Eleven

"Here we are~" I sing, prancing around Cabin Number 1 with my 'Vacation Tee' (it has a vampire Chibi girl with a pretty dress~) I call Pooky (or 'Cute Little Person' in Latin~). My skinny jeans are slipping constantly, but that's mostly because it was a three day bus ride and Kaname hid all means of food from everyone associated with me (especially my bestest friend Ann Siam; she's so funny~). "Headie~" I tug on Headmaster's sleeve, "who's in my cabin?"

He looks at the list and before he can correct something, Yagari snatches it. "Kuran, Zero, Aido, Ichijo, Lucy, Nick, Mika, Kurosei, Ann, Rakisu, Naomi, and Yuki."

"WHAT?" Hanabusa and Kaname shake him.

I laugh. I skip in, pulling all of my friends (save Barney-Yagari must've read some typo-) into the cabin. It's a shabby cabin with about four rooms. Yagari shoves Kuran and Hanabusa in while Zero slumps in, slightly willing. "Okay!" I beam, climbing onto a rickety stand. "We'll separate into groups of three in each room! So-ACK!"

The stand collapses and my butt slams into the floor (I'm serious, it went through the floor). Yuki gasps and helps me up along with Lucy with her awesome vectors (okay, if you don't know *points finger* GOOGLE). "Are you alright, Ann-sama?" Yuki hugs me.

"Sa…ma?" Hanabusa blinks.

Takuma enters and waves. "So, are we in groups of three?"

Kaname and Hanabusa instantly step next to Takuma. Kaname motions all three. "Three."

"I can count, Kaname," I giggle. "So can Marvin~" They flee to a random room and I pout. "Why don't they like Marvin?" I hug my tazer, who shocks me. "Ow! Okay, you're tired! OW!"

"Get your arm off the button," everyone sighs.

I do such and catch Marvin as he falls. "OKAY!" I gleam. "Let's see…"

"Why do you get to decide?" Barney scowls, groping Yuki's as.

"Nick…" she growls. BAM! SMACK! POW! "STOP GROPING ME YOU PERVERT!"

"You know, you're friend isn't as harsh with her boyfriend!" he pouts.

"That's because…"

I drown it out with blending vampire plushies in a random blender. They all blink and I chuck it out a window. "There, are we done? Now, your queen shall pick the groups because she knows certain people!" I glare at Barney. "Barney, Zero, Lucy," I point to them and direct to the farthest room. Zero and Lucy drag Barney there and I continue. "Ann, Rakisu, uh…Yuki. Kurosei, Naomi, Mika."

I push the people into designated rooms and I slump on the bed, sifting through my week's supplies. Today's Saturday, so might as well start tomorrow on Sunday since it's seven P.M already (that's what happens when you need to go and all water bottles are filled *shrug*).

Supplies

Snakes

Zero's Diary

Slug potions

Cat Potions

Gender Changes

Mika walks in and hands me some blood vials. "It gets you to grow tits," she shrugs. "I also have these," she hands me smoke, glitter, and fake money bombs (the little bags are labeled). "Twenty each. Well, have fun with that!"

I drink all the tit blood and add the bombs to the list.

Glitter bombs

Fake Money Bombs

Smoke bombs

Kurosei runs in and hands me a package and a letter. She waves and runs right out, also obliterating our left door frame while at it. "Ooh~" Yuki beams. "Can I open the holy package?"

"Uh…" I push it towards her. "Sure~"

She beams and rips it open. I add the stuff in there.

Ointment

Cameras

Laptop

Shock gum

Zero x Kaname picture

Ice

ANN,

I AM TERRIABLY SORRY FOR NOT SENDNG YOUR GIFTS SOONER...BUT I DID NOT HAVE INTERNET ACSSESS AGAIN UNTIL TODAY (CURSE YOU NO ELECTROIC ALLOWING 4H CAMP) *SHUDDER*. BUT I AM VERY SORRY ... SO ACEPT MY SORRY GIFT OF PICTURES OF ZERO SHIRTLESS...DONT ASK HOW I GOT THEM..JUST TAKE THEM AND DONT ASK QUESTIONS... ALSO THANK YOU FOR ALLOWING ME ON THE TRIP EVEN THOUGH I DID NOT ASK TO ATTEND.

YOUR VERY SORRY FOLLOWER,

-KUROSEI

As I stuff my face with more caffine-goodness, I scribble the rest on the list.

William

Marvin

Ciel

Nancy

Cat Food (and my kitties in Rakisu's suitcase (yes, they're still living))

The Noose

Poison

Videos

Black Butler Plushies

Kat Plushies

Seeing I spelt cat wrong, you can guess the candy is kicking in. I go to sleep before I decide to commence my evil deeds earlier.

Sunday

Ah, the Holy Day of worship…Time to torture people! I pat my kitties on the head once I sit up to find them in my lap (so loyal~). I grab the snakes and Zero's diary, storing my plushy toys on my bed all nice and neat (having to stack them up on top of each other eventually). I skip out, everyone else sleeping, and tip-toe into the room with Zero, Lucy, and Barney. I chuckle mischievously and sneak half the snakes into Zero's clothes (whether or not poisonous, I have no idea) and half into Barney's, sneaking out and reading Zero's diary on my plushy kingdom.

Entry-Al's Birthday

Okay, so I felt like seeing Ann today and next thing you know, there's exploding pastries and she's talking about boners. I wonder about that girl sometimes. Yet again…

I love her, so I shouldn't mind.

I slam it shut and stomp back in, stuffing it under his bed. I walk back in pale and wait with my horrified expression for the screams. "AAHHHH!" That was Zero's.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" That was Barney. They run in, snakes pouring out, and glare at me. "ANNN!"

"It's 'ANN' not 'ANNN'!" I point out, all this yelling making my companions awaken and the others enter to Zero and Barney stripping to get the snakes out. Once all that's left is snake in the underwear, I tazer them and the snakes exit easily.

Sunday: Lunch

Mika, Yuki, Kurosei, Rakisu, Lucy, Naomi, and I volunteered to help with lunch mostly because we don't want to change. We sneak bombs, gender changes, slug potions (Kurosei specifically in Ruka's), and cat potions into everyone's lunches. As we stand there in wait of chaos, I poke my full-grown tits. "Really?" Mika chuckles.

"They're squishy," I state.

BOOM! "AH!"

Lunches explode, cat s appear, people morph into slugs, the only lunch that just pops a 'XP' flag is Kaname's and that's because Kurosei wouldn't stop hounding me about being gentle with her Kaname, so I put my future nations flag in. Zero's face is covered in glitter and Hanabusa is once more a cat, scared stiff. Takuma is coughing and waving the smoke out of his face. We all make a peace sign and run out, everyone who's not scared chasing after (even Kaname). "ANN YOU LITTLE BTCH COME OVER HERE SO I CAN REIGN YOUR FCKING NECK!" he roars.

Lucy whistles. "He's mad."

"We know," Rakisu and I laugh nervously.

Monday

Okay, ointment is all used up (multiple people on both sides, so yeah, a lot of injuries). I can't help but feeling these beatings are getting worse and worse. Well, a student actually got arrested for trying to spend that fake money (everyone else just got it). So yeah, we just ruined someone's life. YAY~. I sneak the cameras in Kaname, Hanabusa, and Takuma's room and activate them so they stream to my laptop. I also got the interesting idea of what to do with all this ice, so I got Lucy to help me. Everyone else is off trying to annoy their own people.

In so, I skip over to the 'Hanging Tree', where the man was hanged, and tie a noose to one of the higher branches. I nod in satisfaction and Lucy walks towards me with the shock gum, the Zero X Kaname picture, and the ice. "So…" she blinks. "Where are they?"

I giggle and tug her toward the main building, where trials were held. Zero and Kaname are arguing as Yuki tries to calm them down. "Yuki," I address, "Rakisu needs you to help her."

"Oh. Okay!" she giggles, skipping out, not noticing the supplies at all.

"Hey guys!" I glomp Kaname and Zero. "I have some gum for-"

"No."

I scowl at both and pocket it. "Okay…" I hold up the picture. "Come with me or this goes all over campus.

"YOU WOULDN'T!" they hold me by the collar.

I grin and shove the shock gum down their throats (one for Kaname to prevent Kurosei from whining more than necessary). Lucy uses her vectors to drag both into a bathroom and I fill the tub with ice. We strip them naked and stuff them in the bath, both unconscious. "Get Kurosei," I laugh.

She rolls her eyes and goes out. I wait.

Funny Farm

"Here~" Kurosei runs in with a camera. Naomi enters from behind with a butcher knife. Lucy follows and Yuki dashes in with a note pad.

"Yay~ I could use this," she chuckles mischievously, writing notes.

"Wakie, wakie~" I shake both the unconscious.

They yawn and open their eyes. Both scream and Lucy pins them down with her vectors. "WHAT THE FCKING HLL!" both turn to me.

"What? We need you're kidneys for the black market," I bash my eyes innocently. "So Naomi?"

Naomi laughs maniacally and raises the knife. Both scream VERY LOUDLY and manage to wriggle Lucy's vectors off, dashing out completely naked. We laugh and Yuki jots down more notes.

Wednesday

Tuesday was spent eating half of my candy and I plan to do such on Thursday. Right now everyone in Cabin One is watching the videos Kurosei got, Kaname drinking heavy amounts of soda in utter despair. I skip out, grabbing my Sebastian cow plushy and Ciel. I reach the kitchen, in which I grind a whole bunch of meat and dress myself up (rather professionally) to look like a dead person with guts spewing out and the door opens. I turn to Kurosei, Mika, Rakisu, and Yuki, Naomi and Lucy coating some of the tree in blood. "We got what you were up to," they shrug.

I smile and Yuki handles all the meat, Kurosei taking Ciel and Mika preforming the awesome spell to make Kurosei look like a ghost, somewhat in man's clothing from the nineteenth century. "The ghost of the Hanged Man," Mika smiles.

Rakisu, being the Satanist, drew a symbol on the ground the tree is on with chalk, the middle part supposed to be under the tree (in actuality, it's not). I levitate myself to reach the noose, Lucy tightening it around my neck as I levitate myself. Rakisu, Lucy, and Mika duck behind the nearest tree, all also levitating me so I don't accidentally drop it and actually hang myself. If that happened, this story would come to a tragic end (unless if I became a ghost, then I could haunt Cross Academy with Gary!). I let a few tears spill. "I MISS GARY!" I whine.

"That's a good touch," Yuki admits. "Okay, I'll be filming, my queen!"

"Great~" I hold a thumbs up. "Uh, you sure they'll buy this?"

Kurosei cuts my stomach up a little, so some of my blood soils my plain gray-Tee (I can't fake death in my 'Vacation Tee'!). "There, it should confuse the smell a little. You know, with the tits, I don't think they'll recognize you at first glance."

"Oh shut up," I poke my right boob. "It's so squishy~"

"Shh!" Naomi waves. "Someone's coming!"

She makes a good look out. Kurosei huffs and she hovers (Mika) around the tree, wailing a little like a boy. "Hey Ann, where'd you go off t-" Zero and Hanabusa round the corner. "AAAAAHHHH! SOMEONE HELP!"

Kaname rounds the corner and his eyes widen. Nick runs up and throws up on the ground. My little dying conscious tells me this is a little far, but I faked suicide before, remember? Kurosei moans and grips Ciel, raising it and beating it down on Zero's foot. "OWW! &^%* &!" he roars, holding his foot.

"Crp," Rakisu mouths. "It didn't cause blood."

Headmaster and Yagari come, other students also coming. "Everyone go back to your cabins!" Headmaster yells. "You can't see this!"

The students whisper and try to see what's going on, but Yagari shoots up at the sky and roars, "JUST GO BACK!" Nobody dares to question.

Kaname, Zero, Hanabusa, and Nick are still there, Takuma rushing out. "Oh my God…" he covers his mouth. "What…"

"Ann, this isn't funny!" Kaname yells. "Reveal yourself now and you'll be forgiven!"

I almost move, but Zero glares at him, actual tears in his eyes. "WHY WOULD SHE FAKE THIS?" he screams.

Did everyone forget my fake suicide? I think. Kurosei flies into the trees, dropping Ciel. I look at my Sebastian Plushy on the ground, cursing myself for dropping it and making this look extremely real. I gulp and try to raise my arms, but their numb for some odd reason. Well, it is cold out. Blood doesn't exactly help with that. "Come on!" Hanabusa rushes towards me. "Wake up!"

Headmaster grabs his arm. "Calm down. She's probably pranking us and not wanting to be detected."

Zero growls. "Again, why? She already knows what happens when she fakes death!"

Okay, so they're not all completely dumbas-es. I hear someone scream and bite my lip, Kurosei flying over. "Bad news! THERE'S AN ACTUAL GHOS-ACK!"

Another ghost rams into her. OH WHEN DID THIS BECOME GHOST BUSTERS! The ghost faces me with hollow eye-sockets and glares, tightening the noose. "What the fck!" Kaname rushes over. "IT'S REAL?"

ABOUT TO BE! I growl and grab the rope, swinging up and kicking the ghost square in the skull, actually hitting it. Huh, so this is what ghosts are like~ AHHH! Rakisu runs up and makes the rope slice in two, making me slam into a branch. "OW!" I scream.

The ghost wails and flies to me. "Ann!" she tosses Ciel up to me.

I grab Ciel and whack the ghost at the side of the face, then down onto the crown of his skull. "DIE YOU FCKING PIECE OF SHT!...AGAIN!" I jump up and whack it in the same spot again.

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I'm panting at the end of it, Ciel covered in ghost ectoplasm and a newly dug hole maybe going a mile into the ground. "Uh…" I call up. "CAN SOMEONE GET A LADDER?" I hear someone rush off and I smile in utter bliss. "I'm alive~ I'm alive~ Oh yeah! Between the good and bad's where you'll find me~ REACHING FOR-"

"STOP SINGING!" Rakisu and Naomi laugh.

Mika makes me float back up and Kurosei tackles me. "Yay~ Ann's alive~"

I laugh and Zero tackles me next. "Don't do that!" he whacks me upside the head. "People care about you, you know!"

I laugh and hug him. "Alright Mr. Sexy~"

He blushes. "O-Oh shut up."

"What about me?" Hanabusa hugs me off, making me scowl. "I was one of those-AHH!"

I smile proudly as he hugs his damaged foot and I run over to Kaname. "Sorry if I went overboard," I hug him. I shiver as a dark aura sounds from behind me. I let go of Kaname and turn to Kurosei, eyes extremely demonic. "W-We're only friends, Mrs. Kuran…"

"Okay~" she glomps Kaname. "Kaname~"

"Get off."

"Aw~Why~?"

"Get. Off."

Naomi tugs on my sleeve. "Where's Senri?"

"Cabin Number Two," I direct to said cabin.

She nods and picks out a smoke bomb. "NINJA EXIT!" she slams the bomb against the ground, smoke covering the area.

We all cough and Headmaster and Yagari help me over to the nurse's station to patch up some wounds I got just to fake my death.

Friday

Tomorrow is our leave, so yesterday I finished my candy and pssed all over a tree just because I felt like it. Today, I feel lazy, so I just get the poison and Marvin. I knock on Hanabusa's head and he wakes up. The cup next to him is filled high with poison. "Take this," I yawn.

"Why?" he sits up.

"I will heal your testacles so you can have wittle vampies."

He gulps it down (pervert) and starts foaming, falling to the ground and twitching. Takuma yawns and rubs one big, green eye. "Ann, are you poisoning people again?"

"Only Hanabusa~" I rock on my feet.

Kaname grumbles in his sleep and jerks the blanket over his head. Hanabusa eventually recovers and stands up. "WHAT THE HL-ACK!"

Kaname's clock is now broken on the floor next to Hanabusa, rubbing the cut the clock gave him when Kaname chucked it. "Can I please sleep?" he grumbles.

"Nope~" I sing. "Mostly because your wife is not with y-"

I jerk around like a deflated balloon released from someone's hand as Kaname tazers me with Marvin. MARVIN HOW COULD YOU! "You were saying?" he lets go of the button.

I snatch it and mutter a few curses before walking out to spend my day with my cousin, my witch friend, my demon friend, my student, Naomi (my odd friend), and my anime friend (or someone who just goes with the flow, I don't know) GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY! SLAM! "WHO THE FCK PUT THIS POLE HERE!"

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