A/N: Another boring day at work another chapter for you! Oh by the way this is purely dialogue and slightly on the raunchy side of things. Just FYI you know. Also, it's very short and I think even funny (which if you know my writing style is very, very rare).

Chapter 10: Fun and Games

"If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?"- Alice from Alice in Wonderland by Louis Carol

"No."

"Please…,"

"I said no."

"But Scott it'll be really, really fun."

"I don't care how fun it is Marie I will not subject myself or you to that. We don't know the implications of your mutation just yet and I think that…what are you doing?"

"I am finding out the implications of my mutation."

"I don't think doing that will help us discover those particular implications."

"But Scott I thought you liked it when I did this."

"Ma…Marie this isn't really appropriate in my office."

"Scott when have we ever been appropriate?"

"That isn't the point. We must at least hold some sort of moral decorum around the school."

"Scott I've never been one for moral decorum. I mean really have you met Wolverine?"

"I really don't want to talk about Logan right now Marie."

"Me neither, I would much rather fill my mouth up with other things instead of words. But you know we could always just do it your way."

"Wai…wait come back."

"Why?"

"You can't just leave me like this, not here."

"Are you saying you would like to find out the implications of my mutation Scott?"

"I am saying that we should just screw those implications into the side of my desk."

"I love it when our minds think alike like that."

"I am not thinking right now Marie."

"I wasn't implying with the head on our shoulders Scott."

"Marie."

"Yes Scott?"

"Shut up and turn around."

"Yes sir fearless leader sir!"

"What in the hell is going on here!?"

"LOGAN!"

A/N: Hardy har-har I am leaving it there. Well that is until PlonkerOnDaLoose decides to move her new one shot into multiple chapter story that is.