"Last time on Total Drama All Stars," Chris said as he lay back in a large soft chair, and took a sip of lemonade "We went to Australia, and the contestants faced their most epic challenge yet. During the challenge, Lucy was attacked by a wild kangaroo, and Tristan saved her life. Possibly changing the way she thought of him along the way. They won the challenge, and before the Blue Jays could eliminate somebody, Randy betrayed his alliance. Not liking how close Saddiq and Alissa were, Randy got the others the vote Saddiq off, and even got Maddie to waste her immunity idol. Wow this guy is totally evil. I don't even think he's going to last long after all that. Now with only nine contestants left, will the drama increase, or will everything be all suckish? Take your pick, but only after watching today's awesome episode of Total Drama All Stars!"

First Class- Flamingos

"I think he's coming to!" A voice said. "Tristan, are you, uh, up now? Please get up!"

"Ow…my head hurts…" Tristan groaned as he rubbed his head.

Danisha, Lucy, and Michael were surrounding him, as he slowly began to awaken. He had been knocked out for over a day now, after getting kicked by that kangaroo in Australia. He picked himself up slightly in the chair he was propped in, but winced in pain during the process.

"Oh, you're up." Lucy said. "Are you okay?"

"Not really…where are we?" Tristan asked quietly.

"We're in the First Class!" Lucy replied happily. "We won because of you!"

"We did!" Tristan replied, his mood brightening. "Who went home on the other team?"

"We haven't seen them yet, so we don't know." Danisha answered. "We did hear a lot of screaming tough about "betrayal" and crap."

"Sounds juicy." Tristan replied.

"Thank you for saving my life yesterday." Lucy said. "I really appreciate it, even after all those things I said about you yesterday."

"I wasn't going to let you die." Tristan said. "I need you on this- I mean we need you on this team."

"Just…thank you anyways." Lucy replied and she hugged him.

[Confessional: Lucy: "There just might be a chance that I was wrong about him. I don't know yet."]

"So I think I'm going to sleep some more." Tristan said. "My head feels like hell."

"Okay, guys let's leave the hero in peace." Lucy said as she and the other two walked away.

Loser Class- Blue Jays

"Oh no!" Maddie screamed as she tripped over something metal. Someone had caught her before she hit the ground.

That something she tripped over was a tin can that read "Blue Jays suck ass". The person who caught her was Chasen, but he had grabbed her butt while doing so. As they both noticed this, they blushed.

"Uh…thank you for…that." Maddie said.

"You're w-welcome." Chasen said, still holding on to her.

"You can let go of me now/" Maddie said. "I'm not falling anymore."

"Oh yeah, sorry about that." Chasen said as he let go of her. He turned around to see if Leticia had seen any of this, luckily she hadn't. But someone else did.

After watching this scenario, Randy walked towards Alissa, who was alone in a corner upset. She was clearly upset about her best friend being voted off.

"You still mad?" Randy asked. "Get over it already, we need to work on our next plan."

"Why the hell are you even talking to me?" Alissa replied angrily. "I wish you were dead, you lying bastard."

"Hey that's no way to talk to your alliance member." Randy said.

"We are in no alliance." Alissa spat at him.

"Okay, I don't see how that'll get you anywhere in this game, but oh well." Randy replied.

"What do you mean?"

"Those other three idiots know you were trying to get rid of them, so once they deal with Randy, you'll be next." Randy explained to her.

"Even if we were in an alliance, we're still at a disadvantage." Alissa said. "There are three of them, and two of us, so it wouldn't make a difference. You should have gotten rid of Chasen first, and then acted like the asshole you are to have gotten rid of Saddiq."

"Randy likes to take risks." Randy replied. "Luckily I have a plan though to keep us both in the game."

"What is it?" Alissa asked.

"Randy noticed just right now that Chasen has a thing for Maddie." Randy explained.

"But he's with Leticia, and I'm pretty sure they're in love or something." Alissa said.

"Exactly, he's in love with both of them!" Randy explained some more. "Now we just need to make it so that Chasen cheats on Leticia with her. She finds out, gets pissed, and Maddie's out in the next elimination ceremony. Then Chasen, and then we can just vote Leticia off."

"Wow, you really are smart." Alissa said. "Too smart, that's why I don't trust you."

"Getting rid of you anytime soon will be a stupid move." Randy said. "You can trust me until the merge, maybe even longer."

[Confessional: Alissa: "He's lying to me…but do I really have any other choice? I know I'm going to regret this someday."]

"Fine, you go get your matchmaking skills ready." Alissa replied.

All of a sudden the plane made a big jerk, obviously meaning that the plane had landed.

"Maybe a little later, let's head outside." Randy said.

Paris

"Omg we're in Paris!" Danisha squealed. "I can't wait to start this shopping challenge!"

"Do I really look like I would let you guys enjoy yourselves with a shopping challenge?" Chris asked in awe. "You kids are really dumb. Don't you know me by now?"

"It better be a shopping challenge!" Danisha said angrily.

"Well too bad it's not, so deal with it." Chris replied.

Chris, Yin, and the nine contestants stood in front of large, brown and gold building. It had fancy French writing for its sign, but you could tell it was a restaurant due to the aroma dwelling from inside it. The plane was nearby, and so were a whole bunch of mimes.

"This place is so romantic, isn't it sweetie pie?" Leticia asked Chasen.

"Yes it is honey, only if Chris would let us have a romantic dinner here." Chasen replied.

Randy looked at them and rolled his eyes.

"Chris can we just get to the challenge, Randy just wants to win." Randy said.

"I was getting to it, but all the distractions!" Chris replied. "For today's challenge you'll, well let me show you instead."

Chris walked towards the restaurant, and the other followed behind him. Once inside, the aroma of food strongly increased. It was one of the best things any of them, except for Chris, had smelled in their lives. Michael and Alissa drooled at just the smell, while some of the contestant's stomachs started to growl.

Inside the restaurant were many tables, utensils, flowers, etc. It was the kind of restaurant rich people went to. Everyone was impressed instead of Chris and Chasen, who have obviously been to such a place before.

"This place is amazing Chris!" Lucy said. "Too bad there's nobody here. We can't get the full experience."

"If you knew how much it cost for nobody to be here…well there's going to be no dinner for the next three days." Chris said.

The contestants all groaned, and Danisha stuck up the middle finger at Chris.

"The good news is that you can eat all the food you want in today's challenge!" Chris said. "You all will have to eat Paris's most famous delinquencies. Most of you will find some of them disgusting; while others may love it so much you may not want to stop eating. As you can see there's a large variety of like and dislike with this food."

"This sounds simple." Randy said. "Chris you keep coming up with easy challenges, it's just sad"

"Yet you lose these so called easy challenges, so keep your trap shut!" Chris snapped. "Whoever is the last person left on their team who is still eating wins their team First Class and…an immunity idol!"

The contestants all cheered happily, this was just what they needed.

[Confessional: Randy: "There really couldn't be a more perfect timing."]

[Confessional: Maddie: "I really need this, since I wasted the last one! This time I promise I'll take better care of it, just like for my albino Pikachu."]

[Confessional: Chasen: "This is my challenge to win, the others should just quit right now while they still have the chance."]

[Confessional: Danisha: "I WANT ONE!"]

"Yes, now you all are all excited." Chris said. "Yin, bring out the first meal!"

Yin walked from the kitchen, pushing a cart with three trays on it. As she got closer, what the contestants saw almost made them all gag.

Challenge

"What is that crap?" Tristan asked dizzily, a little from the sight of that food and from the kangaroo kick.

"That's your first meal, like I just said." Chris said annoyed.

One the three trays were caviar, otherwise known as fish eggs.

"This is fish eggs, I use this term because most of you are too stupid to know what caviar means." Chris said. "Tristan, Chasen, and Lucy, you three have to eat it."

"I hate fish, there's no way I'm eating that." Tristan said, backing up a bit.

"Those are little baby fish!" Lucy shrieked. "They could have grown up and enjoyed life, but they didn't even get to start it because of you EVIL PEOPLE!"

"Calm down girl, it tastes good you should try it." Chasen said as he sat down and began to eat. "Wow, this is the best caviar I've ever tasted!"

"That's sick!" Tristan said.

"Actually that's his team even closer to winning." Chris said. "You two sure you don't want some?"

"Yes!" Tristan and Lucy said at the same time.

[Confessional: Chasen: "Wow,"]

"Oh well, Yin bring out the second meal." Chris said.

Suddenly Tristan took Lucy's hand and whispered to her. "You want to sneak out of this place, go sightseeing?"

"We need to stay with our team though." Lucy replied.

"We have Danisha and Michael on our team in a food challenge." Tristan said. "Of course we're going to win."

"That's mean, but you make a good point." Lucy said. "I've always wanted to see the Eifel Tower."

"Let's go there then." Tristan said, and the two of them snuck out of the restaurant.

As they both snuck off, Yin pushed another cart with three new trays on it. On each tray was none other than…

"Time for some escargots!" Chris said aloud. "Or in other words snails. Maddie, Michael, and Alissa, you three have to eat it."

"There's no way in hell I'm eating snails." Alissa said.

"But it's easy, look!" Maddie said as she shoved one into her mouth, shell and all. "See?"

"That's disgusting!" Alissa screamed. "I'm sorry but I just can't eat that."

While she walked quickly away from the tray, Michael gulped some of his snails down. Yin pushed out another cart, this time it had…

"What's that?" Randy asked.

"It's Ratatouille!" Chris said chuckling. "You, Leticia, and Danisha have to eat it."

"No I meant, what is it made of?" Randy asked, poking it with a fork.

"Ew, is it made of rat?" Leticia asked nervously. "I'm not eating rats! That's gross."

"No rat will ever enter the mouth of Randy." Randy said angrily.

"That's your lost then, no immunity idol for either of you." Chris explained.

"Like I could care right now." Randy replied. As he said this Danisha took her plate and quickly ate it.

"That was actually pretty good." She said.

"By the way, Ratatouille isn't made of rats." Chris said, as he laughed some more.

"WHAT?" Randy screamed in rage.

"Guess there are only four of you next, but first, Yin I have a little job for you." Chris said.

Eifel Tower

"Wow look at the view!" Lucy said as she gasped.

The two of them had successfully gotten to the top of the Eifel Tower. Both Tristan and Lucy were looking down while leaning on one of the rails. Tristan seemed to have gotten better.

"It is pretty nice isn't it?" Tristan asked her smiling.

[Confessional: Tristan: "This is counting as a first date. I don't care what anyone else says!"]

"Why are you smiling at me like that?" Lucy asked. "Are you hallucinating again?"

"No, I'm just fine." He replied. "Actually this is the best I felt all season."

[Confessional: Tristan: "Okay that was lame, but girls like that stuff right? RIGHT?"]

"Why are you being so nice to me?" Lucy asked while blushing. "Actually you're being too nice."

"I-I'm sorry for all those things I told you yesterday." Tristan apologized, ignoring her question. "I shouldn't have said any of that."

"I'm not one of those girls." Lucy said starting to get angry. "Just because you're apologizing and complementing me, I'm not going to throw myself at you."

Tristan looked up and grinned. "I know."

Just then Yin grabbed Tristan's shoulder and turned him around. "There two of you are."

"Oh no, they found us!" Lucy said in shock.

"Chris, me find them." Yin spoke into a talkie. "Okay. Chris say you two like lovey stuff, you sing lovey song."

"What?" They both screamed in shock.

DING!

"I'll sing!" Tristan said thinking. "Uh, I don't know what though."

In the sky some fireworks began to go off, giving Tristan a plan. "I know what to sing."

~ "Firework" (("Firework" by Katy Perry)) by Tristan:

Tristan?: Do you ever feel like a plastic bag
Drifting through the wind
Wanting to start again

Do you ever feel, feel so paper thin
Like a house of cards
One blow from caving in

Do you ever feel already buried deep
Six feet under scream
But no one seems to hear a thing

Do you know that there's still a chance for you
Cause there's a spark in you

You just gotta ignite the light
And let it shine
Just own the night
Like the Fourth of July

Cause baby you're a firework
Come on show 'em what you're worth
Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh!"
As you shoot across the sky-y-y

Baby you're a firework
Come on let your colors burst
Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh!"
You're gunna leave 'em fallin' down-own-own! ~

"Aw, t-thank you." Lucy said as she blushed. She leaned forward and gave him a kiss on the cheek. Tristan blushed.

[Confessional: Lucy: "Well that was pretty sweet."]

"N-No problem." Tristan sputtered.

"I don't think anyone has ever done something that nice for me, on live television!" Lucy said.

"Well I meant ever word of it." Tristan said as he continued to blush.

"Okay you people done, let go back now." Yin said. "Me tired of lovey stuff now." After a bit of complaining, they both followed her.

Challenge

"So for the last meal, all you guys have to do is drink a soup that's made with all three of the other dishes!" Chris said with an evil grin on his face.

"I don't think I can eat this…" Maddie said pushing the bowl away. "That dumb immunity idol is not worth dying."

Michael also pushed the bowl away shaking his head.

"Looks like we only have Danisha and Chasen left." Chris explained. "Are both of you going to chicken out as well?"

"Hell no, this shit smells good!" Danisha said. She grabbed the bowl and forced her whole head into it, and there was loud slurping noises made.

"Breathe girl; we don't need anyone else dying on this show!" Chris said quickly.

She took her head out of the bowl, and it was soaked. "Hmm I smell good."

"Are you going to eat Chasen?" Chris asked.

"Yeah." Chasen replied uncertainly. He raised the spoon up to his mouth, and paused. He could smell the gruesome smell of the soup. He gagged a bit in his mouth. "I can't, I have to watch my weight."

"Are you freaking serious?" Randy asked him bewildered.

"Of course I am!" He replied. "Do you think I keep this body this sexy by eating everything?"

"Idiot," Randy said.

"So Chasen's quitting!" Chris said. "Which means, surprisingly, Danisha is the winner of today's challenge and gets an immunity idol!"

"WHAT?" Danisha asked excitedly. "ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THIS IS SO COOL!"

"Yeah whatever," Chris said ignoring her. He handed Danisha her immunity idol, and she took it greedily. "It's obvious that no one's going home today, and since we're running out of time. See you next time on Total Drama All Stars!"

Just to say, I don't think this chapter was very good. I know I could have done a way better job, especially during the challenge. A lot of parts seemed a little cheesy to me, and I apologize for how awkward and disappointing this chapter was. I promise I'll make the next one way better.