Ranma Plus Vampire! – By DS Wynne


Disclaimer: R1/2 and R+V belong to their respective owners.

Note: This is a crossover story.


Part 11


Meanwhile, while Ranma begins his tutoring session with demented Miss Ririko, Moka begins writing up notes for a friend.

"I hope Ranma-kun will be okay," Moka said with a sigh, as she jotted down her notes. She then looked up at the pink full Moon.

"Ranma…"

Suddenly, an object comes flying through the window.

WEEEEE-KRISH!

"Ah!" Moka said, as she suddenly stands up. Was she being attacked…?"

"SQUEE!"

Moka turns to see a black piglet cowering in a corner.

"Huh?"

A tiny bat rises up to Moka's eye-level from outside.

"Excuse me, have you see a little pig?" asked the bat.

Quickly, Moka covers the little piglet with her body.

"Um, no," Moka said with a grin. "Why do you ask?"

"I was showing him around the school," the bat said, as he fluttered his wings. "Oh, well. Chu…"

And with that, the tiny flutters away.

Moka breathes a sigh of relief, as she turns towards the piglet.

"BWEE!" the piglet squealed. Ever since he managed to track Ranma down to this place, he has seen one horrific situation after another. Plus, with the school full of monsters, the piglet prayed that he'd get out that place alive, or, at least intact…

"Aww," Moka said, as she smiles a toothy grin. "Aren't you a cute one."

"BWEE!" the piglet squeals, thinking that the end was nigh for him…

The next day…

"Aw, come on!" Kurumu said, as she drags Yukari back to school building, while the younger girls was tied in a knot formation that would make a sadomasochist blush. "You just got to help me study."

"I don't wanna!" the witchling cried out.

"Oh, stop being such a baby and tutor me-"

BUMP!

"Huh?" Kurumu said, as she realized that she has bumped into Ranma. "Oh, Ranma, how are you?"

"…"

"Ranma?"

Ranma began to drone, as he quoted math formulas…

"Wow," Yukari said, as she escapes her bonds. She always like the magic done by escape artists.

"That's some advance stuff he's spouting…"
Ranma continues to drone on, and on…and on.

"Is he a zombie?" Kurumu said with worry. If Ranma were to be her mate someday, being partially dead would not do.

"Hmmm," Yukari said, as she takes out her magnifying glass. She then peers through it while looking at Ranma…

"Well?" Kurumu said impatiently.

"Nope, just over-exhaustion," Yukari said, as she puts away her lens.

"Ah, then let me give Ranma a proper wake-up call," Kurumu said, as she begins to put the moves on him…and failed utterly.

"HAHAHAHAHA!" Yukari laughed. "It looks like you'll be going out of the succubus business!"

"I'm NOT washed up!" Kurumu yells. "It just that there is something wrong with Ranma."

"Yeah, sure," Yukari said, as she takes a bullhorn from pocket space, and-
BLEEEET!

"Gah!" Ranma yelled, as he jumped up.

BAM!

And stuck partway in the ceiling.

"Mmmph!"

"See?" Yukari said with a smile.

"How come what YOU did worked, while what I did…didn't?" Kurumu asked.

"He's a girl half the time, remember? And between you and Miss Ririko being perverted all the time, Ranma-kun is used to it. Hence, a need to have a new stimuli to wake him up."

"Ah, well, um…AT LEAST I'M NOT FLATCHESTED!"

"And you say you want MY help?"

"Oh, please?" Kurumu begged.

POP!

Ranma manages to pull himself free.

"Hey, what the big idea is THAT for?" Ranma complained.

"You were sleep walking," Kurumu said.

"And you were talking in your sleep, Ranma-kun," Yukari said.

"Oh," Ranma said, as he rubs his head. "That crazy tutor got me up all night doing some weird stuff."

"She didn't-?" Kurumu said with worry. She wanted to be Ranma's "first". She could tell that he was still a virgin base upon his scent…
"Huh?" Ranma said, as he suddenly felt as if there was a target on his back. "No! She's been tutoring me, but they way she goes about it…ugh."

"Well, I can tutor you still, if you want," Yukari said.

"Forget it. And besides, based on what Moka has told me, Kurumu could use the help."

"So, what are you going to do now?" Kurumu asked.

"Moka said she has almost finished writing her tutorial for me," Ranma said, as he turns to leave. "So, I'm going to see her in a bit."

And with that, Ranma enters the school building.

"Humph," Kurumu said in a huff. "I bet this is just some plan to steal Ranma-kun for herself!"

"Whatever," Yukari said. "Come, let's go get some tutoring."

Kurumu's eyes light up, as she clasped her hands.

"You really mean it?"

"Yes," Yukari said. "Otherwise, you'll just pester me some more about it…"

Meanwhile, Moka was waiting in the hall of the main school building, with her nearly finished tutorial notebook.

"I really hope Ranma-kun likes it," Moka said to herself.

"Like what?" said a voice.

Moka turns towards the source, hoping that Ranma was speaking to her. Instead, it was Miss Ririko, who was adjusting her glasses.

"Er, nothing, Miss Ririko," Moka said shyly.

"Let me be the judge of THAT," Miss Ririko said, as she snatches the notebook from her hands.

"Wait-" Moka said.

"Ah, how cute," Miss Ririko said, as she flips through the pages. "A student thinking she could be a teacher…"

"But…but…"

"Listen, and listen well: you are not a teacher, I am," Ririko said, as she tosses the notebook into Moka's face.

Whap!

"Ah!"

"And besides, if you WERE effective at what you were trying to do, Ranma-kun wouldn't have come to me in the first place."

"But…but you tricked him into accepting your offer!"

"Perhaps, but at least I did so for the sake of his FUTURE, not for mere friendship-"

"Hey, what's going on?" Ranma said, as he enters the scene.

"Nothing but girl-talk," Miss Ririko said with a smile.

"It's nothing, Ranma," Moka said, as she looks away.

"You're sure?"

Moka turns fully towards Ranma.

"It's okay, Ranma-kun," Moka said with a smile. "I just wanted to tell you that I'm almost done with your notebook."

"Oh, okay," Ranma said with a sigh. He then turns towards Miss Ririko, who was grinning like a cat that just ate the canary.

"Are you-?"

"Yes, Ranma-kun, I'm free," Miss Ririko smiled pleasantly.

"Humph," Ranma said. "Let's go…"

"Gladly," Miss Ririko said, as she takes Ranma by the arm.

"Ranma, I'll be done soon," Moka said in a hopeful manner.

Ranma turns back towards Moka.

"That's okay," Ranma said. "If you can't finish in time for the exam, I understand."

And with that, Moka is alone in the hallway. However, there was a look of determination on her face.

"No," Moka said to herself. "I said I would help Ranma study, and, by gosh I will!"

And, with that, Moka runs to the Newspaper Club with notebook in hand.

More time goes by, and Ranma, under the watch of his tutor, works hard to memorize the math formulas that he needs to know for the exam.

"My," Miss Rriko said, as she leans all over Ranma's back. "You should be properly rewards with your diligence."

"Er, thanks," Ranma said, as he sweated bullets.

"And you're scent," Miss Ririko said, as she sniffs. "I don't know what it is, but you're making me SO horny-!"

Now, Ranma could take many things. He could deal with powerful fighters and magical weirdoes all day. Heck, he stayed at Youkai Academy in spite of its bizarreness. However, when it comes to sexual harassment on the level of a Tatewaki Kuno or, gasp, a Hipposai, enough was enough. And so…

"That's it," Ranma said, as he stood up. He began to pack up his things.

"But…wait-" Miss Ririko had said.

"Look, I appreciate what you are trying to do, but…GEEZE. Enough is enough."

"But…I haven't given you your last lesson yet."

"Last lesson?" Ranma asked.

"Of course. Can you at least allow me to give it to you, before you go?"

"Well…fine, but no funny business," Ranma said, as he sits back down.

"Oh, I always take teaching seriously, Ranma-kun," Miss Ririko said ominously…

In the student room area, Moka could hear Ranma scream.

"ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH-!"

"Ranma?" Moka said, as she begins to run towards Miss Ririko's room. "Ranma!"

Back in Miss Ririko's room, something that looked like flower petals was clamped down on Ranma's head. The "flower" part was attached to the tail end of a giant serpent, which was the lower half of Miss Ririko's body.

"Take it!" Miss Ririko said cheerfully. "Take it all-!"

A current of some kind went from Ririko and into Ranma's head.

"Arggh-!"

Later on, Ranma would learn that Miss Ririko was a "Lamia", a creature known for its seduction…

BAM!

"Ranma!" Moka yelled, as she burst into the classroom.

Miss Ririko and Ranma see Moka standing in the doorway.

"Get out of my classroom!" Miss Ririko yelled. "You're interrupting my tutoring!"

"You call THIS tutoring?" Ranma yells, as he tries to pull himself free. He was sorely tempted to use more intense measures to resolve this situation-

FLIP!

Mizore leaps into the classroom from above.

"It looks like you guys need help," Mizore said, as she suckled on her lollipop.

"You think?" Ranma yells.

"Mizore-chan-!" Moka began to say.

"Right," Mizore said, as she blew a gust of freezing wind at the Lamia, forcing Miss Ririko to let her student go.

"Ahhh-!"
"Thanks," Ranma said, as he rubbed his head. "Yeesh."

He then turns towards Miss Ririko.

"Thanks, but I think I'll take my chance with my friends," Ranma said, as he glances over towards Moka. "Notebook or not."

"Ranma," Moka said with a sigh.

"How dare you forgo your responsibilities as a student!" Miss Ririko said, as she rushes Ranma. "Come back here-!"

Ranma sighs, as he removes Moka's silver cross around his friend's neck. Sure, he could do something about being attacked, but he DID learn something during all those tutoring. So, on that basis, he owes Miss Ririko…somewhat. Still, she needed to be put down in some fashion, so-

FLASH!

"Kick her ass," Ranma said, as he leaves the class. "Mizore, let's go."

"Um, okay," Mizore said, as she followed her friend.

"Feh, whatever," Moka-sama said, as she stares at Miss Ririko. "But don't think I'm doing this for YOU, stud."

"Whatever!" Ranma said, as he calls back.

"Humph!" Moka-sama said with growl.

"Wh-what's this?" Miss Ririko said, as she felt the power coming from Moka-sama.

"Now," Moka-sama said, as she cracked her knuckles. "Oh, yes. I'm going to teach you a lesson on respect for education, not this mockery you call teaching."

"We'll see about that!" Miss Ririko said, as she rushes at Moka-sama. "Yahhhh-HA-!"

KICK!

BAM!

"Ehhhhh," Miss Ririko said in a daze while on the floor of her classroom.

"How was it?" Moka-sama said. "Did you learn well?"

"I learned VERY well," Miss Ririko said. "Ohhhhhh…"

The next day…

"Damn it!" Ranma said, as he pounds his head on his desk.

Moka sticks her head out the window.

"What's the matter, Ranma-kun?"

"I don't know if Miss Ririko did something to me or not, but I completely forgot everything that I learned," Ranma said.

"Well, maybe you just need to jog your memory?"

"Well, how? The test is tomorrow, and, if I don't pass the math portion, it's back to Miss Ririko's room. Ugh. I can't take another day of her, let alone three weeks."

"Well, she's been acting a bit better since yesterday," Kurumu said, as she stuck her head out the window.

"Yeah, well…it ain't going to help me now, you know."

"Then, we can all study together?" Moka said, as she shows Ranma the notebook tutorial she had made for him.

Ranma takes the notebook, and flips through the pages until he saw a note on the last page:

Good luck on the math exam! Moka.

Ranma sighs.

"Moka, I…want to apologize," Ranma said.

"What for?" Moka asked.

"For being selfish and acting crazy. If I had been paying attention, I would have realized that I should have more faith in my friends."

"Tell me about it," Mizore said, as she sticks her head out of the same window. "I have to keep an eye on you all the time, in order to make sure you stay out of trouble, Ranma."

"Mizore, you keep an eye on ME regardless," Ranma replied.

"Heh," Mizore said, as she blushes slightly.

"At any rate, let's try and get one more shot at studying," Ranma said. "What do you all say?"

"Count me," Moka said enthusiastically.

"Me, too," Kurumu replied.

"I'm game," Mizore interjects.

"Good, then let's do this!" Ranma proclaims.

"Yay!"

And so it went.

Miraculously, Ranma did pass his math exam with a solid "B" grade. The only one to fail was Kurumu, who paid more attention to Ranma than to her studies. Still, her overall grades were much better than Gin's, so her "extra lessons" with Miss Ririko were much shorter than Gin's. Nevertheless, Ranma was looking forward to summer vacation, since it meant that he could return home.

Tbc.


Next Time: After a brief, yet painful, visit to Nerima Prefecture, Ranma goes on a camping excursion with his schoolmates from the Youkai Academy, where they run into another witch…with deadly results! See then!