A/N: Ha, ha... you guys all hate me. Well, maybe that's not something to be laughing at… SO! Here is the chapter!!!
DISCLAIMER!!! STOP ASKING! I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT OR ANY OF THE STUFF THAT I DON'T OWN IN THIS CHAPTER!!!
For some strange reason, all the understudies had stepped into the light backwards.
What a bunch of freaks… I thought.
"And for Raoul" Mr. Jackson said, trying to sound like a TV announcer. "We have MIKE NEWTON! Or… ERIC YORKIE!!!"
Mike and Eric turned around. Mike? Eric? I had to KISS MIKE!!! OR ERIC!!! EDWARD WAS GOING TO KILL ME!! Well… that might be a nice thing…
Mr. Jackson introduced the rest of the understudies, but through the whole thing I couldn't keep my eyes off of the two of them.
"Uh… Mr. Jackson, how are two people going to play Raoul?" I asked.
"Oh yes," he had an evil look on your face. "We're going to have a kissing contest." A WHAT CONTEST???
"WHAT!?" I yelled. GWAA! This was going to be grody!!!
"A kissing contest. They are both going to kiss you and you choose which one you like better."
"Shouldn't you see which one can sing or act better?" I asked.
"Yah I probably should, but I like this idea better." He said. Mike chuckled, I sent him the… (drum roll please)
Super evil
Super scary
Super you better run for your life before you get your butt kicked
BELLA DEATH STARE!!!
Yah, he shut up after that. That's never going to get old is it?
"Uh… can I go to my dressing room to get ready before we do this… 'Kissing Contest' of yours?" I asked.
He nodded and I quickly turned around and walked right out the door. Right as I did, I grabbed my cell phone (that Edward conveniently bought for me last Saturday…) and dialed in his cell phone number.
"Hello?" came his voice right away.
"EDWARD YOU WERE WRONG!! NO YOU WERENT' WRONG, YOU WERE SUPER WRONG!!! IF YOU WERE HERE RIGHT NOW… I WOULD BE… I WOULD BE…"
"Kneeling at his feet?" I heard Emmett say.
"NO! NOW SHUT UP EMMETT! I WOULD BE GIVING YOUT THE (drum roll again please)
SUPER EVIL
SUPER SCARY,
SUPER YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BECAUSE I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR BUTT
BELLA DEATH STARE!!!" I yelled. Random people were looking at me, but I gave them my super evil, super scary, super you better run for your life because I'm going to kick your butt stare, and they stopped staring. Ha ha… that always worked.
"Your what?" Edward said he couldn't control his laughter.
"You're not going to be laughing when I tell you what I need to tell you." I threatened. "And If you do laugh, I'll make my super evil, super scary, super you better run for your life because I'm going to kick your butt Bella Death stare even more super scary… your gonna pee your pants."
"Technically Bella…" he started, I interrupted him. "DON'T YOU DARE GO INTO DETAIL ABOUT THAT EDWARD ANTHONY MASEN CULLEN!!" I shouted.
I could hear Jessica whisper to Lauren, "So that's what Edward's middle name." That made me mad so I sent her my…
SUPER EVIL
SUPER SCARY
SUPER YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BECAUSE I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR BUTT
BELLA DEATH STARE! She shut up too!
Wow… I'm really getting good at this.
"Ok Bella… so what is It that you want to tell me?" Edward asked.
"Oh, nothing really, I just wanted to hear the sound of your sweet, musical, I have to kiss Mike Newton or Eric Yorkie because they are the understudies sexy, lovely voice." I said.
"My voice is…" he stopped short. "YOU HAVE TO KISS WHO?"
"See? Didn't I just tell you that you would respond this way?" I asked sweetly.
"Mike… or Eric?" He said appalled.
"Yup." I answered.
"Bella, pretend to feint and go home." He ordered.
"Why should I?" I questioned. "I mean I'll bet you 5 bucks that if you don't change me I'm going to marry to Mike. It's him or Jacob; you know it's true."
"She has a point you know." I could hear Emmett say.
"EMMETT SHUT UP!" I could hear somebody else say; I thought it was Alice.
"Isabella Swan…" he started, I cut him off again.
"But you said that you would change me in the hospital remember? So we don't need to worry about that."
"You know what Bella?" Ed said.
"Yes?" I answered.
"Mike has been persistent these part 2 years, maybe you should just give him the part." He said.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?" I yelled.
"Give. Mike. The. part. KISS. Mike." He stressed the word 'Kiss'.
"Edward Cullen, if you were here you would so be getting the Super Evil…" I was cut off for once this time.
"Super Scary, super you better run for your life because you're going to kick my butt Bella Death stare. I know." He finished.
"Gosh Edward! Sometimes your just a big Meany!" I said as I hung up the phone.
I turned around, not looking forward to this kiss with Mike, and was grumbling the whole way back.
"Ahh, Ms. Swan" Mr. Jackson said as I walked back into his classroom. "There has unfortunately been a change of plans."
"And what are these plans?" I asked, hoping I wouldn't somehow have to kiss either one of them.
"The original person that we asked to be the understanding has returned." He said. "Actually he switched roles with Mr. Hale, he was the person that I wanted in the first place. He just demanded to be the person he was in last night's performance. Pretty strange, I know." He rambled.
"MR. JACKSON! WHO IS IT?" I demanded. I gave him my super evil, super scary, super you better run for your life before I kick you in the butt BELLA DEATH STARE!!
He noticeably flinched. "Here, come here boy!"
That's when the real understudy stepped into the light.
A/N: You know, I was going to stop the chapter there, but I thought that you guys would totally KILL ME, so I decided to keep going. But yah, he he, I don't feel like it, I just want to ramble, but if I keep doing this, you guys are still going to eat me so I'll just give you the rest of the chapter.
When I opened my eyes, the first thing I saw was a crooked smile… EDWARD!
"EDWARD WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING HERE?" I yelled.
"Nice to see you too. I'm the understudy." He answered.
"What? I thought that you… but…" I stuttered.
"Contacts darling." He answered.
"Arg!!! YOU ARE SUCH A MEANY!!!" I said as I stormed away into my dressing room.
When I walked in, I saw Alice and Rosalie.
GOSH THEY ARE ALL MEANIES! I walked past them while giving them my super evil, super scary, super you better run for your life before I kick your but BELLA DEATH STARE.
"Bella! We're sorry! Please forgive us!" But nooo… I wouldn't listen. Gosh, I really need a physiatrist. "I'll tell you what Edward's going to do after the play!"
I turned my head. "What's he doing?"
"Will you forgive us?" Rosalie asked.
"Only if you tell me…" I said.
"Alright, after the play, Edward is going to-" she was about to finish but then somebody knocked on the door and then opened it.
"Alice what are doing?" He asked.
"Nothing." She answered too quickly.
"You're not telling her what I'm going to do later are you?"
"No of course not." She said, as she shod herself and Rosalie out of the room. I looked at Edward, because If I did for too much longer, I would die of blushing. HE LOOKED SOOO CUTE! Wow! I was already wearing my dress… wow, Rose and Alice were magic.
Edward walked up to me, and enveloped me in a hug.
"The door is locked right? So Emmett won't get in this time?" I asked.
He chuckled. "Yes, It is."
I looked at him again and blushed. "What? Am I that flippin gorgeous?" he asked.
"No, you're just that self centered." I answered.
"Ha ha… same thing."
"Pssh… yah right."
"You're right it is-" his cell phone started ringing.
He flipped it open. "What do you want Emmett?"
I heard Emmett muffle something, but I wasn't sure what he said.
Edward sighed in exasperation. "I said, that the play starts in about 5 minutes, again, so you guys better stop doing what ever you're doing and get out here." He said.
"You know Emmett," I started. "Whatever you do with Rosalie is about 100 times worse than what we do."
"GASP! YOU MADE ME GASP BELLA! HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING! I'M APPALLED. YOU GUYS BETTER GET OUT HERE NOW OR I'LL KICK YOUR BUTT!!" He said.
After that I heard the dial tone so I knew that he had hung up.
Edward flipped shut his phone and then reached for my hand.
"Ready love?" he asked.
"Anything." I answered.
Little did I know right then, that I was definitely not ready for anything.
A/N: THERE! THE CHAPTER ENDS THERE! THE NEXT CHAPTER SHOULD BE UP SOON, SO REVIEW… LIKE ALWAYS!!!
Elyse
P.S. Hey you guys, the story is almost done so what do you think about a sequel… I'm not sure. You decide!
