Chapter 11: Merricup Returns! Summer's a Week Away! May 16th
Elsa
She loved Jack. They had been together for eight months. They finished their finals that morning. The next day, Elsa had to stay home because she felt absolutely awful. Her ankles had swollen and everywhere was sore. She lay in her bed, her temperature only rising. She coughed. It was 1:26 when she got a text from Jack. "U feeling better?" "No." "Sorry. Do u wanna see a doctor?" "I'll be fine." "U sure?" "Yea" "Luv u." "Luv u too." She lay in her bed, watching a soap opera. She then got a horrid thought. Pregnant. She and Jack had had intimacy about two months ago… she looked at the clock. 1:32. Anna should be at study hall. "Anna, can u do me a favor?" "Wat?" "Can u run to the store and by me about 50 tests?" "Wat kind of test?" "Pregnancy." "HOLYSHITWHYWOULD
YOUEVENTHINKTHAT!?" Elsa didn't respond, but Anna came running in five minutes later. She said, "I don't care if I'm late. Get your ass into the bathroom and take the goddamn test!" She shoved the pack of six at Elsa. Test after test, they all came out the same. Positive.
Jack
He was worried about Elsa. It was three when he got out of school. He noticed Anna had left early. He ran straight to Elsa's house. He knocked on the door, and Anna answered. "Hey." She said. "Hey. Is Elsa ok?" "Yeah. She needs to talk to you." He walked in. Elsa was in the living room on the loveseat, crying. She looked up at Jack. "Hey." She rubbed her tears away. "Elsie, what's wrong?" She laughed a little and said, "I have something very big to tell you." Anna snorted and said, "I think this goes beyond very big." Jack ignored her and questioned, "What?" Elsa sobbed harder. She said through tears, "I'm pregnant." Jack said idiotically, "Oh." Anna dragged him out of the room. He looked at her. She stuck one finger in his face. "What the hell is wrong with you, Jack?" "Huh?" "You just told your pregnant girlfriend, MY SISTER, oh when she told you she was pregnant!" "Oh." Anna screamed in frustration and slapped him. "What the fuck! Snap out of it!" Jack said, "OW!" "Get back in there and tell her how you really feel!" Jack did as she said. He walked in on Elsa crying into her hands. He took her in her arms, causing her to jump. He held her like a baby. "Jack, you can't love me now." "What? What, no?" "I'm a whore." "You're no whoreier than me." She laughed and wiped her nose on her sleeve. "I just…a baby? Are we ready?" "Hell no. But we're going to take this one step at a time, hand in hand. I think it's incredible." "You do?" "I do."
Merida
She sat in her room, dreaming of her date with Hiccup and her last week victory over Warner Bros. High Archer team. Then she got a text from Jack, Elsa, Anna, and Hiccup at the same time.
Jack: Holy shit Elsa's pregnant.
Elsa: I'm gonna have a baby.
Jack: Holy shit Elsa's pregnant!
Anna: I'm gonna be an Aunt! Yay!
Jack: HOLY SHIT ELSA"S PREGNANT!
Hiccup: Love you.
She was surprised by 5/6 of those messages. She responded with:
Jack: Holy shit.
Elsa: Congratulations!
Jack: Holy shit!
Anna: Aunt Merida…I like the sound of it :)
Jack: HOLY SHIT!
Hiccup: Love u too.
Hiccup
He couldn't believe what he was reading. Elsa? Pregnant? She was one of the most well rounded people he knew. He just laughed a little and wrote to Jack, "Good luck man." He was just going to focus on him and Mer right now. He wanted something and for once he got it. He wasn't going to let her slip away.
Rapunzel
News travels fast when you're a socialite who changed herself so she could be a "cool kid". She got a text from Wendy, who got a text from her boyfriend Peter, who got a text from Aladdin, who got a text from his girlfriend, Jasmine, who was called by Mulan, who got a text from her friend Anna. "Elsa Queen is pregnant!" Rapunzel got angry. She was on the bus when it happened. She was sitting with Tiana. "What's wrong? She said, her Southern accent showing through. "The wicked bitch of the west just got pregnant."
