First off I'd like to state don't freak; Emmett and Kat are not going to be together in this story. They will, however, because of their connected pain become friends. A warning now, the next chapter might have some torture if you will. I'm not sure how graphic it will be because I keep changing how I want to do the chapter. Lets just say Kat gets a little upset. And for those of you wondering, the chapter before the epilogue or the epilogue itself will have Edward and Bella's "date". More like her angry at him the whole time…or maybe not hahahahaha.

I decided this chapter will be for my amusement. They haven't found the witch yet, but they will by the end or maybe middle…don't worry.

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight


"Love you!"

That statement was followed by a crunching noise of two boulders colliding. Quickly following that was a crashing noise of someone going flying through the air and landing on a pile of trees.

"Zach, what did I tell you about sneaking up on me?" Bree asked, as he loped back over to her side.

"God, bitch remind me never to be romantic with you again. JEEZ!"

Bree nodded, "It would probably be for the best. Hey when did you decide to be romantic anyways. Hell when you asked me to date you, you wrote date me out in human corpses."

"They tasted delicious."

"Will you two please shut up!" Gabriel yelled.

The Cullens and the Bendigs were trekking through the woods trying to follow the erratic trail of the witch. The poor Cullens were still trying to get use the Bendigs undignified chatter.

"I agree with Gabriel, the topic is disgusting." Edward muttered.

"Ugh vegetarians." Nikel grumbled, under his breath, knowing they could hear him. Bella smacked him in the back of the head, "OW! What the hell is wrong with you women today, is it national be-a-bitch PMS day!

Loretta pulled a small calendar out of her pocket and pointed at the date, "Actually it is."

Zach walked over to her, "Wait let me see that, that looks like Kat writing."

Loretta crammed it back in her pocket, "See with your eyes not with your hands, you caught your glimpse."

"Give it to me Lore!"

"Fine." She kicked him right between the legs, "I let you have it, anything else you request."

Zach's voice came out a squeak, "I'm good."

Gabriel sighed, "Where's Allina when you need her?"

Nikel laughed thinking back when Loretta use to torment Sam and Allina grabbed her by the hair to make her stop. Nikel suddenly snapped his fingers. He walked over to Loretta and grabbed her by the hair.

"Stop it okay?" He growled using the same words as Allina.

"You have one second to let go."

"Oh, come on, you gave into Allina."

"Times up." Loretta grabbed Nikel and bit him right on the arm. Letting go he shook his arm to get the stinging to stop.

"Bella, I suggest you control your husband before he loses his arm." She glanced down, "Or any other important body pieces."

"Kat, can't you give her a time out!" Nikel whined.

"I could if it wasn't so amusing."

Esme cleared her throat, "I hate to ruin this…um...family moment, but if we want any chance of catching this witch, we're going to need to be a bit more quiet."

Carlisle and Jasper nodded in agreement. Kat and Bree looked at each other before nodding. Before anyone could really comprehend what happened, duck tape appeared on all the boys faces.

"Now we have silence." Kat smiled.

"Why did you add Gabriel in?" Alice asked.

Bree shrugged, "He's annoying."

Nikel and Zach glared before reaching to remove it. After a couple tries they realized it was one of Bree's illusions and they were stuck with it. Sullen they sat down and refused to move. Gabriel rolled his eyes, and waited patiently for Bree to get bored and let him go.

"Well," Edward said, "At least they're quiet."

Bella nodded, "I actually agree with Edward on this one; Keep it up Bree."

Loretta grabbed Nikel and Zach by their collars and started dragging them along as they continued walking.

"Bree, did you call the Frer Coven?" Kat asked.

Bree rolled her eyes, "Of course I did they'll be here tomorrow. We have to keep her alive until then…Kat."

"Damn. You said alive right not unbeaten?"

Emmett almost laughed at that. Kat was definitely in an ass kicking mood. Suddenly, Bree growled, followed by Kat. Everyone else stopped. With barely a glance, the boys were released from their illusion of duck tape and Loretta let go of them, allowing them to collapse to the ground.

"Not far up ahead," Kat began in a low vampire speed whisper, "We can smell her. Edward try to read her mind see what she's doing right now."

Edward went quiet for a minute, "She's thinking about her next target. She goes after extraordinarily beautiful vampire females thinking its not fair to the rest of the world they exist."

"She's killing vampires because she's jealous," Emmett hissed, furious.

Bree shrugged, "never said it'd be a good reason."

"Okay so she's distracted," Kat said, getting back on task, "Okay here's the plan with this many of us she's blast fire instead of combusting from the inside that'd take too long."

A few moments later the group approached the target. Jasper started out sending waves of calm in her direction. Edward carefully read her mind, waiting for a shift in thoughts. With a nod everyone jumped out from where they surrounded her.

The witch was more experienced than they thought. Blocking her true thoughts as soon as they appeared she sent a blast of fire around the whole circle. Jasper's influenced appeared to have no effect. Luckily for them Bella had a force field up protecting them from the fire blast. The fire stopped as soon as Bree had her locked in an illusion. She began dodging as if they were physically attacking her. Bree smiled.

"Ninja's attack." She muttered.

Rolling his eyes, Nikel approached as close as he dared to go and collapsed her with a swift mental blow to the brain. They waited a couple of seconds before approaching her making sure she was really knocked out. Emmett grabbed her by the hair and drug her through the woods back to the house.

As they walked, Zach ran out them dancing, "Ding Dong the witch is dead, which witch, the wicked witch," As soon as the house came into view he took off running, "Mittens guess what!"

"Idiot," Bree sighed, "Emmett chain her up to that tree, will ya? Kat and I are going to grab some wards to keep her powers wrapped."

A half hour later, they had a tied up, warded and a very much awake witch to deal with.

"Let me go you blood sucking fiends!"

"Ugh I'm so not in the mood," Bella, who was on babysitting duty at the moment growled, "Nikel?"

"With pleasure." He knocked her back out.

Bella smiled, "I figured she can stay out cold until Kat wants her awake."

"Yeah…I'm worried about that, I think Kat might kill her."

Bella shrugged, "She's a big girl she can take care of herself."

Back in the house, Kat was scheming, what else was new. With her was Emmett and Jasper. Quietly they went into Zach and Gabriel's room and grabbed Mittens. Zach was being distracted by Jasper while Kat and Emmett 'played' with Mittens.

"Wow, that turned out better than I thought. Zach's going to freak."

Loretta waltzed into the bathroom, "Oh my Satan, what did you do to Mittens?"

"I hate Mittens, Loretta sorry it was required." Kat smiled.

"You tortured him."

"Yeah but image in Zach's face when he sees." Emmett replied, picking up the rodent.

Loretta tilted her head then smirked, "You win, I want to watch this." She disappeared downstairs. Shrugging, Emmett and Kat made their way down the steps and released Mittens into the living room where Zach was.

"Hey Loretta why are you smirking like that. Its kind of creeping me out." Zach yelled before looking down at Mittens who scrambled over to him, "Oh my fucking…what the hell happened to you Mittens you're…you're….PINK!"

Kat and Emmett looked around innocently, "whats going on?"

"Mitten's is Pink, who did this! My poor rat, now he looks…"

"Like a girl? A boy looking like a girl where have a seen this before." Kat laughed, looking at Zach.

"YOU!" His voice was almost demonic as he pointed at her, "You shall pay!!!"

Zach disappeared.

"Where did he go?"

"Here, you'll want this." Loretta stood next to Kat holding out a crowbar. With a raised eyebrow, she took it.

Zach reappeared after a moment, "Now its war! Crowbar game ON!"

He ran at her, casually sidestepping him, she whacked him in the back of the head sending him flying out the door, Loretta just opened.

"Come on Zach, get up. I'll kick your ass!"

"You defiled Mittens!"

Nikel and Bella, who were standing outside glanced at one another horrified, "Is it just me or does that sound really wrong."

Nikel nodded wide eyed.

Bree walked out the door, "Both of you, chill."

Glaring at one another, they dropped their crowbars. Bree rolled her eyes. The Cullens stood inside the doorway watching them. A groan halted all conversation. Apparently the witch woke up once again.

Smirking, Kat approached her, leaving Zach alone. She stopped barely a foot away from her.

"What's your name, witch?"

"Fuck you!"

Kat's smile became much more sinister. She lightly grabbed one of the girls shoulders and gave a brief squeeze. A pop was heard before she screamed.

"I believe I asked you a question and its response was nonnegotiable."

"Marie." she panted out through the pain.

"Okay Marie, here's what's going to happen. I wont kill you, I think your coven will do that for me. However you caused a great deal of pain upon the vampire world and I must not let that go unpunished."


So what did you think? Kat's gone into scary mode, defending a friend. Please be kind and review, thanks!