Ruki44: Well folks, here it is, the Valentine Day obligatory one shot that I threw together at the last minute on Friday the 13th, the must cursed day of calender.
Ruki: Never took you the type to be superstitious. Idiotic, yes. Superstitious, no.
Tetra: I'm not surprised. But I have to agree with Ruki, suddenly announcing you believe in Friday the 13th's powers after all these years...
Hinata: Something happen?
Ruki44: YES! My Wendy's burger was improperly made. It had all the condiments on it...lettuce...tomato...mayo...katsup. What part of plain was so hard to get?
Rukia: That's it?! -.-;;
Ruki44: Well...different stuff too...but it didn't happen on the 13th...
Hinata: ...Hm...
Ruki: Ah, Hinata saying hm! That must mean something serious. She understands when Ruki44 is serious or not!
Tetra: That must mean one thing!
Ruki: The apocalpyse is coming! To the bunker!
Ruki and Tetra run off
Rukia: Wow they over react to everything...
Ruki44: Ah, that's the fun in life. Overreacting to everything in the right amounts right? Because if you don't react at all, people think you have issues!
Hinata: Sounds like your speaking from experience...
Ruki44: What?! Not at all! Defiently not...well...I DON'T OWN ANYTHING YA!
Runs off to god knows where
Rukia: Messed up...Ruki44 is really messed up...
Hinata: We're all messed up arn't we? I mean we willingly come here...
Rukia: Actually I come here to hide from my older brother.
Hinata: Really?! Me too!
Furbies
Ruki blinked a couple of times, staring at the…thing …that Takato was holding out to her cheerfully. It was rather small and it was like a cute gremlin…I think.
"Um hey..." I greeted Gogglehead rather cautiously.
"HAPPY VALETINE'S DAY RUKI!" He yelled, shoving the thing in my hands. I blinked and brought it up to eye level and studied it. I decided right then and there it was creepy.
"Um thank you I guess. What is it?" I asked, getting straight to the point. Takato puffed out his chest and looked very proud of himself.
"Furby!" He declared. "It's really popular right now and it's super cute! I know how you like cute things…" I sweatdropped as I lowered the 'Furby' from my line of vision. First off, how the hell did Takato realize that I liked cute things? Second off, this was cute?
"Don't say that so loud will you? You know how many guys have tried making me their Valentines today? Anyways, how did you know I liked cute things?" I asked him, frowning a bit. I was pretty sure I didn't tell anybody that little dirty secret of mine…
"Simple, you really like Calumon. Calumon is cute. All I had to do was put two and two together." He explained, obviously feeling very proud of himself. I grimaced. Damn you Calumon! Why were you so cute. He noticed my look because he added in a hurry, "Don't worry, I won't tell anybody."
I sighed and looked up at the clock. The five minute bell was going to ring soon, we better get to homeroom least we get written up. Ms. Asagi apparently was unforgiving on Valentine's Day according to Takato. I signaled him to follow me as I began to walk toward my locker.
"I guess I have to give you credit where it's due. But I have to say, I'm sorta curious why these things are so popular." I told him as I tossed the Furby from my right hand to my left. Takato caught it as I tossed it back to my right hand.
"It talks. See, listen." With that he pressed its tummy. What came next shocked me to say the least, and judging by Takato's face, it shocked him too.
"I will eat your immortal soul!" Takato raised the Furby to meet his own crimson eyes.
"That's odd, it never did that before…maybe if I try it again…" He mused, recovering quickly. With that said, he pressed the gremlin's stomach once again.
"I will offer your blood to Lucifer!" Takato gave a sheepish laugh.
"Don't know why it's saying that…" He said nervously as he pressed the button again.
"Foolish mortals, do you dare challenge me!" Takato was getting obviously flustered and panicked because he kept pressing the button in the middle of the furby's stomach.
"I will you kill you all in your sleep!"
"Bow before me, and I shall spare your life!"
"Anyone who opposes me will suffer!"
"I will rip out your guts!"
Takato was about to push the stomach again, the look on his face was panicked and scared. Ruki reached out and grabbed his wrist before they had to hear one more phrase coming out from that dysfunctional things mouth…speaker thing.
"It's fine…I appreciate the gesture. I know you mean well, you didn't have to get me anything for Valentine's Day." Ruki told the brown haired tamer with a kind smile. Takato sniffled.
"Hirokazu and Kenta got you something…and so did Ryou…and a bunch of other guys. I didn't want you to think that I didn't care about you." He began to tear up and Ruki knew if she didn't stop him now, he would bawl his guts out. That's just the way he was. She sighed and did something that surprised the poor goggleheaded Tamer.
She hugged him.
"Stupid. From Hirokazu and Kenta…it's more of tribute then anything. You know how they…and much of the student body…is afraid of me. And Ryou and the others…shallow attempts to win me over. You should know that I don't fall for that kind of stuff." She gently pried the Furby out of his hands and studied it.
"Anyways just because its Satanic doesn't mean I can't put it to good use." With that last sentence she grinned up at her companion and winked. "That fire bird pissed me off and I still haven't forgiven him." Takato blinked, confused and frightened by the red head girl's words. Whenever she got… "playful"…bad things happen. Things that Takato rather not remember.
"Ruki…?" He said slowly wiping his tears away. "What are you saying?" Ruki just grinned in response and Takato instantly understood one thing.
Whatever Ruki was planning, he was going to be the accomplice.
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Zudamon stared confused at the thing before him. It wasn't a Digimon, that much was certain. What it was, he didn't know. Carefully he poked it, curiosity getting the best of him, thanking to the Digital Gods that none of the other Sovereigns, or even worse, one of those fifthly humans who call themselves Tamers, was around to see this.
"Bow before me and you shall live!" Zudamon was surprised momentarily before his anger got the best of him.
"HOW DARE YOU INSOLENT CREATURE! I SHALL OBLITERATE YOU!"
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Takato watched nervously as Ruki skipped happily along down the path from Guilmon's shed. Sure he didn't like the Digimon Sovereign fire bird Zudamon, but really, sending him a demonic Furby was a bit much in his book.
"Ruki…" He started to voice his concern before Ruki whipped around and showed him a flash of that dazzling smile she so often hid from the world.
"Let's go get ice cream!" She suggested cheerfully. He blushed and looked down.
"Alright." He wondered if she knew he was wrapped around her little finger. He wouldn't be surprised. Girls are just good like that and Ruki was the best of them all.
Rukia: Aw they thought this was going to be a fluffy and/or serious fic after that last one! How cute!
Hinata: Trust me Readers-sans, that was a once in a lifetime thing. Or so. Not going to happen anytime too soon in the near distant future. Unless the fic was written to be serious. Even then she's going to screw that up. Drama, Angst, and anything along those lines is not Ruki44 strong suit. And I apologize for the retardness of this. Like Ruki44 said in the beginning, it was seriously just thrown together at the last minute.
Rukia: We hope you liked the stupidity somewhat! Please review!
