Gentlemen and ladies, today is a day of wonders, for today we have achieved over ten reviews! (cue the applause) and we are on our tenth official chapter (even more applause) and I finally uploaded a relevant cover image, even though it's kind of crap! (Silence) Hey, I tried alright! Okay with that out of the way, as mentioned in the 'next time' thing, this chapter may be a tad darker than the others, since it involves some creepy things, it's as dark as we're ever going to get, I think… maybe, we haven't gotten to Yui Kashii yet so who knows.
Also, looking at last chapter, I noticed a few problems with the climactic duel, namely the calculations. I fixed it, along with spelling errors, you can look if you want, Yukana still wins, albeit with a lot more overkill this time around.
Some Common Sense Chapter 10: Her First Stalker
Life had a really funny way of throwing the largest of curveballs with only a small hint to herald its arrival. Sometimes these were the good type of curveballs, like when Junichi was forced to ask Yukana out and ended up dating. There were other curveballs, such as Ranko challenging him to a fight.
Then there was what happened over the weekend.
In all fairness the event wasn't something one could easily predict, but it did make sense if the full context was present. The happening that lasted for the weekend originally started just after school on Friday. It took a while for Junichi to notice something was off, but when he did he stopped, which led to Yukana stopping as well.
"Something wrong?" she asked.
"Do you ever feel like you're being watched, sometimes?" Junichi asked. The expression on Yukana's face was flatter than a pancake.
"Every time the wind blows up my skirt or if I bend over, why do you ask?" she deadpanned.
"I feel like someone's following us. I saw something back there, but it disappeared as soon as I looked." Junichi explained.
"Okay, I think you've been watching too much Blood +." Yukana pointed out.
"It wasn't that bad." Junichi replied.
"You had a marathon in the dead of night." Yukana arched a brow at him. Junichi mirrored the action, "Not exactly a marathon when I only watched four episodes." Yukana rolled her eyes and walked away, with Junichi catching up to walk by her side, both unaware that the presence following was still present and still watching them.
'Yame-sama…' he thought.
The source of the disturbance, the one who had been following the two, finally showed itself at the end of the day. Or rather Junichi found it crouching behind some bins. He snorted, not so much in scorn but more like a bull getting ready to charge. He marched over to bins, eyes narrowing.
"Hey, you okay?" Yukana asked. Hachi and Ranko both glanced over to Junichi. He reached down behind the bins and yanked out a boy. He looked a year younger than him, on the skinny side and wearing a pair of large glasses that looked almost cartoonish. His hair was greasy and black parts of it clinging to his face much like Koichi's did.
"Okay, pal, what the hell is your deal?" he asked flatly. The younger boy struggled in vain to get Junichi to release him, but he may as well be trying to get out of a bear trap.
"Hey, Junichi, let him go!" Yukana demanded. Junichi obliged, but the moment he did the young boy leapt up and rushed for Yukana, arms outstretched to hug her.
"Yame-samaaaaaa!" he screamed, his eyes wide with joy. Yukana stumbled back, almost tripping to avoid the crazy young boy, Ranko turned, grabbing Yukana to pull her away, but the one that surprised everyone was Hachi: he had been standing at ease for one second, then the next he crossed two meters and kicked the boy's shins so hard that he did a somersault and landed on his back. Hachi crouched next to him, a hand on the boy's throat as if he was going to decapitate him with a karate chop. Despite Hachi's sudden and violent movement, what happened next was even more terrifying.
He smiled. A genuine, harmless little smile that made the surrounding areas a little bit brighter, his eyes closed.
"Now, now." He said. "No need to be hasty." He opened one eye, revealing an eye that was usually a warm turquoise, but now a cold icy blue. "Someone could get hurt." Everyone shivered.
'I didn't even see him move!' Yukana thought.
'Holy crap, he'd tear me apart if I tried fighting him.' Ranko realized.
'I keep forgetting how dangerous that guy can be when he gets angry.' Junichi winced. "Hey, Hachi, mind letting the kid go? I think he's traumatized." Hachi immediately snapped out of his frightening personality and helped the boy up.
"Oops, sorry about that!" he apologized. The boy shuddered and managed to gather the courage to stop trembling. "So what was the big rush about, anyway?" Hachi asked with a polite smile. The boy got up, gathered his nerves and then pointed dramatically at Junichi.
"You!" he yelled. Junichi tilted his head, "Me?" he asked. The boy marched up to Junichi, withdrawing a glove from his pocket and slapping Junichi across the face with it. Junichi blinked, "Okay, care to explain?"
"I, Shinji Tachibana, challenge you to a duel!" the boy yelled.
"Okay, but why though?" Junichi queried. Shinji sneered, "Why else, for the heart of the beautiful maiden Yame-sama!" he declared, sending a loving look towards Yukana, who decided to step back. Shinji turned back to Junichi, a snarl forming on his face, "You don't deserve a lovely pure hearted girl goddess like that, what does she even see in you anyways?"
Junichi opened his mouth to answer, "How is that your business? I've never even seen you before. Besides if she's been with me this long then obviously our relationship would be a pretty nice one, right?" Shinji didn't seem deterred, "Not true, it could be a relationship where you're forcing her to stay with you, or maybe you have blackmail evidence, or you're paying her—"
"Excuse me!?" Yukana cut in, her face morphing into a glare of her own. "For somebody who considers me a goddess made flesh you seem to have an awfully low opinion of my choices in life, acting like I got together with the wrong boy." She marched up to him towering over the younger boy ominously. "Now listen up! You want to know why I'm with him, I'll tell you: it's because he's kind. Kinder then you give him credit. He has been nothing but respectful to me, he has had chanced to take advantage of me in the past, but he didn't. He didn't ask me out just to get a chance at losing his virginity, or any other stupid reason."
'Technically wrong,' Junichi thought, remembering what the Trio did to get him into the relationship in the first place. "I'm flattered that you have a crush on me, but I'm not interested, so please stop following me and stop harassing my boyfriend. Why would I leave him for somebody I don't even know?" She told the sweating boy.
"But-but Yame-sama, he's a heartless brute that beats up his friends! He'll take advantage of you, I know it! Let's run away together, and I'll treat you how you should be, like the beautiful princess you are!" Shinji mewled.
"I don't want to be treated like a princess, and I am not some helpless maiden who is made of glass, so stop treating me like one. Junichi is a wonderful boyfriend and a wonderful person, so quit acting like you know him and back off!" she turned around and marched away, with the others following close behind.
"This isn't over, Hashiba! I will win Yame-sama's heart!" Shinji yelled at their retreating backs.
"This happen often?" Junichi asked Yukana. She shrugged, "Not as often as you'd think, but there have been people who don't seem to take the hint in the past, Ranko often dealt with them. Speaking of which," she turned to Ranko who was discreetly cracking her knuckles while sending glances at Shinji. "Ranko. No." she ordered. The tanned girl pouted.
"Well, I doubt he'll do anything too bad. People like that remind me of the Trio, perverted and desperate for a place to put their dick—"
"Eww." Yukana shivered.
"—But generally harmless. I doubt we'll be seeing him again soon."
The curveball came around full circle to hit him in the face the following evening, when the phone rang and Yukana's panicked voice came through, "Junichi, you there?"
"Yeah, you okay? What's wrong?" he asked. Panting came through the phone, it sounded like Yukana was running.
"Listen, I'm coming over. This is an emergency!" she yelled.
"Yukana did you have a nightmare about Sachiko from Corpse Party again?" Junichi asked flatly.
"NO! And we both agreed not to mention that!" Yukana shrieked through the phone, making Junichi hold it away from his ear.
"Then what's wrong?" he asked. Yukana took a couple of deep breaths before answering.
"Somebody broke into my house." She said. Junichi straightened, his face becoming blank.
"I'll wait outside." He stamped over to the entrance, past his mother who looked concerned.
"Hey, is everything okay?" she asked. She hesitated when she saw the look in her son's eyes. She had seen that look before back in the days where his temper wasn't so restrained, and she feared what had happened. "What happened? Junichi?"
"Yukana-san is coming over for a surprise visit, and someone is going to die." He growled.
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Junichi eventually returned from his vigil outside, with a pale Yukana in tow. Junichi's mother rushed over to the frightened girl quickly.
"Oh, my poor baby, are you okay?" she asked. Yukana nodded, accepting the older woman's hug.
"Yes, thank you, Hashiba-san." She replied.
"Oh, just call me Rin." Junichi's mother told Yukana gently. She turned to Junichi seriously, "I'll get tea on, lock the door and make sure all the windows are closed." Junichi rushed off to do just that, while Rin started to boil the water. Yukana sat down on the couch in the lounge, hugging her legs. Soon, Junichi was back at her side, and afterwards everyone had a cup of tea in their hands.
"Could you explain what happened?" Rin asked gently. Yukana took a breath and began explaining.
"Okay, I was going home to wind down for the day, but my train was delayed so I was bit late. I suppose that's a good thing because I don't think the guy was in the house by then, but I didn't want to take any chances. When I walked in I found that my door was open, I think it was wrenched open by a crowbar or something, and somebody left this on the table." She fished out a small piece of paper and handed it to Junichi.
Don't worry my love, we will be together soon.
There was no name attached, but Junichi had a pretty good idea who was responsible.
"I knew he was odd, but this was too far." Junichi sighed. "Okay, so obviously finding him and smashing his face in is out of the question." He missed his mother's approving look, which died when he went on to say, "I mean where would I find him?" So, next best option, call the police." Yukana nodded and went for her phone. She began dialling the numbers before placing the phone against her ear.
"Hello? Yes I'd like to report a break in." she waited. "No, this isn't a prank call." She deadpanned. Rin and Junichi sweat dropped. "547-6529, Chuo Ward, Ginza. Subarea five, block three, building seven." She reported. "Thank you… yes, I think I have an idea who is responsible. Yes, his name is Tachibana Shinji, he was stalking me earlier today… I'm at my boyfriend's right now… okay, thank you." She hung up and put her phone back in her pocket. She sighed, turning towards Rin and Junichi and opened her mouth, until her stomach growled. She blushed, "Umm, I kind of forgot to eat after all that. May I have something, if that's okay?" she asked politely.
"Of course you may," Rin answered with a smile.
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A few hours later and the two were sleeping in the same room. Due to the fact that Yukana needed to get a replacement door before living in her house, she would stay with Junichi over the weekend. Her parents had called earlier, asking if Yukana was alright and wishing they could return from their trip over at Yukana's grandparents' house. Rin herself had to leave as well, on account that she was working a late shift at her job. Junichi explained that she worked as a nurse, and more often than not had night shifts.
"It's pretty difficult at times," he explained. "It's because of that I usually take care of stuff around the house and we split the cooking duties fifty/fifty."
"Oh, I see." Yukana spoke. She rolled on the mattress she laid on, unsure how to approach the situation she was in. She… she could do this, right? It wouldn't hurt, and this sort of thing happened in these situations, right? Yukana took a deep breath and got up. Junichi noticed the movement and turned to see Yukana approaching his bed.
"Hey, you okay? What's wrong?" he asked.
"May I…?" Yukana started, but whatever question she asked was too low for Junichi to hear.
"Huh?" he asked. Yukana blushed, "May I sleep with you, in the same bed I mean?" she elaborated. Junichi blushed, and after some deliberation, he wriggled to one side and opened the covers. He wore shorts, but lacked a shirt, which made Yukana blush even deeper. She slowly got into bed, snuggling up to Junichi. She wore some of Rin's old pyjamas, which barely fitted due to Yukana's bust. The bed was spacious enough for one person, but it wasn't designed to comfortably house two, and due to this little fact Junichi and Yukana were both forced to be very close to one another, or risk falling off the bed.
Feeling bold, Yukana wriggled her way towards Junichi, an action he reciprocated, although he made sure to keep his waist from touching hers, as that would lead to very awkward situations. Junichi slowly wrapped his arms around Yukana's waist, feeling her soft skin brush against his, and felt some of the hard muscle beneath.
"Someone's been pushing herself physically." He grinned at her. Yukana smirked back, "Well, we both know how much you like women who have some muscle, if that picture of Mikasa Ackerman you have on the wall is anything to go by." Junichi blushed, he thought he had taken that down! Yukana giggled at Junichi's flustered expression. "Oh, Junichi, you are just too easy sometimes." She snuggled in close, pressing her cheek against Junichi's chest. She dimly felt his heartbeat, a steady pulsing rhythm that calmed her down. "You know, in some ways, I'm glad this happened. This is pretty nice." She admitted.
"Glad to know I'm not the only one." Junichi said. "Don't get me wrong, I was still frightened that something happened to you, and if ever catch the guy responsible he will not be leaving in one piece." Yukana sighed, "You're always so protective. I'm not some maiden that needs to be rescued." Yukana pushed herself up, her face level with Junichi's. "On that subject, can I ask you something? It might be a bit weird."
"Shoot." Junichi told her.
"Can you teach me how to fight?" she asked. Junichi blinked, "What brought this up?" she asked.
"Well, you can fight, Ranko can fight, and Hachi is… well, we all saw what happened this evening, right?" Yukana explained.
"Yeah, Hachi is no joke." Junichi agreed.
"Well, I'm… not someone who can fight, I feel kind of… useless, I guess. I don't want you fighting over me, or constantly protecting me. I just want… I want to be able to look out for myself." Said Yukana, her body curling up slightly.
"Umm, okay. The fights don't happen that often." Junichi lied, wincing because he knew full well that wasn't true. Yukana wasn't fooled at all, "Yeah, no. You get into a lot of fights, you don't start them, true, but you do end up brawling a lot."
"And you want to help?" Junichi asked.
"Partially, I just want to be able to defend myself if I ever get in trouble and you're not around, or if I have to fight off any girls going after you." Yukana smirked when she explained her second reason.
"Oh, come on, I doubt any other girls find me attractive enough to try and steal away." Junichi rolled his eyes dismissively.
Meanwhile two girls, one a severely self-obsessed ojou and the other a loli with a bust size that went way past ridiculous, sneezed violently.
"I still want to learn, if nothing else we can fight side by side, like a lord and lady in the days of the samurai." Yukana's eyes sparkled at the thought. "Then afterwards we can work of the excess energy by going to bed and—"
"Okay, point taken!" Junichi blushed. Yukana grinned, but he could easily spy her blush as well. "If you want to learn, that's fine. I'm sure the guys at the gym can teach, they're martial artists as well. I don't know how good of a teacher I could be, but I'd be a good sparring partner." Yukana nodded.
"Okay, then! I'm in your care." She declared. Junichi grinned, "You're in Michelle's care, and be warned: she does not pull her punches."
"I can handle it, I'm a big girl!" Yukana declared primly. Junichi smirked, sensing an opportunity. He squeezed slightly, pressing his chest against Yukana's.
"Yes, yes you are." He smirked. Yukana blushed, but then gave a grin of her own, "Speaking of big…" Junichi blinked, and then blushed. In squeezing Yukana he had accidentally pressed their entire bodies together, which meant Yukana could feel it poking her. "What's this I feel?" she tilted her head. "Is it one of those large German sausages? You like to have a snack in the night? Or is it something else?" Junichi's blush steadily grew redder. Yukana locked eyes with him, and Junichi could see her pupils beginning to dilate. He knew enough about the human body to know what that meant.
"Err, Yukana-san?" he said nervously.
"Yes? What is it… Ju-ni-chi?" she slowly trailed her fingers across his chest and stomach.
"Do you want to…" he couldn't finish what he wanted to say. Was this too fast? Was he being a prude? "You want this?" he finally managed. Yukana's smile was the sultriest he had ever seen, she even licked her lips.
"Yes." She whispered. She rolled him onto his back, straddling his hips, grinning hungrily all the while. She wrapped her arms around his neck and grinded her body along his, before finally kissing him on the mouth. Junichi, all hesitation forgotten, eagerly returned the favour. His hands began to wander, trailing down until they found her rump. Yukana gasped into their kiss, and began to lick at his lips, desiring more. Junichi gladly allowed access, and the two were making out feverishly. Junichi's left hand trailed up Yukana's back, the other hand stayed where it was, groping Yukana's backside.
Yukana broke the kiss and giggled, "You seem to like my ass, Ju-ni-chi." Junichi discovered that she liked it when she said his name that way. She leaned up, sitting back. "But I know what you really like." She lifted her shirt off, revealing a bright red bra that struggled to contain her heaving breasts. She leaned back down, and went back to eagerly kissing him.
'God, this is amazing.' Junichi couldn't help but think. He started to understand why the Trio wanted girlfriends so badly. Yukana grinded her hips against his, moaning eagerly. Junichi broke the kiss, and began kissing and suckling Yukana's neck. Yukana whimpered, and released a sultry moan.
"You like that?" Junichi asked, in a tone he never used before for anyone.
"Yeah, I liked that. I liked that a lot." Yukana confirmed. Junichi decided to file away that information for later, and began searching for other good zones. His hand trailed down Yukana's thigh, prompting a sigh from his girlfriend. Junichi's hand went back up, this time going for the clip on Yukana's bra.
"Want to keep going?" he asked. Yukana nodded, her eyes clouded with lust. Junichi fumbled around for a clip on the back, until Yukana tapped him twice.
"Junichi, it unclips at the front." She explained. Junichi nodded, "Right." Yukana lifted herself up slightly to allow access, and Junichi's hand fumbled on Yukana's bra, 'accidentally' touching her chest from time to time until—
Crash!
Both of them froze, so still that they may as well have been statues upon hearing the sound of a shattering window. Whatever mood they were in before died quickly, and Yukana's eyes no longer showed lust, but alarm.
"Did you hear that?" she whispered, her voice losing the sultry tone instantly. Junichi nodded, his face having gone from lustful to startled to deadly calm in a few seconds.
"Put your shirt back on." He ordered. Yukana grabbed her shirt, quickly slipping into it while Junichi moved as quietly as he could to his wardrobe. He opened it, and retrieved two items, a bokken and a baseball bat. He handed the bat to Yukana, and gripped the bokken.
"Do you know how to use that?" Yukana asked.
"What, this thing? Of course, what's to know about swish-swish-stab?" Junichi replied. Yukana arched a brow, "The last person who said that got the black knocked right off him." She pointed out. Junichi slowly turned towards her, "Remind me to kiss you for catching onto that reference." He requested. Slowly he opened his bedroom door, peeking outside. He saw nobody outside, and guessed that whoever broke in was still downstairs. He glanced at Yukana and waved forward, before leaving the room. Yukana followed, glancing backwards every so often. She's seen horror movies before, so she knows the 'pick off from the rear' trope. Junichi edged towards the stairs, and readied his bokken to swing. He peeked down, but saw nothing. He was about to go down but heard a tell-tale creak down below, the intruder was coming. He froze, and thought about the situation. There were two corners one could use to jump out of, as the upper floor consisted of a long thin corridor. To the left of the stairs would be Rin's room, to the right would be Junichi's room and the bathroom after that. With an idea in mind Junichi turned to Yukana.
"You take this side, I take the other." She nodded and braced herself. Junichi quickly stepped to the other corner, and the two waited. Yukana braced herself, settling in a stance that she had seen baseball players use in the past. Junichi looked ready to bring his bokken down on the intruder's head.
A few seconds went by, with the footsteps growing louder until Yukana saw a foot emerge from the stairway. The intruder stepped up, and the two reacted.
The intruder raised his arms to block the wooden sword, so when Yukana swung her bat it connected pretty firmly with his face, knocking him back down the stairs. The intruder tumbled down with a yell and hit his head on the final step with a massive thump. The two stared down the stairs for a second before Junichi flashed a thumbs-up at Yukana, who nodded back. They both went down the stairs, weapons at the ready. Yukana looked at her bat and noticed to her surprise, mild horror and admittedly a bit of pride that there were teeth stuck in the wood.
'How hard did I hit him?' she wondered. They eventually reached the bottom of the stairs, eyeing the still form of the intruder, he appeared to be wearing a mask of some sort, it looked like a large suck with parts cut out for the eyes and mouth. Junichi knelt down and pressed two fingers in his neck.
"Alive." He grunted. Yukana sighed in relief. She may have been scared of the man doing things to her, but she didn't want to be a murderer. Junichi reached up and pulled the mask off. Yukana felt like she should have gasped, but really she wasn't all that surprised.
"Seriously Tachibana?" she sighed. "I don't even… why? Just why?" she asked. Junichi shrugged, before fiddling around his pockets. He found something and pulled it out. This time Yukana did gasp.
It was a syringe.
"Son of a bitch," Junichi growled. Yukana gulped. It was pretty obvious what this boy wanted to do. He wasn't just a stalker, he was planning to kidnap her. What if he had been in her house, lying in wait? What if he had ambushed her while she ran to Junichi's house, what if neither of them had heard the window breaking and Shinji ambushed her in the corridor?
Yukana's legs buckled and she sat down on the stairs, shivering at all the possibilities. Junichi went over to hug her gently before heading for the phone, stepping on Shinji's hand in the process.
The police took five minutes to get there, and when they did they were a bit curious about the state of Shinji's face.
"I hit him with a bat." Yukana told them, holding the still bloody and tooth-ridden instrument up. The man looked almost impressed before he decided to call for an ambulance. While the ambulance was coming the officer sat the two down and asked, "So, can you please explain what happened tonight? We'll need it for a statement."
"Well, I only noticed it this evening, but the guy was stalking us." Junichi explained. "He seemed pretty obsessed with Yukana-san, so I can only guess how long this has been happening. Whatever the case, Yukana-san's house was broken into, she came over here, and then this happened." He gestured to the broken window, and then to the comatose form of Shinji. "He had a syringe on him too, I fished it out of his pocket. I have a pretty good idea what he was going to use it for."
The officer tutted in disapproval, "With evidence like that, the case will go pretty quickly. Thank you for your cooperation, I think the ambulance should be arriving soon." The two nodded. Junichi called his mother to inform her of the situation, and after calming her down enough told her that everything was fine. As the ambulance pulled in and the officers and medical team filed out with the still unconscious stalker, Junichi set about putting tape over the window.
It took him almost ten minutes, but at least the window didn't have a giant hole in it. He moved back upstairs and found Yukana lying in his bed, staring up at the ceiling. Junichi climbed back in with her, causing her to snuggle against him.
"He could have caught me." Yukana spoke. Her voice was flat, but there was a hint of underlying fear present. "He could… he could have…" she shuddered and pressed herself close to Junichi.
"Don't think about it." Junichi told her. Yukana rested her head on Junichi's chest.
"Bit difficult not to. It's just… earlier this evening I had no idea who he was, this guy knew me, enough to know where I live for god's sake." She whispered harshly. "How long has he been following me, how long was he preparing to kidnap me?" Junichi wanted to tell her that it didn't matter now, as he was far away and she was safe. Yukana had a point, a single mistake on her part could have led to her being kidnapped by that lunatic. Junichi gently stroked his girlfriend's hair, hoping it would calm her down. Yukana sighed and hugged Junichi, "Well, one thing's for damn sure, you are definitely helping me learn how to fight. If this shit happens again I want to know how to knock somebody's teeth out without the use of lump of maple wood."
"I'm sure I can help out with that." Junichi assured her. The two were silent for a few seconds, until Junichi sheepishly asked, "Want to continue where we left off?"
The look he received when he made the suggestion was intimidating enough to frighten a basilisk into breaking eye contact. "So that's a 'no' then, is it?" he asked.
"Junichi we just clobbered a guy who has been stalking me for god knows how long and your first thought is 'can we continue making out?'" she queried in a flat voice.
"Yes? Don't tell me the sensation of smashing in somebody's face doesn't make you feel weak at the knees?" Junichi replied.
"Do I look like a sadist to you?"
"Well if the boot belonging to the girl who teased me with a first kiss then tried to blue ball me afterwards fits."
"Oh, screw you!"
"This soon? Damn, and I thought I was the thirsty one!"
"Grrrr!" Yukana glared at him, but Junichi just seemed all the more amused. Yukana raised her hand to start hitting him, then paused, "Wait a minute… you were doing this deliberately weren't you, to make me forget about what happened?" Junichi merely gave a smug expression in reply, "Feeling better?" he asked. Yukana pouted and turned around.
"Just shut up and hug me so I can go to sleep." She ordered. Junichi chuckled and said, "Yes, ma'am," before proceeding to do just that.
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The weekend passed fairly uneventfully afterwards, and soon enough the all clear was given and Yukana moved back into her house, complete with a new door. When Monday finally came around the two were walking down to school like nothing happened.
"So, what are we going to tell the others?" Yukana asked.
"You mean Hachi and Ranko? The truth I guess. I mean what else would we tell them?" Junichi asked.
"Well, probably not the whole truth, we don't want the relationship upgrade to second base made common knowledge, right?" Yukana replied.
"Knowing Hachi he'll figure it out sooner or later and ask us about it, and knowing Ranko… oh, crap, she's going to kill me." Junichi realized.
"Don't worry, I won't let her do that." Yukana hugged Junichi's arm, smiling. "After all… we're just beginning to get to the really fun stuff in this relationship, don't want to waste the chance." She was doing the sultry tone again, that damn tone which was guaranteed to turn Junichi into a gibbering wreck. He twitched a bit, blushing redder than he ever knew he could. Yukana chuckled and walked on ahead.
'Well, all's well that ends well.' Junichi thought. 'Now let's hope there's no more creepy stalker shenanigans from here on out. God, I hope nobody tries to stalk me or something.' Junichi almost laughed at the thought. 'Ha! Yeah, right, who would want to seduce me? I mean I'm taken for one thing and nobody ever really wanted me anyways and I can feel two large somethings against my back.' He stopped, blinking. He had been jumped by Yukana before, so he knew to recognize when he had breasts against his back, but there were a few reasons as to why he knew it was his girlfriend.
First: the breasts in question were too low down his back.
Second: for some reason they were too large, even larger than Yukana's bosom which was in itself hard to believe.
And third: Yukana was right in front of him, and was now looking at whoever was behind Junichi with interest.
Slowly, Junichi turned around, and saw a tiny girl with what could be described as a pair of howitzers on her chest hugging him tightly from behind. She was sniffing him. She was literally freaking sniffing him right now.
"Onii-chan's scent." The girl moaned. "It's been so long since I smelled it."
'What?' Junichi thought.
"But…" she looked up, revealing eyes that were most definitely of the yandere variety. "Why do I smell another girl on you?"
'…WHAT THE FUUUUU—'
Aaaaand that's a wrap, folks. Sorry, I did not expect the chapter to take this long, I need to make a schedule. Also, I think I'll bump up the rating, thinking about it now, as the little make out session may be above teen rating, swear to god I don't know what came over me when I wrote that… although I may make more if I feel the reason is adequate, there was that bath scene in the beach part of the manga… ah, whatever, don't expect a lot of talent at it, most of my shtick is gratuitous violence, not lemons. And now… for the 'up next'
Next time on Some Common Sense: A new rival appears, and she actually wants Junichi this time…
