Disclaimer: Theodore Tugboat belongs to Classic Media. However the characters I create in this are mine and my own. I do not seek profit in the creation of this story, but to bring enjoyment to other TT fans

AN: And now for something entirely different! And no this does not follow the story line. This something just for kicks and giggles and generally making fun of my own story.


PnP Blooper Reel 1

It was late one evening at the Big Harbor. The sun was sinking into the western horizon. Everyone was settling down for the night for a good nights rest. All except the tugboats. Theodore, Hank, Emily, Foduck, George and Bonnie were gathered at the Sandy Beach, where a huge white projecting screen stood. The Dispatcher has given them permission to see a special comedy feature right after the movie that they all agreed upon to see.

"What do you think the special feature is Theodore?" Hank asked. He was squirming with anticipation. Theodore was curious too, it must have been special enough to show them. The other tugboats were just as curious as the younger harbor tugs. "Well whatever it is, I'm still looking forward to the movie." Bonnie grinned.

Just then, they heard projecting machine getting turned on. The fleet looked up to see the harbor master placing a disc in the machine. Theodore tooted his whistle at their boss. "Hello Harbor Master!" He called to him. Mr. Doherty looked up and waved at the tugboats. "Hello tugboats!" He called back. "Are you excited to see the movie tonight?"

All of them blew their whistles happily. The harbor master smiled as he pushed play.


"That was great!" George boomed as the credit roll began. Everyone was chattering on how great the movie was. Foduck loved the nifty computer technology that was shown. Emily loved the story line. George vroomed his engines about the general action it portrayed. While Bonnie, Hank and Theodore talked excitedly about the fighting action with the main hero. "The way he flew through the air in the metal suit so fast! Like whoosh! It was awesome!" Theodore beamed.

"The explosions! Anything that can make something go boom that hard is awesome!"

Mr. Doherty watched as the tugboats calmed down as they saw the last clip after the credit roll before he ejected the disc and took it out. He pulled out a clear disc case with a dvd inside that said "PnP bloopers." The man received the disc in the mail a few days ago at his office. He thought the footage was very humorous but strange and decided to show the tugboats. He took the disc out of the case and put it in the projecting machine.

"What exactly is in the special Harbor Master?" Foduck asked. He like all the other tugboats wanted to know what the comedy feature was.

"It's called Pushin' and a Pullin' bloopers." The harbor master explained. The tugboats looked at each with very confused looks on their faces and looked back at their head boss. "Pushin' and a Pullin'?" Emily repeated. "I've never heard of that."

"Me neither." Agreed George. None of them have heard of it. Mr. Doherty pushed play and ducked away from the screen. "You'll find out soon enough!" And sat back to watch the show.

The fleet stared blankly at the projecting screen that was blue but then it flickered to a sky view of a harbor. No one said anything at first. But then Hank blurted out. "That's our harbor!"

And he was right, as the camera viewed closer, Benjamin bridge could be seen from a far distance. Then yellow letters appeared on the screen. "Pushin' and a Pullin' Bloopers."


Chapter One: "Mustache Malfunction."

The Dispatcher turned to the tugboats to give out the jobs for the day. Foduck, Emily, Theodore and Hank stared at their. Hank was trying so hard not to laugh while Theodore held his breath. The Dispatcher turned to the harbor tugs and frowned. "What's so funny?" Their boss asked. Poor Hank couldn't hold it in any longer and busted out laughing. Theodore soon joined him. Emily and Foduck were still managing to hold theirs in from coming out. The safety tug managed to calm himself a little. "Your um mustache fell off. Well half of it anyway.

The Dispatcher looked down to see half of his mustache has indeed nearly fallen off. It was swinging back and forth like a pendulum on the last of its hinges as he moved. "My mustache!" he cried.

"Cut!"

Chapter Two: "First encounter."

Take one

Theodore raced to the back of Hudson to meet Bonnie for the first time. But found a large floating duck bath toy in her place with a little sign around its neck that said. "Back in five…maybe ten." Theodore stared blankly at the toy and then shouted at Emily. "Look Emily! We got a rubber pet! Lets take it home with us!" Theodore joked.

"Cut!"

Take two

Theodore raced to the back of Hudson to meet Bonnie for the first time. "Hi! I'm The-AAAAHH!" He quickly reversed and raced back to Emily. Bonnie peered around staring at the frightened tugboat. "What? What'd I do?" She was wearing a thick layered mud mask on her face she forgot to take off. Emily laughed. "Oh I love your mask. Its so stylish!" Bonnie immediately looked embarrassed.

"Cut! Bonnie! Quit screwin' around!"

Take three

Theodore raced to the back of Hudson and came upon a girl tugboat wearing a grey cloche hat with a light blue ribbon tied around it. "Hi! I'm Be-a! Buh b-ba-buh-buh!" He laughed to himself. Bonnie laughed too. "Buh b-ba-buh-buh? Haha! I'm Blah-de-blah-de-blah!" Emily soon joined in. "And I'm bla-de-dah!" Causing all of the tugs to roar with laughter until their whistles were sore. Hudson was laughing too. "When did I miss the secret language class?"

"C-Cut!" The director couldn't help but laugh.

"Rotating head."

Take one

When Bonnie asked for directions to G.O.T.S.C.D. Pearl sighed. "It's on the your left when you enter the harbor. The company sign is on the uuhh- that magical rotating head tower that looks like a dishwasher. I don't think you can miss that." Hudson and the tugs both laughed.

"Cut!" The director sighed but chuckled. "Magical rotating head must be…um…well he cant be fed…"

Chapter Three: "Lucky Lady"

Take one

Foduck was inspecting anchors until he heard the music. Which he immediately bobbed to the beat and started singing. "Luck be a lady tonight!" Kingston joined in.

The director was dancing along with the music too. Not even bothering to shout cut.

"Forbidden Music"

Take one

"Music like that shouldn't be played." Foduck muttered as he tried to pinpoint the exact location.

"I dunno, you seemed to enjoy it." Kingston replied, then added on a sly voice. "Poker face."

"oh good gawd, cut!"

Chapter Four: "Identification please"

Take one.

"Identify yourself!" Foduck shouted as he came at her. Bonnie just floated there staring at the safety tug. And then busted out laughing. She laughed so hard, she wore out her whistle. Foduck stared her confused and then faced the camera crew. "What is she laughing at?" The camera crew started laughing. Foduck has failed to notice a sign taped on his helmet that had the words 'Bump me gently'.

"Cut!"

Take two.

Identify yourself! A voice shouted. Bonnie spun around to see the safety tug racing up to her with a very serious look on her face (and sign free). She had to speak quickly. "I'm B-Bon! B-Bon!" She snerked. "Bar-Bar-Bar! Bar-Barbara-Ann!" Foduck joined in singing Barbara-Ann.

"Cut!"

"Empty tank."

Bonnie's tank ran out of oil. But then her engine let out a strange noise but rather funny noise. Foduck, Constance and Bonnie went very quiet. The camera crew were laughing their butts off. Constance and Foduck soon joined in with the laughter while poor Bonnie blushed and pulled her hat over her eyes.

"Cut!"

Chapter Seven: "Gassy much?"

Hank was chasing the fish along side with Bonnie when he shouted. "Rawr! I'm a 'shaaarrrrrkk'!" Hank belched out the last bit of that sentence, causing the girl tugboat to rock back and forth in stitches. "Dang Hank what the heck did you drink?" She giggled. Hank smiled too.

"Cut!"

"Takes two to get tangled"

Bonnie and Hank were humming the jaws theme together while chasing the fish side by side. Unknowingly Hank's anchor caught on her bumper. When the school spilt two different directions, they both turn opposite directions causing them to snap back and bump into each other. "Ow!" Hank cried and looked down to see he forgot to tuck in his anchor. The little tug tried to pull away but unfortunately he dragged Bonnie with him. "Agh! Hank! Stop, that's not working!" Bonnie panicked

"Cut!"

"The End"


The tugboats stared blankly at the projecting screen that was now blue again. The machine spit out the disc, stating it was done. They were unsure whether to laugh at their own silliness. Except George, he wasn't shown. Or feel alienated.

"Ok what in the bloomin' blazes was that?" Bonnie asked, feeling a little hostile. Some of the tugboats felt strange about it too. Hank thought it was funny. "How could that exist?" Foduck said, looking at Emily, who felt like it was watching an alternate reality.

"That didn't happen." Theodore said to himself. "Or did it…"

Somewhere in the United States, a young woman was sitting in front of her computer typing a story late at night. And laughing herself silly.

~End, No really it is~


Well, I'm glad that's done! I did have some have a hard time typing out some bloopers, while others were quite easy. I'm not sure if I'll do another one like this, unless you guys want to see another one. I hope it was funny.

Can you guess what songs I used? Even though they might be obvious. And what movie was being featured in the beginning? Also RIP Denny. You are missed so much. And you had an awesome singing voice!

I'll have chapter eleven up at some point. I need to get my bearings again with the story and immerse myself in episodes of TT, TUGS and maybe Thomas.