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Chapter 11: Interrogation and Distraction
After Terra was revived everyone went to the T-tower. Team Anko explained to the titans about the elemental countries, Konoha, Oroku Saki and his villages beef with Konoha. Terra reconciled with the titans and Raven though it was hard and long process, Raven decided to give her another chance.
Team Anko apologized to the titans for roughing them up and the Mai and Sora had to hold back Raven and Terra from killing Daisuke in a painful manner when Beast Boy and Cyborg told them about his sexy jutsu by telling them they'll let him use his technique on them.
Robin made them honorary titans and promised them to do what they can to help them.
Team Anko returned to the hotel room and found a note on the desk. The note said, "If you ever want to see your sensei alive again, you must agree to be my apprentices. You have three days to decide. Don't bother finding me. I will find you." The note has Slade's insignia and Iwa symbol. Sora's body caught on fire and shouted, "Damn they took Sensei."
Daisuke said, "What are we going to do? We don't know the first place to look for?"
Mai calmly pressed the emergency button on the titan's communicator "We need some help of course."
Ten minutes later the titans arrived and looked through the room. Cyborg scanned the food Anko left and said; "Somebody put nerve gas chemicals in her food. She couldn't fight back even if she wanted to."
"Slade must've taken her as a bargaining chip against ya'll. He did the same thing with my friends a while ago," said Robin.
"Does Slade have any affiliations or allies? If he does than maybe they know where he is," asked Mai.
"As a matter of fact, yes. We just put the hive trio in jail, maybe they can tell us what we wanted to know," said Robin.
In the jump city prison our heroes went to visit the hive Jinx the unofficial leader of the hive trio.
Robin tried to use the good cop, bad cop technique.
"We know you know where Slade is, now talk and we can talk to the warden about extenuating circumstances," said Robin.
Jinx stuck her tongue out at him, "I'm not talking, do you know what Slade will do to me, he's more scarier than brother blood."
"All right but remember you brought this on yourself, you can come in Daisuke," said Robin.
Daisuke came in the interrogation room and said, "I can do it to her right?"
Robin nodded his head and left the room.
Jinx looked at him strangely and asked, "What are you going to do to me?"
Daisuke looked at her with a grin, "Are you going to tell me what I want to know?"
"Fuck you asshole, I'm not talking and there's nothing you can do to make me," yelled Jinx.
Daisuke turned into an italian mob boss, "We got ways of making you talk. Now I'll have to give you the same treatment I give to all my torturee's."
Daisuke used pressure points to paralyze her and smiled. Jinx eyes widen and tried to scream for help. Daisuke's eyes glowed pink and suddenly Jinx felt that same ticklish feeling she felt at the bank. Jinx tried to hold it in but Daisuke turned it up.
Jinx couldn't hold it in any longer and burst out laughing, "Hahahahahahahaha stop it you hehehaha fucking bastard hehehehahahehehe I'm going to kill you hahahaha son of a hahahahah bitch."
Daisuke giggled, "I won't stop until you talk and trust me, I can keep this up all week if you want. Also this room is soundproof so no one can hear you laugh."
Jinx continued laughing, "Hahahahaha please I can't take it hehehehehehahaha I'm about to pee on myself hehehehahahah turn it off you fucking asshole hahahaha."
Daisuke turned it up and drove Jinx crazy and made her pee on herself again. Jinx gave up, "Slade hahahaha he's at hehe the old warehouse hahahahah at port 7 hehehaha. He's having an auction tomorrow night hahahahaha at 8 p.m. something about scrolls from Japan hahahahehehehe."
All of the other crininals from will be there. Please stop it hahahaha. I can't take it anymore hahahaha."
Daisuke smiled at her, "I thank you for giving me this information, however I don't appreciate you calling my mother a bitch or cursing like a sailor. I guess I'll have to teach you a lesson Daisuke's style hehehehe."
Daisuke turned into a huge demon like creature and shouted and hissed in a demonic voice, "Welcome to hell motherfuckerssssss," as his tongue slithered out.
Jinx screamed in fear as Daisuke reached for her and tickled her some more.
Daisuke turned it up and made Jinx time with him a living hell for the next three hours. When it was over Daisuke came out with a smile in his face, "Port 7 tomorrow at 8.
Beast Boy looked in the room and saw Jinx crying and laughing silently on the floor with her pants and the floor all wet and her body sweating hard in a quivering mass of flesh.
"Dude did you have to go overboard with her," shouted Beast Boy.
Daisuke looked at him, "I was going easy on her and besides what I did to her doesn't hold a candle compared to our resident interrogator."
Raven's eye twitched, "Did it have to take three hours?"
"I was having too much fun, so sue me," said Daisuke.
"Good job Daisuke, maybe I can make you the head interrogator of the team," said Robin.
"Much obliged," said Daisuke.
The next night The Teen Titans and Team Anko went to port 7 earlier. While the Teen titans stayed outside to try and form a battle plan and wait until all the villians were in the building. Team Anko snuck in disguised as a Japanese teen pop band. Daisuke comically ripped off the all the girls' clothes much to their chagrin, got out costumes and put it on the girls. Sora was wearing a bunny girl suit, Mai was wearing a maid costume much to her embarrassment, and Daisuke was wearing a blues brother's costume.
Mai's eye twitched and said in a sugary sweet voice, "I am going to kick your ass, kill you, bring you back, torture you, and kill you again when this is over Daisuke."
"You can kick my ass later, but first sing this song," said Daisuke handing Mai a song sheet.
Mai looked at the sheet and after reading it said, "Fuck going easy on you, now I going to fuck your ass up twice as hard."
Daisuke got on the microphone and said, "Presenting Mai singing "Sakuranbo Kiss" by Kotoko." Mai gave Daisuke a death glare and the music played.
(u~~~~ kiss!)
arere? okashiina kono dokidoki ha
kimi no ude no nakade afuredasu
porori koboreta namida sakuranbo
motto gyutto zutto shitete!
(sukisukisukiss[4X] HAIHAI! sukisukisukiss[4x] KYUNKYUN!)
madamada kana?
kimi no HA-TO chotto suppai? (hontou?)
oyaoya oya?
machikirenai kono mamajya (ne matte~)
sumashita kao de kimete! tomadou furiha yadayo
nanigenaku fuwatto kata ni mawasute hitomi chikaduku...
(hontohane zutto sukidattano naishodayo.... YAY!)
arere? chiisana mune ga furueteru dakishimeraretara kowarechauyo
yume de miteitano yori setsunaine dakara motto sotto shitene
porori nazedaka namida afurechau otonani narutame no itamikana?
kimi ni furerareta hoo somatteku KISU ha chottodake mattene
(sukisukisukiss[4X] HAIHAI! sukisukisukiss[4x] KYUNKYUN!)
yadayada yada!!
yosomiha yada! muchuudeite (punpun)
HARAHARA HARA
watashi ha mada kodomodamo~n (damo~n!)
kimi no yoyuuga gusatto mune no okuni sasaruyo
konna watashi supatto wasuresasete ne yasashii KISU de
(nadakane kyuntte shichauno naishodayo... YAY!)
arere? kuchibiru gamou fureteiru kimi no matsugega hitomi ni utsuru
kodou namiutsu hayasa kyuujoushou dakedo chotto... (uun) kanari shiawase
kotori... tokei mo tomaru shunkan ni koware souna kokoro tokeatta
akaku hajiketa watashi sakuranbo kimi to zutto tsunagattetai
(aa kamisama... kono kuchibiru ha kareto deau tameni umaretekita no desune...)
sumashita kao de kimete! tomadou furiha yadayo
nanigenaku fuwatto kata ni mawasute hitomi chikaduku...
(dattene konna no hajimete nano naishodayo.... yattai!)
arere? okashiina kono dokidoki ha
kimi no ude no nakade afuredasu
porori koboreta namida sakuranbo
motto gyutto zutto shitete!
arere? sekai ga gururi mawatteru fuwafuwa yumegokochi kaze makase
zutto matteta koi ha tomaranai dakara zutto hanasanai de
(sukisukisukiss[4X] HAIHAI! sukisukisukiss[4x] KYUNKYUN!)
After Mai was finished she went back to the stage to drink some water, got her regular clothes back on and planning Daisuke's painful death. All the villains looked at the team strangely, some of the villians who are pedophiles wanted to get Mai as a sex slave. Daisuke shouted on the microphone, "Now introducing Sora featuring me will be singing Sukiss Steady kiss by Ave:New feat Yui Sakakibara. Sora got on the stage and sung:
aisarete tokimeite (CHUCHUCHU CHU)
[Daisuke: Here We Go!] YEAH!!
tobikiri KISSU de ROMANTIKKU! (kyunkyun)
URUURU BIIMU de dakitsuki! (haihai)
sukiSSU Steady KISSU!! [Daisuke: WOW!]
semete yume no naka demo KIMI to nara
tsurenai taido de katasukashi! (kyunkyun)
Love Love TOOKU wa amasugi?! (haihai)
You WAKU CHANSU hazusenai yo
KYUN KYUN tokimeKYUN!!
itsuka kureta omoide no kakera mada oboeteru no ka na?
toboketa furi shiteru yo ne... dakedo! ima!!
yasashiku hohoenderu
zutto zutto soba ni ite motto motto chikazuite
kakehajimeta kisetsu natsu no mezame
(CHUCHUCHU CHU) YEAH!! [Daisuke: Here We Go!]
uwasa no KISSU wa yasashiku! (kyunkyun)
fureteru ondo wa bakuhatsu!! (haihai)
sukiSSU Steady KISSU!! [Daisuke: WOW!]
kitto... koibitodamashii!! toriaezu
narenai sahou de senobi CHU (kyunkyun)
MAJIKARU tenkai hoshuuCHU (haihai)
ii kagen II kankei!! KYUN KYUN sasayaKYUN!!
tomodachi kara hajimeru SUTOORII ima, KIMI ni kikasetai yo
honki dakara wakatte agetai kono mune ni sunao na mama
zutto zutto futarikiri motto motto dakishimete
noborihajimeta SUTEPPU tomerarenai!
(CHUCHUCHU CHU) YEAH!! [Daisuke: Here We Go!]
tobikiri KISSU de ROMANTIKKU! (kyunkyun)
URUURU BIIMU de dakitsuki! (haihai)
sukiSSU Steady KISSU!! [Daisuke: WOW!]
semete yume no naka demo KIMI to nara
tsurenai taido de katasukashi! (kyunkyun)
Love Love TOOKU wa amasugi?! (haihai)
You WAKU CHANSU hazusenai yo
KYUN KYUN tokimeKYUN!!
CHURUCHU CHURUCHU CHURUCHUCCHU
CHURUCHU CHURUCHU CHURUCHUCCHU
CHURUCHU CHURUCHU CHURUCHUCCHU
CHURUCHU CHURUCHU CHURUCHUCCHU
(Here We Go!)
zutto zutto soba ni ite motto motto chikazuite
kakehajimeta kisetsu natsu no mezame
(CHUCHUCHU CHU) YEAH!! [Daisuke: Here We Go!]
uwasa no KISSU wa yasashiku! (CHUCHU CHUCHU)
fureteru ondo wa bakuhatsu!! (YEAH!!)
sukiSSU Steady KISSU!! [Daisuke: WOW!]
kitto... koibitodamashii!! toriaezu
narenai sahou de senobi CHU (kyunkyun)
MAJIKARU tenkai hoshuuCHU (haihai)
ii kagen II kankei!! KYUN KYUN sasayaKYUN!!
CHURUCHU CHURUCHU CHURUCHUCCHU
CHURUCHU CHURUCHU CHURUCHUCCHU
CHURUCHU CHURUCHU CHURUCHUCCHU
CHURUCHU CHURUCHU CHURUCHUCCHU
CHURUCHU CHURUCHU CHURUCHUCCHU
CHURUCHU CHURUCHU CHURUCHUCCHU
CHURUCHU CHURUCHU CHURUCHUCCHU
CHURUCHU CHURUCHU CHU
aisarete... KYUN KYUN tokimeKYUN!! YEAH!!
When the song was over, the team went to the back of the stage and the girls changed in to a different costume with red boots red skirt that reach their knees, and a red belly shirt with decorations on them. They also changed their hairstyle making it shorter and putting barrettes that looks like octopus dumplings on it.
Daisuke got on the microphone, "Now presenting Sora and Mai singing Ai no imi wo oshiete by W of Morning Musume":
(Sora and Mai)
egao afureteru
mou mainichi daisuki na no
nee imagoro doko ka de
(Mai)
ocha shiteru no ka na?
(Sora)
nani shiteru no ka na?
(Sora and Mai)
TEREBI ni muchuu ka na?
(Sora)
attaka MUUDO
(Sora and Mai)
UKIUKI
(Mai)
DEETO biyori no
(Sora and Mai)
bi bi V
(Sora)
sawayaka gogo no
(Sora and Mai)
HAPPII HAPPII
(Mai)
EAROBIKUSU de
(Sora and Mai)
SHEIPU APPU
(Sora)
nee ai no imi wo oshiete yo
(Mai)
oshiete yo
(Sora)
doubutsu nani ga suki desu ka?
(Mai)
takoyaki nani wo kakemasu ka?
(Sora and Mai)
egao taemanai
mou mainichi zutto zutto zutto
sou
(Sora)
anata ga shiawase kanjite iru nara
(Mai)
kono machi mo ano fushigi na shoutengai mo
mina
(Sora)
anata no suteki na nakama nan desu yo
(Mai)
kokorozuyoi hodo
(Sora and Mai)
ouen shite kureru
(Mai)
jitto mitsumete
(Sora and Mai)
PACHIPACHI
(Sora)
natsuyasumi mo
(Sora and Mai)
bi bi V
(Mai)
anata no uta ni
(Sora and Mai)
PACHIPACHI
(Sora)
BIBURAATO mo
(Sora and Mai)
suki suki
(Mai)
sou chie no wa ga tokeru you ni
(Sora)
tokeru you ni
(Mai)
atto iu ma no dekigoto
(Sora)
kakumeiteki na dekigoto
(Sora and Mai)
egao taemanai
mou mainichi zutto zutto zutto
sou
(Mai)
anata ga shiawase kanjite iru nara
(Sora)
kono koi mo ano fushigi na dekigoto mo
mina
(Mai)
anata no suteki na jijitsu nan desu yo
(Sora)
kokorozuyoi hodo
(Sora and Mai)
ai ga michi afureru
(Sora)
egao afureteru
mou mainichi daisuki na no
(Mai)
nee imagoro doko ka de
ocha shiteru no ka na?
(Sora and Mai)
egao taemanai
mou mainichi zutto zutto zutto
sou
(Mai)
anata ga shiawase kanjite iru nara
(Sora)
kono machi mo ano fushigi na shoutengai mo
mina
(Mai)
anata no suteki na nakama nan desu yo
(Sora)
kokorozuyoi hodo
(Sora and Mai)
ouen shite kureru
All the villians sweatdropped at the display. Daisuke introduced himself last. Daisuke said, "I'm sure some of ya'll recognize this song so if you know it get on your feet and dance with me":
The warden threw a party in the county jail
The prison band was there and they began to wail
The band was jumpin' and the joint began to swing
You should've heard them knocked out jailbirds sing
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock, everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone
Little Joe was blowin' on the slide trombone
The drummer boy from Illinois went crash, boom, bang
The whole rhythm section was the Purple Gang
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock, everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Number forty-seven said to number three
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see
I sure would be delighted with your company
Come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock., wverybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Sad sack was sittin' on a block of stone
Way over in the corner weepin' all alone.
The warden said Hey, buddy, don't you be no square
If you can't find a partner use a wooden chair
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock, everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Shifty Henry said to Bugs For Heaven's sake
No one's lookin', now's our chance to make a break
Bugsy turned to Shifty and he said Nix nix
I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock, everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
After Daisuke finished singing the police busted down the doors and said, "freeze you are all under arrest."
The criminals tried to fight back but the titans and team Anko fought back and soon all the villians were arrested. After that Raven turned off the illusion and the sign port 7 turned into port 25. Daisuke shouted, "All right time to save Anko-sensei."
Meanwhile in the real port 7 Slade and Oroku with a chained up, unconscious Anko was wondering why everyone hasn't showed up when suddenly the door burst open and the entire gang came in. Robin shouted, "It's over for you and your partner Slade," and the fight begun.
So tell me what you think of the story Is it good or does it suck and I will update next time. Peace.
