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10 ways to drive Austria insane

When Austria woke up, he screamed, his worst horror had come true. France and Prussia had invaded his vital regions! This was messed up, this whole house was messed up, and the only thing that was missing was a crying Ivan. Why this had to happen to him, he wasn't that bad of a nation...okay he was, but he was better than Russia and Bulgaria at any rate. He went down without many accidents only to see Russia looking lost and more mental unstable than normal. The Austrian thought better than to ask him what had happened. This was Bulgaria's house after all, everything was possible. He went to the kitchen only to see a tied to a chair Bulgaria being fed with pancakes by America, yes they were attempting to brainwash him. But it wouldn't be Bulgaria, if he didn't fought tooth and nail to kip his pervertedness. He was currently yelling.

"YOU TWO WILL NEVER CHANGE ME! YOUR ATTEMPTS WILL FAIL JUST LIKE MINE WHEN I TRIED TO TEACH IVAN HOW TO READ AND WRITE, PROPERLY."

Flashback

Little Russia skipped happily towards his Big brother's house. Since Aleksander forgave him for the entire Sviatoslav deal they had become really nice brothers. Big brother even sends priests to his lands so Ivan's people could be Christians just like his brother's own! Now Aleksander-nii was even going to give him an alphabet and some lessons to get him started! He had the best brother ever. The small cute child stopped in front of the gates of his brother's huge castle. When he entered he was let in by Mr. Pecheneg. He really didn't like the man but he was Bulgaria's best friend at that time so he had to just smile and let things run its own course.

"Aleksander is waiting, and he is really enthusiastic about educating you so don't pull any funny biasness, I will be watching."

Ivan gulped, why did старший брат have to have such scary friends? The little chibi entered a room, only to see that it had a huge table in the middle, with lots of books on it, and his smiling brother seating on its opposite side.

"Hey, мъник, so you came. Good for you, now come seat on this chair and let the learning begin. Now here is the alphabet"

The little chibi looked at it with wonder and started slinging his feeds back and fort. Those were really pretty letters! He was finally going to prove to everyone that he wasn't a barbarian, for sure! He looked up when his brother started talking again.

"Wow, aren't you the enthusiastic one, well I think you deserve a break, here is a коте, with which you could play for awhile."

The cute blonde just looked at him and then decided to correct him.

"But big brother, this isn't called коте, its кошечка!"

Aleksander just stared at his little brother and said:

"You want your own language, don't you?"

The chibi just noted. And much to his surprises, his brother just grinned.

"Well, мъник, that's just fine, because if you hadn't I would have had to kill you."

Ivan gulped at that and stepped away only to be lifted and hugged by his bro.

"Oh, did I scare you Ivan-chan? Don't worry we are brothers so lets go and have some yogurt!"

That was accompanied by his brother marching in a very funny fashion, still caring him. That led to many Bulgars hanging their mouths open at their nation's behavior and many giggles from chibi Ivan.

Flashback over

Remembering those old times really made his day brighter, even thou he was still tied to a chair. Why couldn't have Ivan just stayed as that adorable chibi forever? Or at the very least Aleksander had the right to watch him, and his sisters, grow, but thanks to Turkey he didn't had that chance. He missed the times he got to tell Vanya bed time stories and go hiking with him. He was so adorable back then, chasing after butterflies and random fluffy animals. He wanted his precious chibi brother back, and science was the only way to accomplish that now! There was no other choice. So with a maniacal expression on his face and a mad scientist coat, he headed to his secret laboratory. Leaving a confused Macedonia and slightly panicked America behind. After few days of explosions America and the rest of the refugees except Russia fled and fell right into Belarus's trap. That left Ivan, Macedonia and the crazed Bulgarian as the only people in the house. One afraid to go out of fear of what lurks on the other side of the door, and the other just waiting for his lover to come to his senses and come out of his creepy laboratory, already. Seriously, he was worrying sick and Aleksander was probably having the time of his life dissecting frogs! On a bright or not so bright day, depence on whatever you like storm clouds outside your window and the sense of upcoming doom in the air, Bulgaria emerged victories from his laboratory holding a cup of...yogurt? Macedonia was about ready to explode, he had to go to a laboratory just to make a cup of yogurt, what had the world come to? The cheerful Bulgarian approached his shivering, hiding behind the sofa brother and gave him the cup of yogurt.

"Come on Vanya, eat this yogurt, it will make you fell better."

Ivan trusting his brother enough to take food from him ate the yogurt without hesitation. That led to a chain reaction and he became a chibi and that, everyone, was the start of the forming headache of an annoyed Macedonian.

Notes:

старший брат- big brother in Russian.

мъник- Little one in Bulgarian.

Коте- Kitty in Bulgarian.

Кошечка- Kitty in Russian.

Okay people I have a really important announcement to make. I decided to make a sequel to this chapter, so don't be surprised about the complete status. Well I will probably post the first chapter of the sequel in two days or so. I will give you a hint; there will be a chibi Russia in it.