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Sam Puckett Updates: (SamLovesHam) – 'Spring Fling chiz'
Hi. Sam here. Carly was begging me to write a blog. So I was like "but i've got no gossip, and honestly I just dont want to" and she was like "You can write about the Spring fling girls choice dance. I was like " Yeah... what ever" …
To be honest I think Carly was hoping I would talk about how wonderful The spring fling is amazing and everyone should go, and if you dont you will forever be a social outcast .
But i'm going to do this my way.
I dont like Girls choice dances because. Girls are better than guys, so Guys should ask us out. Here are 5 reasons why girls are better than boys.
1. "That time of the month" works as a great excuse for EVERYTHING. Example.
"Fredbag? Get me a soda!" "Get it your self!" "But it's that time of the month again, and the
cramps hurt so much, I can barley stand... Please Fredddieee.."
2. We live longer. BECAUSE we have higher power above them
3. Its as sexy as hell to be a Daddy's girl. Its just plain Gay to be a mommys boy. Freddie is a living example of that.
4. We can cry our way out of speeding tickets. Can you Men do that? Eh no.
5. If we were on the titanic. We would get off first. ADIOS!
Thats my personal opinion. Everyone has an opinion, but yours is just stupid and mine Is right. I think schools should never have Girls choice dances. Because THEY ARE STUPID!
So if you want a date with Mama, you gotta ask me. And pay. And buy me a smoothie. And it helps if your good looking and dont bore me to death.
But just for Carly I think should say:
Hi! I'm Sam Puckett! A'rnt you all SOOO excited for the SPRING FLING omg omg omg! Everyone soo has to go. Its going to be like... The social event of the like.. YEAR! Tickets will be on sale tomorrow. So go on girls! Go find those lucky guys.
Happy Carls? Right back to me. That wasnt a very long blog, so I thought I'd write a blog about what I like in a Guy, so next time we have a school dance where it ISNT GIRLS CHOICE, you know if your good enough to ask me :D
Mindly intelligent I guess.
Similar interests
I think manliness and masculinity is very sexy
Can make me laugh
Adventurous
Fun
He'll always offer to pay
he'll ask where I want to go first
He'll listen to me no matter how stupid what i'm saying is.
He has to be enable to get on with my Cat frothy.
He wont wear stripes every living second. Gawd I hate stripes.
Has to be friendly towards my bestfriends Carly and Freddie, If he did anything to offend them i'd mess his face up so bad no other girl would ever want him.
Thats all I can think of at the moment.
BYE!
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Comments: (60)
Valerie Atkinson says: (IloveSkirts)
OMG! I am so excited! HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE girls choice dances! I know who i'm going to ask :)
Carly Shay says: (partygirl101)
Sam. This isnt what I meant by write a blog about the Spring fling! I'm on the committee! And I said I would advertise! Not-make-people-not-want-to-go-EVER-to-any-girls-choice-dance-any-school-holds.
Sam Puckett says: (SamLovesHam)
Well thats just my opinion. And I did advertise. Sort of.
Gibby Gibson says: (ShirtlessBoy)
So which one of you lucky ladies are going to ask me? Sam? Carly? Valerie?
Sam Puckett says: (SamLovesHam)
Not in a million years. And if we were the last people on earth. And there were no Goats. Are there Goats?
Gibby Gibson says: (ShirtlessBoy)
No theres no goats
Sam Puckett says: (SamLovesHam)
still no.
Gibby Gibson says: (ShirtlessBoy)
Valerie?
Valerie Atkinson says: (IloveSkirts)
Erm Sorry Gib. I'm going to ask someone else
Gibby Gibson says: (ShirtlessBoy)
Carly?
Carly Shay says: (Partygirl101)
Well... Sorry i'm going with Griffin..
Gibby Gibson says: (ShirtlessBoy)
oh...
Freddie Benson says: (Techwiz)
Anyone going to ask me?
Maybe a certain Sam...?
Carly Shay says: (Partygirl101)
Aw...
Sam Puckett says: (SamLovesHam)
hmh.. well you dont look half bad in a tux. But I dont think you really filled the criteria for being worthy of going to a dance with me, plus The MIGHTY CAPTAIN Sam can not be seen with a dork. Plus your dancing is just embarresing.
Freddie Benson says: (Techwiz)
Mindly intelligent I guess. CHECK
Similar interests CHECK
I think manliness and masculinity is very sexy CHECK
Can make me laugh CHECK
Adventurous Maybe not
Fun CHECK
He'll always offer to pay CHECK
he'll ask where I want to go first CHECK
He'll listen to me no matter how stupid what i'm saying is CHECK
He has to be enable to get on with my Cat frothy CHECK
He wont wear stripes every living second. Gawd I hate stripes. Mabe not
Has to be friendly towards my bestfriends Carly and Freddie, If he did anything to offend them i'd mess his face up so bad no other girl would ever want him CHECK
Thats 10 out of 12, thats pretty good.
Valerie Atkinson says: (IloveSkirts)
Come on SAAAAAM!
Wendy Jenkins says: (IloveGossipingto)
C'mon!
Sam Puckett says: (SamLovesSam)
Well I wasnt planning on going to the dance, so you would have stayed home with me anyway, so I guess I mays well go with you.
Freddie Benson says: (Techwiz)
wooooohhhhooo! I'VE GOT A DATE WITH SAM!
Carly Shay says: (Partygirl101)
woah, dave ja vu...
Sam Puckett says: (SamLovesHam)
Dave ja vu? Isnt that a Tv program?
Calm Down buckaroo, if you carry on like that you'll be going to the dance, dateless and a black eye.
says: (RidgeWayGossipGirl)
Noone worry about the thing, it will blow over quickly. hopefully.
In the meantime I need someone to cover the school spring fling dance, and the annual Basket ball game the day after... so who's willing to do those two stories?
Wendy Jenkins says: (IloveGossipingtoo)
MEEEEE! I will!
Carly Shay says: (Partygirl101)
So which Ridge-way pupil are you?
Says: (RidgewayGossipGirl)
I cant tell you, only me and Spencer know. No one else can.
Its the whole Fun thing about this, and you'd probably all kill me as soon as you find out who I am.
Rip Off Rodney Taylor says: (IripYouOff)
Yeah, thats probably true. This website has exposed secrets about everyone.
Carly
Sam
Freddie
Spencer
Valerie
Pete
Griffin
Me
Wendy
Gibby
Wow isnt this website getting kinda popular?
Shelby Marx says: (FightingGirl1)
Yeah I know! 50,000 views, It's been a feature item on E! News and splashface a lot in these past couple weeks.
Nevel Papperman says: (IhateIcarly2)
MWAAA HAHAHA! Di
d you 'Ridgeway Gossip Girl' Like being HACKED! Haha.. sadly my plan didnt work thought... the site is still running and gettting more popular.
Sam Puckett says: (SamLovesHam)
Oh Great, Nevel just shattered my dreams.
Carly Shay says: (partygirl101)
How?
Sam Puckett says: (SamLovesHam)
I'd had a dream, he dropped of the face of the earth and took his site with him. Too bad, it was only a dream.
Nevel Papperman says: (IhateIcarly2)
Why are you so mean to me!
Carly Shay says: (Partygirl101)
Mean? If you wanna see mean, you should have been their when the Lunch lady cancelled Mexican Mondays. Pheww, it was a sight. Definitely worth 6 weeks detention.
Sam Puckett says: (SamLovesHam)
Get your facts right Shay, it was only 4 weeks.
Spencer Shay says: (NayShayYouWillPay)
Heeey! Havnt commented in a while. Sorry. Carly MADE me do some ''work'' on sculptures, because for the past 5 weeks or so I sort of … didnt do anything, and with Sam to feed, which is the equivalent to 8 grown men, and Carlys long showers, which is the equivalent to a water bill for a family of 8, I had to earn some money fast, and dont forget all the electricity all of Freddies Nerd equipment uses. You know from only my apartment I could probably, Feed, Bathe and give electricity to atleast 3 poor families in Africa?
Sam Puckett says: (SamLovesHam)
I dont eat that much!
Freddie Benson says: (TechWiz)
Says the girl who can out eat most grown men... twice.
And its not NERD equitment!
Carly Shay says: (Partygirl101)
And I only take long showers when i'm upset!
Spencer Shay says: (NayShayYouWillPay)
Well thats what you get when you date bad boys like Griffin! Oh and Gibby told me that you were going with Griffin to the Spring Fling!
Carly Shay says: (Partygirl101)
GIBBY! That was meant to be a secret...
Freddie Benson says: (TechWiz)
haha, its like that time you wouldnt let Gibby eat the last pop-sickle in the fridge so he wrote your number in one of the stalls in the boys bathroom.
Carly Shay says: (Partygirl101)
WHAT!
Gibby Gibson says: (ShirtlessBoy)
I didnt mean to! I had the red marker in my hand, I wanted a pop-sickle... everything just went so fast, and before I knew it it was written in huge red permament letters along the stall door. I'm sorry CARLY!
Sam Puckett says: (SamLovesHam)
GOOOOD ONE! High five GIBAY!
Carly Shay says: (partygirl101)
Sam! This is not the time!
Shane Dawson says: (Avdude)
Hey, whats all this site about? Looks cool.
Sam Puckett says: (SamLovesHam)
You may be hot, but your a nerd. By far the 2nd nerdiest boy I've ever met.
Freddie Benson says: (Techwiz)
He's hot? Didnt we go through this whole fiasco before? You two fighting, elevator broken, Shane goes boom boom down elevator shaft.
Carly Shay says: (Partygirl101)
Yeah Shanes totally hot.
Wendy Jenkins says: (IloveGossipingToo!)
Duh!
Rip Off Rodney Taylor says: (IripYouOff)
Whats so hot about him?
Sam Puckett says: (SamLovesHam)
He looks nothing like you.
Rip Off Rodney Taylor says: (IripYouOff)
Hurtfull...
Nevel Papperman says: (IhateIcarly2)
You know Freddie, your so lucky you get to hang out with two hot chicks everyday. All I have is a stuffed animal Frog which I named gilbert when I was 4 because I thought Gilbert was a type of frog who ate people...
Pete Hawkins says: (IhaveABoat)
Yeah! Minus the whole thing about the frogs.
But Freddie you get to Hang out with two hot chicks ALL THE TIME! Your even taken one to the SPRING FLING! Luccckkkyyy!
Shane Dawson says: (Avdude)
Yeah, i'm just going with Valerie Atkinson...
Valerie Atkinson says: (IloveSkirts)
Your saying I'm not Hot
Shane Dawson says: (Avdude)
No! I didnt mean it like that.
Sam Puckett says: (SamLovesHam)
Look Shanes been on Ridge-ways gossip girl for less than 10 minutes and Its already screwing up his love life.
This discussion is now over.
