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Emmett: I love you! You love me!
Bella and Heidi: Let's get together and kill Barney!
Aro and Edward: Hey! That's not how the song goes!
Emmett: Oh Victoria! Come out, come out where ever you are!
Rose: Oh yeah that's going to work.
Emmett: Hey you never know.
Alice: But I do and it's not. So stop.
Emmett: *Muttering* Stupid future seeing ex-sister...
Alice: Oh you know you love me.
Aro: Can we forces on finding Victoria please!
Clarie: Why don't you turn in to a bat?
All: *Blank looks*
Edward: Emmett what have you been teaching this poor child?
Emmett: Stuff. If she asks anything stupid it's the wolves fault.
Edward: Sure blame them.
Emmett: Because it is there fault!
Claire: Hello! Is anyone going to answer my question?
Bella: Because we're not those kind of vampires. We sparkle in the sun light instead of flying.
Claire: Oh. Where are your fangs?
All: *Laughing*
Claire: *Stomps on Edward's foot*
Emmett: Be nice, Claire!
Claire: *Throws a pine cone at his head*
Rose: *Laughing* Girls got a nice throw.
Claire: Thank you. Now tell me why you don't have fangs.
Rose: Because our teeth are razor sharp. We don't need fangs.
Claire: Thank you. See people was that so hard? No!
Aro: *Whispering to Bella* Where do you think we can dump the kid?
Claire: I heard that! *Throws stick and hits Aro in the head*
Aro: Watch it little one. Before I make you my afternoon snack!
All: Aro!
Aro: What? She's annoying!
Claire: And your ugly but you don't see me calling you my snack.
Aro: Well Barney likes me!
Bella and Heidi: I do too!
Bella: *Glaring at Heidi* Excuse me?
Heidi: I mean...I love Edward!
Bella: Yeah that's what I thought.
Heidi: You think? Who knew!
Edward: Me!
Heidi: *Smacks his shoulder* Shut up!
Claire: I have another question.
Edward: No don't ask that! Please don't--
Claire: Why did you all brake up?
Edward: Oh you just had to ask that!
Alice: *Sweet smile* Edward, he told us the truth about our other halves. Turns out Jasper was cheating on me.
Emmett: With Rose!
Rose: How many times do I have to say this? I didn't cheat on you with Jasper!
Emmett: Sure tell that to Alice!
Rose: I have!
Alice: Anyway! I broke things off with Jasper and Emmett did the same with Rose. I then found my Alec *kisses Alec*
Jane: Ugh, gag me with a spoon.
Alice: Happy too!
Edward: Can we talk about something else?
Bella: No why don't you tell everyone why we, split up. *Glaring at Edward*
Rose: Oh gosh like we all want to hear that again.
Heidi: I do! Go on Edward.
Edward: *muttering* I slept with Heidi...
Bella: On our wedding day!
Edward: I said I was sorry!
Bella: I don't care!
Heidi: I love the fact that he left you for me!
Nessie: Well didn't Aro leave you for Bella?
Bella: Yes, he did! Ha! *Sticks her tongue out at Heidi*
Heidi: Shut up!
Claire: What about you? Why are you here? *Pokes James while glaring at him*
James: Because I love Nessie.
Nessie: Aw, James I love you too! *Kisses him*
Claire: Ew!
Nessie: You'll understand when your older.
Claire: Sure I will. Now what about...
Edward: No! No! No! Don't ask that, please!
Claire: *Smiles evil like* Tanya--
Bella and Heidi: Tanya! Stupid strawberry blonde hair...falling all over Edward like there's no tomorrow!
Felix: Are they okay?
Edward: They will be.
Aro: Bella dear...calm down.
Bella: Calm down?! She tired to take Edward from me when we were madly in love!
Nessie: And still are.
Heidi: Did the same to me when she visited last week! Why can't she just craw in to a hole and die?!
Nessie: Oh you don't even love Edward!
Heidi: Watch it.
Bella: No you watch it! Leave my daughter alone.
Heidi: She's my daughter too!
Bella: I don't see a ring on your finger making you Edward's wife so she's not!
Heidi: Your not his wife either!
Bella: I gave birth the her!
Heidi: Oh yeah...forgot that...
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