Hey hey hey everyone! I'm back!! Yet again, with another chapter! In fact, two really. I'm uploading this one, then another right after this one. Alrighty, then, let's hear more stories about my interesting and weird life shall we?
"Depressed and not Doomed"
Stork…was bored.
Aerrow…was bored.
Piper…was bored.
Junko…was bored.
Radarr…was bored.
Heck…even Finn was bored.
The rain poured outside, pitter pattering on the Condor's windows. Gray clouds hovered over the Atmos (as well as below it). Nothing could be done outside. No playing keep away, or tag, or capture the sky knight…nothing. Everything inside the Condor was finished too. All the chores, fixing up the skimmers, keeping the Condor in good condition. Everyone sat on the bridge of the Condor, staring blankly at various places, and all of the Storm Hawks heaved a great, and bored sigh. There was simply nothing to do.
Until…
Stork's ears perked up. He had an idea.
"You…guys remember when I did that…drama thing in Terra Neon? When I had stage fright?" Stork's eye twitched.
"Oh yea, and we were all 'doomed'," Finn quoted as he clawed the air with two fingers on each hand.
"Hmph."
"Well, it was pretty good though, with your stage fright and all," Aerrow commented.
"Thank you…" again his eye twitched. "And then I of course performed some great pieces of music, written by myself," Stork pointed to himself, "while Finn was…domo…"
"I actually liked that music. It was entertaining," Junko added.
"Minstrels are supposed to entertain…aren't they?" Stork said dryly in a deep low voice.
"That's great, Stork, everything you did. But where's all this leading to?" Piper asked.
"Well, now that I know that all of you somewhat appreciate the performances I have done in the past, perhaps I shall…add a little flavor to our depressing day?"
Everyone looked at Stork with a what-the-heck-are-you-gonna-do expression.
"Allow me…ahem."
Stork stood up tall and prepared to recite what seemed to be like a…speech or poem of some sort.
"Today, is such a depressing day. We all sit depressingly on the Condor, and depressingly wait for the sun to come out. In this depressing situation, I, Stork, have stood up to give a depressing speech as to somehow…flavor our day. How this shall work, I do not know…
depressingly. It is quite an usual and depressing instance as where a depressing speech is told, with the words depressing, depressingly, and depressed in it, to cheer up a group of depressed…adolescents. But anyhow, I now close up this depressing speech, and hope that I have given you a chance to redeem yourself from your depressed state, although I believe you are bored, not depressed. Thank you."
And with that, Stork twitched his eye as he said thank you, and sat back down, obviously anxiously awaiting feedback.
Junko clapped his hands, overenthusiastically.
Finn yawned and stretched his arms. "Dude…I'm depressed. Did you wait for this specific day when we were all bored to recite that?"
"Oh, yes…absolutely" Stork replied sarcastically, as if expecting that comment from Finn anyway. Then his face grew serious. "No, I just made it up right now…anyway…"
He looked at the rest of the team, who looked a bit lost at words.
Aerrow was the first to speak up.
"It was…uhh…," he scratched the back of his neck. "It was interesting, how you can use a word so much in a performance. It was entertaining, Stork."
Stork seemed satisfied with this answer.
"I give it a thumbs-up," Piper said with a I-hope-this-sounds-convincing tone.
"Well, I'm glad I did something that entertained you all today. And now look the sun's out," he smiled. "Would you like to hear-"
"First one to touch the tree has to wash the dishes for a whole month!" Aerrow yelled.
Stork watched as the team raced out the Condor on their rides.
"Well, guess they didn't want to hear another one of my rants…"
He twitched his eye, and smiled.
"Depressing…isn't it?"
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Haha! Interesting huh? Maybe not…since it was "depressing"! Ha! Get it! Okay…lol anyway…yea…a little background. I was in the car with my dad and brother, and we were bored because we were stuck in traffic, and I said something along the lines of what Stork said, except I used "car" instead of "Condor." Yea…hope you all have a good rest of the day! Or night…whatever.
Oh yea, Yoda told me a message! "Push the review button, you shall, for good advice and thriving words for all."
Just kidding. I saw a Star Wars movie with my brother today, and Yoda has super bad grammar haha. Yea! I talked enough! Ciao!
