SO SORRY that update took so long...Editing is a bitch...and i'm not good at it. Hey please leave a review just so I know someone is still reading this...bash it, kill it, give it pancakes as long as I know someone is still reading it! I DIDN'T JUST EDIT A CHAPTER AT 1:30 AM FOR NOTHING...actually ya i did...i was gonna cosplay but i kept screwing up on the scar for xigbar so i gave up...i was building a hous eof cards too...then i watched Spoonychan videos (yay.)

1621 words in this chappy should make up for time spent...term papers and crap ruin my life

We do not own KH... Just an org. 13 coat, 2 wall scrolls, a poster, 4 KH games and 3 kh books.


"OMG ROXY!"

"Sora please, someone's gonna hear us." Riku sighed. Sora continued.

"ROXY, ROXY I MISSED YOU, IS THIS WHERE YOU LIVE, I LOVE YOUR ROOM, ITS SO...WELL ITS PLAIN...REALLY YOU NEED SOME COLOUR IN HERE BUT I STILL LOVE IT, THE BED IS COMFY CAN I SLEEP HERE, WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING A SHIRT? WANNA LISTEN TO MY WHALE IMPRESSIONS?" Roxas' eye twitched, and Riku covered his ears to spare himself from Sora's bad whale sounds.

"Why aren't you wearing clothes Roxas? Is that like a new style or something?" Riku asked. Roxas sighed.

"Axel was just in here a while ago and well...You know."

"WERE YOU JUST PLAYING 358/2 DAYS? THAT GAME IS COOL BUT THE STORY IS SO OFF...FIRST OF, ALL THE ORGANIZATION MEMBERS FROM CASTLE OBLIVION SHOULD STILL BE ALIVE, BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO KILL ANYONE. MOSTLY BECAUSE NAMINE WAS NEVER IN THE CASTLE AT ALL AND I JUST STOPPED THERE TO SEAL A KEYHOLE..."

"I wasn't locked in the realm of darkness... I was locked in the bathroom." Riku admitted.

"How did you manage that?"

"The doorknob fell off when I went to open it, and Sora had NO idea how to fix it... It took a while."

"SO IN THAT GAME MARL-SOMETHING AND VEXEN SHOULD STILL BE ALIVE THROUGH THE WHOLE GAME, AND WHO THE HELL IS XION? I MEAN SERIOUSLY, STICK TO THE FACTS. AND THEY LEFT OUT THE PART WHERE YOU WENT TO VISIT ME IN DESTINY ISLANDS A FEW MONTHS AGO, HOW COME YOU DIDN'T TELL ME WHERE YOU WERE STAYING?" Roxas pushed Sora off of him.

"I didn't want you to find me." Roxas said. "And yeah, that game is off, there's definitely more than 358 days... and what's with the /2 in the title...Maybe they mean if you play for 2 days straight you can play through the whole 358 days of the game, I dunno."

"LOOK AT THIS. THIS IS MY NARWHAL IMPRESSION...!"

"SORA!" Riku shouted. "You're gonna get us caught. The game did get ONE thing right, and that's that the rest of the organization still wants to kill you because Xemnas is all obsessed with his Kingdom Hearts!"

"Riku, could you step out of the room for a moment please?" Roxas asked.

"Sure." Riku walked out the door.

"Sora, you too."

"NNNOOOOO, I WANNA STAY WITH ROXY, WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME TO LEAVE!"

"Because I have to put a shirt on and another pair of pants, and unless you wanna see, I suggest you get outta here."

"NOOO, I DON'T WANNA LEAVE ROXY!"

"Then, wait in the closet!"

"FINE!" Sora shouted happily and went in the closet. A moment later, Roxas had pants and a coat again. Except it was Axel's spare coat he left behind a few weeks ago. Roxas forgot to return it.

"Damn...All my coats are in the laundry...Fine, I'll use Axel's." It was way too long, and he had to roll up the sleeves a lot. "Okay, Sora! You can come out of the closet now!" Roxas shouted.

"I LOVE RIKU!"

"No, I mean literally." Roxas said.

"I heard that!" Riku shouted from outside. A moment later he walked in. "I love you too Sora..." Roxas just shook his head.


Back in Axel's world

"!"

"What the Hell was that?" Axel said. "Is there a Narwhal in the Castle?" (Axel was convinced it was a real Narwhal) "What the Hell, now there's a narrator?"

Maybe...

"Too bad, I'll narrate my own life, thank you very much!"

Fine, then.

"Axel sighed as he walked quietly into Vexen's lab. He didn't turn any lights on so he wouldn't get caught. All he had was a little flame in his hand to navigate through the messy space...Wait, why the Hell do I need to navigate? Axel thought. All I have to do is blow the damn place up."

"Axel, why are you narrating?"

"Axel turned around. Standing in the doorway was Vexen, with his arms crossed. He looked angry."

"No shit Sherlock, what are you doing in my lab?" Vexen asked.

"I was uh...Going to clean up your lab for you! Axel looked away, he always did that when he told a lie...Oh shit, now you know I'm lying. Face palm...Well whatever, I'm gonna go look for Demyx's Diary. Axel walked out of the room leaving behind a confused Vexen."


LOL EPIC NARRATOR IS EPIC…dude this is why I wanna narrate my own life lol.


Ahh the lovely planet of crack: A place where Kool-Aid and juice crystals roam free. They gather in groups, master less and free, until I came there on a recon and stole a bunch... Unfortunately Larxene and I had to go to this stupid mission on this awesome planet. Which I Like except stupid, queen Witch with a Capital B always raining on my parade. She said her favourite flavour was Lemon *Hint Hint* so she kept grabbing the lemon Kool-Aid packets. That reminds me about Lemon… Did you know they describe it as-?

"Oh GOD I can't stand all the Crap this Kid puts in here!" Axel gagged as he continued to search for a newer entry.

"Ok wait here's something."

I can't believe Axel would read my Diary, how could he? Sure everyone in the Castle watches him while he sleeps, or maybe like when I watch Zexion bathe... Or when I check Axel's emails...

O.O 'What the hell Demyx?'

But I would never look in his Diary... He should look in Roxas's diary it's full of things that are more disturbing and more boring than mine!

Axel rolled his eyes "I'm sure Roxas's Diary is not messed like yours, noodle brain." He then continued to read.

Ok after Axel left, Xigbar gave me a list and said use this for revenge so I did here were the steps:

Step 1: sing lady gaga to Axel

Step 2: steal all the sea salt ice cream in Twilight Town

"So that's why someone bought them and left them to melt..."

Step 3: eat cheese… Which I should get around to

Step 4: and steal all of Axel's boyfriends

And the boyfriend's thing which I found in Axel's room... it looked like Xigbar's writing but I knew it wasn't Xigbar 'cause he was never in Axel's room and said he didn't write that list when I asked him on Thursday. This was never mentioned in this story because the creature known as the author never gave too many details...

Anyway here was the boyfriend list: I skipped Xemnas, Saix, Xaldin (Eww...) and Marluxia cuz it said he was dating Larxene. Or was it Vexen? I dunno, Marluxia always seems to spend his Fridays' with that mad scientist... I should know, I was there. And Here's the rest of the list:

"Oh God going to…" The pyro held his stomach as it started to churn and grumble in disgust.

- Roxy

- And Xigbar.. I'm still sort of mad at him cuz on Axel's lists here that he does the Friday thing with Xigbar too... I'm supposed to be special.

"Soo wrong." Axel kept a hold of his stomach while he stuck his tongue out.

"Ok now I need to Find Roxy's Journal... Ehh I'll find it later..." Axel left the room in haste and walked down the Hall. A Gambler, A Drunk Zexion, A pirate, a passed out Demyx in the pirates Arms... and Crazy psycho Larxene, the Superior, A berserker, A burnt Vexen and sleepy Marly are occupying the same hall.

"Holy crap I gotta go!" Axel left through the portal and no one noticed him.

They needed to go out for a bit… stuck in their rooms... Oh god what's going to happen...?

The suspense is killing me, tell me what's going to happen... Oh wait I have to tell you that… Well dammit...


"Su- Superior how are you this evening?" Xigbar shook. Xemnas was suspicious of Demyx passed out and in Xigbar's arms.

"Uhhh number 2, why is number 9 in your arms... Passed out?"

"Ehh... He had a few too many so I was... I was going to take him to bed!"

"Do Dunt beleeeve hem! He dwugged uuus aaawwll!" Zexion meant to point at Xigbar and Luxord but due to being so impaired he pointed to a wall.

"Uuh number 6?"

"Sorry there mate off to bed with you." Luxord carried Zexion and took him to his room. Vexen snapped out of his trance and spoke.

"Superior, Axel blew up my Lab... And he's been Acting strange today… and tonight…"

"Hmm... I noticed that too..." Marluxia hugged Vexen waist and yawned.

"I see."

Meanwhile

"This game is soo awesome!" Sora pressed controls on the controller connected to an Xbox in Roxy's room.

"What are you playing now Sora?"

"Left for dead!"

"Oh GAWD come on its bed time!" Riku picked up Sora, the Xbox still on. Sora watched as his team died.

"Put me down I NEED TO SAVE BILL! And give pills to Louis, and kill the tank! AND SHOOT FRANCIS!"

"You can kill zombies tomorrow but you need to go to bed, ok?"

"Fine." Sora was placed on a bed where he soon fell asleep. Roxas was on another bed sleeping so Riku went on the same bed a Sora.

Riku this is message... Woooooo... I am a ghost! And Sora will be taken by the 'cat's eye' tonight unless you kiss Sora and Roxas!

As Riku was about to drift off into sleep he heard the whispers of the Author.

"Whaa huh?" Riku scratched his head, confused, only shrugged and headed off to bed.

Bad mistake Riku. MWUAHAHAHAHA!


So... any guesses on who the Author is? lol review just to guess just SOMEONE REVIEW IM DESPERATE...lol I shall send you Jell-O by snail-mail. So basically this chapter was some more of Axel reading Dem's Diary, and I guess the part about the hallway was that ppl needed to get out of their rooms I guess...aww poor zexion too...not demyx though, demy-chan can handle it lol

and BTW if u still don't know what ACTUALLY Happens in Friday...you're clueless lol

"When a Mommy and a Daddy"...wait screw that

"When 2 Nobodies 'love' eachother very much, they...hug...very tightly...with moaning..." *ahem" I get random at 1 am im over tired i guess so DONT REVIEW and i guess i'll get another chapter out soon i promis to start updating A LOT.