A/N: Well... ahem, sorry Silent for disappearing on you... I don't want to talk about what I was doing. Er, well yeah. I was pissy when I started this and I still am, but oh f*cking well.
Not in the mood to write a chat thingy... sorry, but I know Silent's chapter will be much funnier so...
WAIT! GOT TO RANT ABOUT THE WORLD'S HOTTEST GUYS!
Top 5 Hottest Guys (In Bands):
Oli Sykes (Bring Me The Horizon) He looks especially hot in the Sadness Will never End video.
Pete Wentz (Fall Out Boy)
The lead singer from Papa Roach- forgot his name.
Andy Six (SIX not SIXX, GET IT RIGHT ALREADY! :( )
AND... FOR THE GRAND FINALE! * drumroll *
DANNY WORSNOP, THE LEAD SINGER OF ASKING ALEXANDRIA! * swoon *
My dear children, I would love you guys forever if you reviewed.
I REALIZED I HAVE MORE GUY FRIENDS (close ones) THAN GIRL FRIENDS! I only have Katherine, Renae (Shemiekoko), Melissa, and my other friend. My guy friends are:
Anthony, Jake, Chase, Ellie, Dusty, Reece, Brent (Brenty Poo), Aiden (Aiden Bear), Zack (Zackey Bunny), and much, much more. That makes me feel bad.
SAY HI TO MY PET DINOSHAUR, GUYS! HIS NAME IS SEVERUS/ SNAPE, FRED, REMUS, DRACO, AND SIRIUS IN HONOR OF THOSE HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS! Call him any of those names.
ATTENTION! PLEASE RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU KNOW THERE ARE SLUTTY/ WHORE MERMAIDS! Thank you.
* hugs Draco * I love you so much! Just don't tell Chase... BUT I WILL KILL YOUR WIFE AT THE END OF THE SEVENTH BOOK, YOU'RE MINE!
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE DAISY SONG, OR PJO.
Percy's POV
I heard a quiet voice outside my cabin singing as I went in to do my business.
"Doo doo do a dollop, daisy. Wait, who would want to do a dollop? Maybe it could be used for sex... or if someone's horny and want to use it just as a- wait... why am I talking about doing a dollop of Daisy?"
"You're talking to yourself about that because you're sexually repressed."
Jumping as I heard another voice, I decided I shouldn't be wasting my time listening to this conversation. But I couldn't bring myself to leave. What if something important happened?
"Wait, what? If I were sexually repressed I would be talking about sex, and balls, and sex toys. Not to mention I would-"
"Okay, whatever. Never mind, you don't need to go into detail..."
"Hehe... did you hear about Percy and Annabeth? He stood her up a while back, then started to serenade a son of Athena. He's an idiot."
Embarrassment and fury welled up inside me. Who were these chicks and what right did they have to be talking about me?
"Hey!" I yelled to them. I was relieved I sounded tough and masculine. Oh yeah, dat's right, that's how I roll.
There in front of me stood two girls who looked like complete opposites. One had long blonde hair, the other had shoulder length black hair. One had bright blue eyes and the other had brown. Blue- eyes was wearing a pink shirt with little flowers on it, along with bright green skinny jeans. Brown- eyes was wearing a black sweater and a gray shirt that read "Hey There Mr. Brooks" on it with black skinny jeans... They were both almost the same height. I recognized the one with black hair as one of the twins from the Hades cabin. Blondie I didn't recognize.
"Yeah?"she said. I couldn't help but notice the dreamy look in her eyes as she stared at me. Way to make someone self conscious.
"I heard you talking about me. But really, I don't think it's your business."
"Uh... we're sorry. But... you know, it's hard not to gossip about something so juicy." Blondie said while making flirty eyes at me. She slowly walked closer to me before her friend pulled her back and glared at me.
I must've looked clueless or something because she yelled:
"Oh gods, NICK GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!"
Wait, now it all came back to me: this was Lacey, and Nick was her twin brother.
We waited for a few minutes. He still hadn't come out and Lacey went to check on him.
"So... I'm Rose. And I know who you are, of course. The magnificent Percy Jackson. I've admired you forever. Lacey doesn't, but don't mind her. She just hates you because she found out it was basically your fault Luke left. She wants to know what's happening to him out there and whether or not he's dead." Said Rose, still staring at me but now she had a glint in her eyes. Almost like lust... but no, that can't be it.
"Um, er, yeah. But, you know, I'm kind of trying to win Annabeth over. I was walking to my cabin when I heard you guys talking and I stopped to listen. I was trying to get to my cabin to find something else to woo her. Now, I think I should get back to that..."
"No. Lacey won't like that. Just please stay until her and Nick come out. Pweese?" she looked up at me with the most adorable puppy dog eyes. I can't resist puppy dog eyes.
"Fine, I'll stay for a few more minutes. But, uh, you got a little..." and I reached my hand out to wipe the dirt of her cheek.
Then something crashed into me and it felt like a car ramming into my stomach. My ribs felt broken and I knew I would die soon. But I was surprised when I looked at who my attacker was. I was pinned on the ground by none other than Connor Stoll.
"W-w-haaaa?" I gasped for air and struggled under his weight.
"You ever make a move on my girlfriend again and I swear I will rip your balls off and make you eat them." Connor practically growled and stood up again, putting his arm around Rose's shoulders.
Holy shit. I just got threatened by one of the most easy going guys in the world.
(Line break... what to do, what to do... I CAN'T SEE THROUGH THE TEARS IN MY EYES! FALSE TALES, LIES OF A WASHED UP PROM QUEEN! No, those songs aren't good enough... NO! SHE WASN'T MEANT TO BE ANOTHER ME, BUT NOW IT'S THE SCISSORS TO MY THROAT, TO MY FUCKING THROAT! There we go... now, dance for the fangirls, boys! * Percy, Luke, and Nico strip * MWAHAHAHA! Yeah, now Luke...)
Roxy's POV
Let's see Percy get out of this one...
"Hey Annabeth, could you come and help with with something in Percy's cabin? I'm trying to fix his... toothbrush. I accidentally broke it when I was trying to help him decide what he needs and doesn't need." I told her, trying to sound convincing.
"And why can't you fix the toothbrush on your own? It's not like it's a complicated object..."
"Because I want to make sure it's right and you're the best person to help me, what with you being a genius and all."
Bingo. I saw her get a proud look on her face and she sighed.
"I guess I could help you, just make sure it doesn't take long."
I hid my smile and turned away, leading the way to the Poseidon cabin. Or so she thought.
"Hey, why are we going this wa-"
Her words were cut off as I suddenly tackled her and covered her mouth so she couldn't speak or yell. She was quite heavy, if I do say so myself. I dragged her into the Big House. No, I wasn't planning on raping her. I'm not a lesbian or a perv.
It was only a matter of minutes before Taylor came in with Percy and dropped him unceremoniously on the stairs.
"Gods, Percy, why the Hades did you try running into the Hades cabin? They say there's some weird, haunted stuff in there..." Taylor said, frowning at Annabeth trying to wiggle away from me. But I had duct taped her arms so there wasn't an easy way to get out.
"And now... we drag them to the closet."
We slowly but surely drug them across the floor to the small closet by the stairs. Ripping off the duct tape and quickly pushing them in, we slammed the door and ran. It was only until that night that I realized we hadn't locked it. But they would've figured we did so they wouldn't try, right?
Annabeth's POV
Being hauled across the floor and into a closet isn't a walk in the park, you know. And of course I landed on top of Percy when Roxy pushed me in.
So here we were in a small, confined space where we could hardly move. When we sat down one of us kind of had to sit on the other's lap so that was out of the question. And lying down was impossible unless I wanted to lay on top of Percy and him getting a boner on me so that was out of the question. The only choice was to stand... and stand... and stand.
"Percy?" I whispered after a few minutes.
"Yeah? What's up?"
"I have to pee."
"Shit, well can you hold it?"
"I guess." I said and vowed to wait until we got out of here to pee. I would not pee in front of Percy. Never.
A few hours past, and I realized we couldn't just stand all day. We would have to sleep sometime.
"Hey... Annabeth? How are we going to sleep? I don't know about you, but I can't stand while I'm sleeping."
"I was thinking the same thing... I guess the only option is just to sit down..."
We slowly sat down, me leaning against his chest slightly. I could feel my cheeks go red and I was glad it was dark in here.
Eventually I got cramped and had to shift to a more comfortable posistion. I curled up right next to him, my face buried in his sleeve. Slowly, he put his arm around me and stroked my hair.
But that peaceful, romantic, cheesy moment didn't last long.
I suck at romance. AND, ANGEL COMES OUT NEXT WEEK ON VALENTINE'S DAY! Ugh, I hate Valentine's Day. I only like the part where we get chocolate.
olympian1999: A (And I'm thirteen. :D )
MasterAion: A+
candy0304: A-
tore-me-up13: A (And JB will come and get you in your sleep like the little pedo he is if you don't review... THAT GOES FOR EVERYONE!)
baw: A+++ (Not because it was hilarious, just because it made Silent feel all warm and fuzzy inside)
Moanna: A-
Now...
Ninja: JB IS HERE! SCATTER, LITTLE CHILDREN, RUN AND REVIEW OR ELSE I WILL FIND YOU AND I'M BRINGING JB WITH ME!
