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A/N : (PLEASE READ!!) Hi thanks for reading Potions Surprise! Ummmmmmm ya my teeth is hurting a lot (ya im having problems) so this tooth is driving me nuts so sorry if I make weird mistakes


(NOW ON WITH THE STORY!!)

'oh now I like that!' moaned Neville, who was jacking off.

'W-wha?' mumbled Harry who was half-asleep.

'SHIT!' thought Neville. He quickly got his hand out of his pants, but forgot to hide his little screen player thing.

'What's wrong? Having SWEET dreams bout Lavender?' Grinned Harry who desperately wanted the details but while talking he was interrupted by Neville. Harry also had huge baggs under his eyes.

'WHA?!?!?!? THAT FUCKING SLUT WHO ALWAYS WANTS SEX??!?!?!?!?!?! THAT BITCH STALKS ME LIKE IM HER PIMP OR STAR!!!!FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THANKS A LOT FOR RUINING MY WHOLE FUCKING DAY' Whispered Neville loudly.

Harry snickered at the thought of Neville being famous and all the girls swooning at him and he was wearing a pimp hat and pimp clothes with all the chains and Neville rapping...this cracked him up soooo much

'Well...you know...........If she ever asks for sex again you can tell her to come to me literally CUM to me...' said Harry with his famous horny smile.

'W-whaaa?!?' Neville said...he was confused.... Did he hear Harry right? Was this Harry? He looked for the scar...YES it was he!

Harry interrupted Neville of his thoughts again.

'What's this? Hmmmmmmm...So this was getting you horny eh?' While saying this Harry noticed the bulge in Neville's pants and his hands, which had white/clear stuff on his hands. 'God this is priceless! Neville HORNY!!! Ahahahahaahahahahahahaha!'

Harry laughed to himself quietly.

'I wonder wonder...what is this?' Harry pressed the rewind button.

'So Neville.... What is you were Jacking off...' Neville was red as the red part of the Gryffindor flag.

'This must be pretty good stuff...what is this some good Lesbo sex? You know like girl on girl, one girl eating another girl out, straight regular sex, bondage or something better than that...which I doubt there is... Lesbians...MM!' Said Harry with another horny smile.

'NO DON'T PRESS PLAY PLEASE HARRY I WILL DO ANYTHING!!!' Whispered Neville strongly...

'anything..?' Harry said still with a horny grin

'well maybe not anything...' Neville slowly trailing off

'than the deals off' grinned harry....'Its good to get free porn once in a while ;)' thought Harry.

He pressed play and blackmailed Neville so that Neville wouldn't stop him. Harry put his hand down his own pants with a horny smile, his MANHOOD was slowly getting bigger and bigger and his heart was beating faster and faster.

Harry hit play.........what was gonna happen?

All the sudden there was Snape drunk.

FLOP!!

Harry was completely turned off. Yes folks that was the sound of his dick going whoooop...down.

'What the fuck Neville...you call this porn?!?' Said Harry disappointingly...but before Neville got to answer Harry told him to shut up.

With his hand still in his pants. He noticed Snape slowly unbuttoning his clothes...all the sudden Harry noticed Snape was pretty sexy. Harry started jacking off again.

'I really hope he is traditional...ya know no boxers ;)' Harry said breathing faster and faster.

WHOOSH!

That was the sound of Snape's robes falling to the floor.

'Gah!' Harry said, noticing his sexy body, which was pale, but still found him amazingly sexy.

'He's still mine!' Neville said Jealously.

'We will see about that...I may have Ginny but Snape is so....a- amazing'

'NO YOU LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER! HE IS MINE I CLAIMED HIM!! I EVEN ASS RAPED HIM WITH DUMBLEDORE AND LAVENDER!!'

Harry shuddered when he thought of HIS Snape getting ass raped by geek and that old wrinkly man....he saw him naked earlier.....but Harry wanted details about Lavender naked...

'So.....what's Lavender like in bed?' Grinned Harry 'is she good?' I thought she was lesbian cause she was always around Parvatti. But hmm..shes not a Lesbo I think I can have her' Harry said with another Horny grin.

Neville was getting tired of this horny grin 'what ever I'm fucking tired G' night'

'Oh I think I will be keeping this...of sexy Snape' Harry grinned 'G'night'

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Ron and Harry groaned..They knew if they didn't dress drag Snape would force them to dance naked in front of Dumbledore and Dobby. Harry rather of danced naked WITH Snape...no Dumbledore, Dobby or anyone! Just him and Snape 'oh Severus' Harry moaned in his mind...Ron wore a long dress rose red dress with deep red lipstick on, blush and a little bid of eye shadow on. Harry on the other hand wore a blue jeans mini skirt and a tank top stuffing coconuts to make it look like he had boobs..than he had a brown wig on his head he neatly had eye liner, little bit of blush and peach flavored(smells like it too) lip gloss on. Harry and Ron was a bit unhappy but to laugh they both sang to potions 'I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, there they are standing in a row! Big ones, small ones SOME AS BIG AS YOU HEAD! Give 'em a flick of the wrist that's what the showman said. I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...' When they got to potions everyone muttering suddenly became quiet.

Ron said to Harry 'I guess everyone wants to dance naked in front of Dobby and Dumbledore.'

Everyone was speechless. Even Draco Malfoy who had a thing for making this more embarrassing but this was too much.

The two drags sat down uncomfortably with everyone staring.........All the sudden Snape barged in.

'okay everyone SHU-....wait...why is it so quiet...?'

Harry almost fainted at the sight of the potions master.

'hmmmm.....well,well, what do we have here...two drag queens....stand up and take a bow for your stupid foolish act....Potter and Weasly...' Snape said with a smile with a bit of a curve. Harry and Ron were shocked......

'B-but..! you told us...to wear these or we would have to dance naked in front of Dumbledore and Dobby' spluttered Ron

'SCILENCE!! You fools!! Well I guess since you were away I have no choice but to give you NO detentions.... Consider your selves lucky Potter...Weasly.' Snape said pissed off.

Than Harry stood up and said in a seductive voice, 'Oh Sevy. You are sooo sexy come one come on'

The whole class was shocked even Snape.

'SEVY?!?!' yelled Snape in shock.

Harry walked up and slowly started to rub the potions masters chest. His lips getting closer and closer. Snape was scared shitless

'what are you doing Potter?!?' Snape said sheepishly

'I need you' Harry said weakly.