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Sooooo? Like it? I only got one review for that chapter! So not cool. And I forgot to add Emmet humor in the last chapter. This chappie will totally have some! Please puh-LEEEAAZAZZEEE review! Enjoy! Oh! And there's going to be a lemon.

Previously…

My eyes popped wide open and my jaw dropped when I saw Alice standing there, tapping her foot and crossing her arms.

"You got some 'splainin' to do."

"What?" I asked, trying to sound innocent.

"You." She said, pointing to me, "Me," She added sternly, pointing to herself. "Dorm. Now." She ordered. This was the most serious I had ever seen her. There was no smile or giggle whatsoever present. I looked back to see if Edward was still on the stage, he wasn't.

I love you, Edward. I whispered to him in my head.

She drug me, walking so fast I almost fell face-first. She basically stomped her way through the corridors and yanked open our door and slammed it just as quickly once I w as in. "Sit." She ordered, pointing her delicate finger at the bed.

I obeyed quickly and plopped down. "So." I said.

"What is this?" She shrieked as he picked up a piece of my hair which was completely messed up. It looked like bed-head. Or sex-head. "Either you just woke up or you were just fucking your teacher!" She shrieked.

"Alice! Keep it down!"

Then, after staring at my shorts which were even on backwards and my shirt that was wrinkly, her angry face disappeared. A smile, a giggle, and sparkling in her eyes replaced her frown and furrowed brows.

"Was he good?" He asked in a completely different voice. The normal Alice voice.

"W-what?"

"Edward. Was he good?" She repeated. I found myself blushing and looking down in embarrassment.
"Yes or no, Bells." She giggled.
"Yes."

She giggled and bounced up and down. "Awwh! Do you love him?"

"Yes." I stated truthfully.

"Oh my gosh!! That's so awesome!" She exclaimed.

Just then, our door slammed open. Only to reveal Emmet's smiling face walk in.

"Word on da street is that Bella had a little hanky panky." When he said hanky panky, he thrust his lower region back and forth. Alice and him laughed as I just scowled and gasped.

"Emmet!" I shouted.

"Don't worry Bella. Emmet is the best secret-keeper in the world. Besides, he's my brother." (Yeah I'm changing that. Emmet and Alice are going to be siblings. It will fit perfectly throughout the rest of the story. So Alice Brandon is now Alice McCarty.)

"Yep!" He said, putting an arm around Alice's shoulders. "I wouldn't dare tell a secret of sister's best friend. Mainly because she would hunt me down and cheerfully beat me to death but yeah…" He trailed off. We all laughed.

"Okay." I said.

"Just make sure that your eggo isn't prego." Alice slapped him hard and he just laughed. His smile was so adorable and infectious I couldn't help but laugh with him.

"Shut up you beast!"

He popped his collar. "Dude. I am the beast. Even in the play! Right Bells?" He said with a wink.

"Hey! So what's up with you and Rose?" Alice asked quickly and sing-song like.

"Oh I dumped her. I found out that that little slut had slept with almost every guy in the school." He said coolly.

"Awwh! I'm sorry!" Alice said, hugging him tightly.

"Sheesh sis, it's fine. I was going to dump her anyways. She so fucking clingy." He said with another laugh.

"So anyways! Back to the other conversation."

"Oh yeah! Preggo eggos." Emmet said, winking at me.

"Stop it!" Alice shrieked. "Just get out! You're not helping matters whatsoever! Go. Shoo! Be gone!" She squealed as she pushed him out of our room.

"Bye Bells." He called from the door.

"Okay." She said, turning around and leaning up against the door. "Are you going to fuck him more?"

I hung my head again, blushing. "I'll take that as a yes." She chirped.
"Is that a bad thing?" I asked quietly.

"Nah. I've done worse. I lost my virginity to Emmet." She stated, very bluntly and truthfully.

"W-what? Your…brother Emmet?"

She nodded. "Yeah. We were both 18 and we were still virgins. I was scared it would hurt and he wanted to fuck. So he offered to fuck me softly so it wouldn't hurt and then he could get his hardcore fucking out of me." She said.

(Sorry for another AN but for those of you who hate this whole…Emmet and Alice thing…please don't be mad at me. I needed them both to have a strange sort of connection and that was what popped into my mind.)

"Do you…stillhave sex with him?" I asked curiously.

"Ew god no. Nope it was just a one night stand. But he's a really awesome brother. I love him." She said sweetly.

"That's sweet." I said, mesmerized by her beauty and honesty.

She nodded. "Yeah." She looked at the clock and then sighed. "We should probably get some sleep."

I nodded and walked to the bathroom to shower. Alice was already in bed by the time I had finished taking a shower and getting dressed.

I quietly slipped under the covers in the bed beside hers and slowly drifted into a peaceful slumber.

He beckoned me to come closer with his index finger. I walked slowly and surely as I walked, naked, over to the man who I loved.

Without a word, his index finger trailed down my breasts, making a slow circle around my hard nipples, and then traced my stomach. He slid his finger father down my body, stopped when it reached my clit. He began to slowly rub amazing circles on my nub as I cried out his name.

"Edward." I moaned.

"Tell me what you want, Bella." He whispered against my pussy. His nose was rubbing my folds teasingly.

"Oh god." I moaned. "Please."
"Please what."

"Please fuck me." I said louder, not being able to stand his nose almost sliding inside of me.

He then unbuttoned his pants and ripped them off to reveal his erection straining proudly against his boxers. I moaned again at the sight of his amazing length and then I grabbed his ass to pull him closer to me.

"Patience, Bella."

I huffed and then gasped as he rubbed my clit with his dick, thrusting slowly then gradually getting faster.

"Faster Edward!" I moaned.

He abruptly stopped and I pouted.
"You're orgasm will be better this way." He replied to my pouting.

He then slammed inside of me with all of his might. I involuntarily gripped his shoulders and dug my nails into his back so hard that there was probably going to be bruises.

"God Bella!" He groaned between his thrusts. "You're- so fucking –t-tight!" He moaned.

The noises that he let out were so sexy that I joined him.

"Harder Edward. Fuck me harder." I ordered, tilting my head back, closing my eyes, and arching my back to meet his thrusts.

He obeyed and gripped my hips, rocking them back and forth with his every thrust.

"Oh god I'm going to come!" I shouted, feeling the ball of pleasure in my core begin to explode as he hit my best spot. "Oh god right there Edward! Harder. Come on! Fuck me hard!" I shouted.

"Come with me Bella! Ugh yes! Fuck!"

"Ugh ugh AhhhH!! Fuck yeah!" We both screamed as we both came inside of each other.

He fell on top of my body and tucked his head on my shoulder. We both lied there for a long time, listening to each other's heart beats and heavy breathing.

"Well." Her voice said to me. "Somebody was having a vivid dream last night." She mused.

Haha. Like the end? I love this chapter. I love to write lemons and humor. Especially Emmet humor. And yes. The preggo eggo joke is in fact, from the movie Juno. But anyways…please review! Please! I'm begging you! And sorry it took so long for me to update. School takes a lot of time. And I'm sick. So I'm actually in bed writing this on my laptop. So please review to show your appreciation! Thanks! –Sickie Taylor xoxox….OH I ALMOST FORGOT! The song of the day is Love Story by Taylor Swift. NOW REVIEW!!