Chapter 11: Bossy Eris
Once again it was time for Hunson Abadeer to give a recap to the audience.
Hunson Abadeer's commentary:
Last time on Survive the Nightosphere, our contestants were woken up with a fire blast from a dragon within the Nightosphere, the challenge they were going to compete in was to have an old fashion capture the flag challenge, with the blue team versus the red team.
This was a possible opportunity for the Blue Soldier to show us what he was made out of, unfortunately for him, he ran into lava, got burned, then was shot out of the Tank of Shame. So who'll be fired up next? Find out here on Survive the Nightosphere!
End of commentary.
For the Hell's Fist things were not looking too good, they were in poor condition with Mandy being quite fed up with Mojo Jojo and his ranting.
Confessions:
"I don't know about trusting that talking monkey, he claims to be such a genius but so far we're going nowhere but down" said Mandy.
"Mandy just has to give Mojo a chance, and Mojo will show her that all you need to do is get rid of the weak ones from your team first before you crush the enemy!" laughed Mojo.
End of confessions.
As for the Doom Snakes, Eris was becoming quite bossy with the rest of the team which was starting to annoy Chris pretty much.
"Chris if you could please open the window here, it's so drafty" said Eris.
"Why don't you open it yourself" said Chris.
"What was that?" asked Eris who wasn't happy.
"Just open the window already it's drafty" said Duncan.
"Yea do what your friend requested" added Eris.
"Fine" sighed Chris.
But as Chris opened up the window Chef was there with a water gun which he used it to spray Chris with water, as the others tried to get out Chef began to spray them as well, as he did with the Hell's Fist the same.
"Like my wake up call?" laughed Hunson, "Come on, it's challenge time."
As Hunson showed everyone where he was going to give them the challenge Hunson was prepared to revive another one of Chris' classics.
"Today's challenge will be serving me a meal, the team which can cook up the best meal will win immunity" said Hunson.
Confessions:
"Ha, I knew my plan would work sooner or later, Mandy and the rest of Hell's Fist don't realize they're looking at Townsville's greatest chef!" laughed Mojo.
"Mojo better come up with a plan that'd get us on the winning side or he's gone" said Mandy.
"Time to show what I can cook up some good chaos" laughed Eris.
End of confessions.
"Mandy, you are looking at Townsville's greatest chef, me Mojo Jojo!" laughed Mojo.
"Hmm, cook me a sample and I'll determine it" said Mandy.
Mojo went to work and did just that, he created a very good sushi dish for Mandy which she tasted it which she realized it wasn't bad.
"Hmm, we may have an actual plan in winning immunity" said Mandy.
"Great, I'll need the following ingredients if we're going to impress someone like Hunson Abadeer" said Mojo.
As the Hell's Fist ended up gathering ingredients for a first class meal for Hunson, meanwhile Eris was bossing the Doom Snakes around.
"Alright we're going to make my mother's most prized dish which means Hunson would adore it if you follow through what I have to say" said Eris.
"Since when did you decided to take control?" asked Sofia, "I know some of my own recipes that'd get a kick out of Hunson."
"Hmm, which crazy lady should we choose?" asked Chris to Duncan.
"Hmm, Eris is hotter than Sofia, but Sofia is being less bossy than Eris" said Duncan.
"Tough choice" said Chris.
"I'd say I'd go with the one who reminds me of grandmother comrades" said the Red Heavy referring to Sofia.
"What, no, but we'll lose!" cried Eris.
"I'm siding with Sofia" said Viper, "she's less bossy."
King Cobra ends up nodding in agreeing with Viper who agree to help out Sofia. Eris indeed was pretty much steamed up about that, as she went to take a breather she ran into Him who was doing a few chores before helping out Chef and Hunson.
"Where do you think you're wondering off to?" asked Him.
"I need a favor" continued Eris, "you know how Owen ate those ribs from the first season? Well, let's just give whatever Sofia is cooking as a present to Owen."
"You mean have your team lose on purpose?" asked Him, "Hmm, I'll get the Heaven phone ready."
As Him was doing Eris' bidding, Sofia had just finished creating the dish with the help of the Doom Snakes, as for Him, he snuck around the area and dialed the number to heaven where Owen ended up picking up on the other line.
"Hello?" asked Owen.
"Owen, it's me" said Him.
"Okay why are you calling me?" asked Owen.
"We down here in the Nightosphere want to apologize to you and offer this dish as a token of our esteem apology" said Him who made up a lie.
"Well in that case, bring it up here!" laughed Owen.
As Him snapped his fingers the dish that Sofia had worked so hard on was gone and was soon going to be in Owen's stomach in heaven. When Sofia came back she was shocked to see her dish just vanish like that.
"Oh my, looks like you'll have to find another recipe to please Hunson" laughed Eris.
But it was too late for the Doom Snakes, the Hell's Fist had already delivered Mojo's dish to Hunson who tasted it was very much impressed with it.
"Wow, I must say this is an improvement for you Hell's Fist members" laughed Hunson, "what about the Doom Snakes?"
"Looks like we're coming up empty handed" said Chris.
"Then you'll be voting for someone off" laughed Hunson.
Indeed it was quite the obvious who was going to be voted off from the Doom Snakes, the two members of the team that did not receive a badge were Sofia and Eris, but Eris had made a deal with Him to skew the vote to go against Sofia instead.
"Sofia, you were a grouchy granny wannabe, but oddly enough you will not be staying" said Hunson as he handed the last badge to Eris.
"Yea that's right go toward the Tank of Shame!" laughed Eris.
Sofia was escorted by Chef to the Tank of Shame where she was fired right out of the tank itself screaming for her life.
"Yep, that's just the sound of music to my ears, until next time here on Survive the Nightosphere!" laughed Hunson.
