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Emmett: I love you! You love me!

Bella and Heidi: Let's get together and kill Barney!

Aro and Edward: Hey! That's not how the song goes!

Emmett: Oh Victoria! Come out, come out where ever you are!

Rose: Oh yeah that's going to work.

Emmett: Hey you never know.

Alice: But I do and it's not. So stop.

Emmett: *Muttering* Stupid future seeing ex-sister...

Alice: Oh you know you love me.

Aro: Can we forces on finding Victoria please!

Clarie: Why don't you turn in to a bat?

All: *Blank looks*

Edward: Emmett what have you been teaching this poor child?

Emmett: Stuff. If she asks anything stupid it's the wolves fault.

Edward: Sure blame them.

Emmett: Because it is there fault!

Claire: Hello! Is anyone going to answer my question?

Bella: Because we're not those kind of vampires. We sparkle in the sun light instead of flying.

Claire: Oh. Where are your fangs?

All: *Laughing*

Claire: *Stomps on Edward's foot*

Emmett: Be nice, Claire!

Claire: *Throws a pine cone at his head*

Rose: *Laughing* Girls got a nice throw.

Claire: Thank you. Now tell me why you don't have fangs.

Rose: Because our teeth are razor sharp. We don't need fangs.

Claire: Thank you. See people was that so hard? No!

Aro: *Whispering to Bella* Where do you think we can dump the kid?

Claire: I heard that! *Throws stick and hits Aro in the head*

Aro: Watch it little one. Before I make you my afternoon snack!

All: Aro!

Aro: What? She's annoying!

Claire: And your ugly but you don't see me calling you my snack.

Aro: Well Barney likes me!

Bella and Heidi: I do too!

Bella: *Glaring at Heidi* Excuse me?

Heidi: I mean...I love Edward!

Bella: Yeah that's what I thought.

Heidi: You think? Who knew!

Edward: Me!

Heidi: *Smacks his shoulder* Shut up!

Claire: I have another question.

Edward: No don't ask that! Please don't--

Claire: Why did you all brake up?

Edward: Oh you just had to ask that!

Alice: *Sweet smile* Edward, he told us the truth about our other halves. Turns out Jasper was cheating on me.

Emmett: With Rose!

Rose: How many times do I have to say this? I didn't cheat on you with Jasper!

Emmett: Sure tell that to Alice!

Rose: I have!

Alice: Anyway! I broke things off with Jasper and Emmett did the same with Rose. I then found my Alec *kisses Alec*

Jane: Ugh, gag me with a spoon.

Alice: Happy too!

Edward: Can we talk about something else?

Bella: No why don't you tell everyone why we, split up. *Glaring at Edward*

Rose: Oh gosh like we all want to hear that again.

Heidi: I do! Go on Edward.

Edward: *muttering* I slept with Heidi...

Bella: On our wedding day!

Edward: I said I was sorry!

Bella: I don't care!

Heidi: I love the fact that he left you for me!

Nessie: Well didn't Aro leave you for Bella?

Bella: Yes, he did! Ha! *Sticks her tongue out at Heidi*

Heidi: Shut up!

Claire: What about you? Why are you here? *Pokes James while glaring at him*

James: Because I love Nessie.

Nessie: Aw, James I love you too! *Kisses him*

Claire: Ew!

Nessie: You'll understand when your older.

Claire: Sure I will. Now what about...

Edward: No! No! No! Don't ask that, please!

Claire: *Smiles evil like* Tanya--

Bella and Heidi: Tanya! Stupid strawberry blonde hair...falling all over Edward like there's no tomorrow!

Felix: Are they okay?

Edward: They will be.

Aro: Bella dear...calm down.

Bella: Calm down?! She tired to take Edward from me when we were madly in love!

Nessie: And still are.

Heidi: Did the same to me when she visited last week! Why can't she just craw in to a hole and die?!

Nessie: Oh you don't even love Edward!

Heidi: Watch it.

Bella: No you watch it! Leave my daughter alone.

Heidi: She's my daughter too!

Bella: I don't see a ring on your finger making you Edward's wife so she's not!

Heidi: Your not his wife either!

Bella: I gave birth the her!

Heidi: Oh yeah...forgot that...

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