Title: Chocolate
Author: KellethMetheus
Spoilers: none
Category: General
Summary: The teams in trouble and its Mckay's fault.
Disclaimer: Not mine but I do now own all of SG-1 and Atlantis I just need to find the time to watch the rest of SGA and keep writing.
Warnings: none
Challenge: 12 Days of Christmas Day 12: Twelve against four…bad odds, how will the team survive?
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Rodney, Ronan, Teyla, and John stared at the eyes that stared back. They were surrounded with no way out.
John raised his hands spoke slowly. "Now everyone just stay calm and we'll get out of this one all right."
"Get out of this, what do you mean! We're surrounded by twelve-"
John took a deep breath trying to not to snap at the other man. "Rodney, you're not helping!"
He looked around and made a decision. "Okay. I need you to take that." He pointed to the object in Rodney's hand, "And throw it over there. Now!"
"B-but it's all that I have and I'm-," Rodney blustered.
John tried to keep the panicking Rodney calm. "You just have to trust me, Rodney."
"Oh yeah, let's just trust you. It's my-" Rodney snarled.
"Just do it or I will throw you," Ronan added, reaching for the scientist.
Teyla stepped in between the two men. "Please, Rodney, do as the Colonel asks. This may be our only chance."
"B-but-"
"No buts, it's your fault we're here in the first place."
"It was just a small piece. I thought I'd share!" Rodney tried to explain.
"You gave an alien animal chocolate and then it grew into a six foot monster. Haven't you seen Gremlins?"
"It didn't grow into a six foot monster. It's still right there." He pointed to the cute fuzzy one. "How was I to know that it would call its friends!"
Rodney sighed, John was right. "It was so cute and it stood up-" All three of his friends looked at him. "So I toss it over there, they will follow the candy, and we can get away. This is a stupid plan."
Teyla, who was tired of the snipping, said, "Do you have a better one, Rodney?"
"No, I don't. Okay, here it goes. One, two, three." He tossed the candy bar and the twenty-four aliens eyes followed it and then ran after it.
The team stayed and watched for a moment before Ronan suggested, "We should go now."
John took one last look at the animals and then said, "Yep, let's go before they decide they want seconds."
They all took off toward the gate at a break neck pace. They were almost their when they heard Rodney go down with a squeal. One of the beasts had come after them.
Ronan and John swung around to shoot it, but when they turned the beast sat squarely on Rodney chest licking his face.
"Well, Rodney, I guess you've made a new friend. Shall we start trade negotiation?" John asked, tying to stifle a laugh. Beside him Teyla and Ronan were in the same boat.
"Get it off of me. It's heavy."
Still snickering, John offered Rodney his hand, helping him to his feet. They headed to the gate returning to Atlantis safe and sound.
Well one more to go I will get it done I just have to figure out which prompt that's left to use. I should have a larger story on the way soon.
