"Bella, Don't start what you can't finish and there is people and family everywhere." Edward turned his head and whispered to me.
"Whatever do you mean?" I asked him coyly, as I slid my hand down his swim trunks and wrapped my fingers around his cock.
I heard him hiss and growl my name as quietly as he could.
I didn't listen though and began to stroke and pump his dick, till the hardness filled my hand and I giggled as his whole body stiffened when someone asked him a question from across the pool.
I chuckled as Edward stumbled out his answers as I would tighten my grip and pump faster.
"Son, are you alright?" Carlisle asked him
"Yup, I'm good, just tired and getting a…ugh shit….headache from drinking in the sun."
Carlisle nodded and began a conversation with someone else.
"You sure that headache is what had you moaning" I whispered and sucked on his earlobe.
"You evil minx, paybacks are a….fuck Bella…..ugh I'm gonna ….." Edward groaned cumming in my hand.
"Hmmmm I feel better" I said laughing as Edward glared at me.
He turned around quickly to begin to mess with me.
I could feel his fingers tangling with the bottom of my bathing suit, when a squirt of water hit him in the back of the head.
We both turned around and there was Ally giggling that she took a gulp of water and spurted it out at the back of Edwards head.
She raised an eyebrow at him daring him to get her back.
"Ally dear." Edward chanted
"Yes Edward sweetie" she responded grinning "Watcha got?"
"Um that wasn't a good idea, little one." He advised her.
"Ya, and why is that Cullen?" she said raising her fists ready to attack.
He leaned close to her and whispered…. "Because, Bells just gave me a killer hand job and you probably gulped my shit before you spit it at me smarty pants!" Edward said laughing hysterically as the loudest, piercing scream resounded throughout the backyard.
Ally splashed and flailed her way to the pool stairs, covering her mouth and gagging.
"OH MY GAWWWDDD!" my mother shouted drunkenly. "I think Ally is pregnant."
"I'm going to be a grandmother!" Esme then shouted
"WHAT!" Jasper shouted and fell backwards, luckily in a chair that caught his fall from the surprise news.
"Ya, she going to throw up, she must be pregnant!" Edward shouted out to him, completely eating this up and making it so much worse.
"Edward!" I yelled smacking the back of his head.
"What, it serves her right hon, spitting on me and all!" he whined rubbing the back of his head. "You're supposed to be on my side" he grinned
I thought about it for a moment, and said to hell with it…..
"Holy Shit, that's right she took Rose's pills when she ran out of her own. Damn Em I hope Rose had back up pills and isn't Prego as well!" I shouted out covering my mouth as if I shouldn't have said that out loud.
Emmett spit out his beer and screamed at the top of his lungs "ROSALIE!" running into the house after her, when she followed Alice to make sure she was ok.
Edward and I were cracking up.
"Babe, you better get us out of here quickly, before Alice spills the beans and they come down here and tell everyone, what we just did in the pool. I mean my Dad wants me to marry you, but if he thinks you were fucking around with me in front of him, you may lose your dick." I informed as gently as I could.
Edward pulled himself out of the pool with incredible speed, and yanked me out as well.
We wrapped towels around ourselves and made quick goodbyes, no one noticing how fast we were being, due to how drunk they were, and we climbed in his car just as we both heard each of our names screamed out from all four of them.
"Edward?"
"Bella?"
"Let's go home."
"Are you sure baby, are you ready?"
"Ya, I think it will be okay." I told him as he then made a U-turn and headed toward our house.
We drove back to our place, which they claimed would be ready by this afternoon.
Edward grabbed my hand once we got out of the car and walked me to our front door.
He unlocked it and we walked in. I flipped on a light switch and the living room lit up, looking very much the same. Just the new couch I picked out since the old one was stained with Jake's blood and new carpet.
I took a deep breath and nodded toward our bedroom, so we could get out of our wet clothes.
Again, we walked in together and flipped on the light.
You could smell the fresh paint and cleaning products, but overall, it was home.
I was surprised how easily I walked past the place, a man lay dead, due to me shooting and killing him and I went into the bathroom to shower.
Edward joined me and we mainly washed and caressed each other.
No funny business was needed; we just needed to reacquaint ourselves with our home.
And so we did, as I was towel drying my hair and finished brushing my teeth, Edward poured us some wine and placed some cheese and crackers on a tray and placed it on the bed, waiting for me.
I smiled at him, as I walked out and saw it.
"I thought we could munch and watch a movie, just take it easy." He explained smiling.
"That sounds perfect; you get to pick the movie, while I throw on some PJ's." I told him, walking toward my dresser.
It ended up being a quiet, uneventful, nice night. We curled up watching Boondock Saints and fell asleep.
No nightmares.
?POV
I watched as he brought in a tray of food and glasses of wine.
"Fucker!"
Then, there she was, gloriously naked.
Smiling at him.
The way she should've been smiling at me!
"You will be mine Bella Mancini, you will be mine, sooner than you think!" I made a quiet vow and turned and walked away, careful not to be seen.
A/N Sorry this was so short and not beta'd. I had another Microsoft Word issue and thanks to Kerry, used a different program that my Beta Stacy, wouldn't be able to work with. Love to you Kerry, you always come through honey. Perfectly Imperfect and I struggled with what to do with this chap, we both want the SWAT training, but I felt a little R&R was needed first. Too much drama at once will burn me out. Thanks to all of you who nominated PNP and WG and now it's time to vote. So go to Sunflowerawards and vote. I love my reviewers. I will be responding to every review, I'm sorry I haven't been on my game, but planning a house closing, imspections, packing and work has been taking up a lot of time, but I promise to get back on schedule real soon. I am going to work on PNP epilogue tonight and next chap of Living the myth which will be a LEMONY one, I warn you now. Love to all, especially my girls and you know who you are….Love Heidi Cullen and Perfectly Imperfect
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