Yello! What's up? There are 3 winners of the bunny! It's a good thing that Bob is a triplet! They are:

Guest (Thanks for the cookie!XD) [You get Bob.]

Alexis102 [you get Bob's sister, bobbette]

lillymist [You get Bob's brother, Bobby.]

CONGRATULATIONS! ;)


"He's my dad's arch nemesis, Dr. Blowhole!"

You can guess how we reacted. Do you think that we:

A) said "meh. That's interesting."

B) laughted our butts off

Or

C) Freaked out and ran away. This girl needs a doctor!

"Oh my God. You're kidding, right?!" If you guessed B, you were right! We thought it was a joke! I was on the floor, rolling around (which, looking back, seems really dumb, even if it WAS a funny name.) Lucy was on the wall, pounding it, laughing, and Jane was... Jane was... Let's just say that Jane was being Jane while laughing. Jane, I shall remind you, is INSANE.

"Girls!" We were still laughing, not caring about Marie's irritation. "This is NOT funny!"

"Yes" Laughter. "It." More laughter from the wall. "Is!"

We were still laughing. I mean, come on! Who ever heard of a dude named Blowhole!?

{Shut up, Marie. We are HUMANS! Humans still haven't heard of him, have they?}

Sadly, all good things must come to an end. Marie remembered an air horn that "Mr. B" had, so she decided to use it.

"OW!" Lucy, Jane and I screamed. "What the heck!?"

"You wouldn't shut up. What did you expect me to do, let you continue laughing like idiots until we got caught?!" She was still grumpy. I guess she also substituted her OJ for grumpy juice.

{I know that's a lie, Marie. Penguins lay eggs. They don't- shutting up.}

"Girls, I think it's almost time for you to meet someone. But first, I have a hunch. And finding out whether it is true or not is up to you. Liz. On Monday, try to get close to Tyler."

"Okay. Wait, do I have to date him?"

"No."

"Good! That relationship would be so on again off again and I cannot deal with that kind of stress!"

"Okay, then. Lucy, you need to become Mr. Yus's pet. Unless you already are." Marie, one thousand and two. Lucy, still one.

"I am not!"

"Dude, you know that's a lie! I'm in that class!" Did I ever mention that I can be a rat? It only happens if one of two things happen: One, the person deserves it. Two, I'm with my friends and something like that happens.

"Really, Liz?" Lucy asked, looking at me with annoyance.

"Really." I replied, smirking.

"Jane, you can become Mr. Treme's pet."

"How do I do that?" It's a rational question. I've seen her grades. (They're freakishly low.)

"How about actually trying in class? That should improve your grades. By a lot."

"But that's SO MUCH WORK!" Jane groaned.

"Are you really going there?" I joined in on Marie's grumpiness for a second.

"Liz and I are in EXCEL! Do you think we got there by whining?" Lucy decided to add her opinion.

"I thought you got there by being the teacher's pet." Jane said before sticking her tongue out.

"Hey! That's not true."

"Yeah. She's in excel by being smart, which also made her a teacher's pet." I said.

I got Lucy' s super deluxe I'll-kill-you-for-that glare.

"I have an idea!" I said, killing the glare. "Why don't you start trying and then ask Mr. Treme for tutoring!"

"Liz, you're a genius." Marie said before high-fiving me.

-.-.-

That Monday, I started to befriend Tyler. Oh gosh.

"Hey, Tyler. What's up? Has school been treatin' you okay?" I smiled my sweetest, most confident smile. I hope it did NOT say "I'm befriending you for Marie but I have no idea why."

"Hey, Liz."

"So..."

"So..." We are so sophisticated, right?

"How has Mr. B been treating you? I heard he hates you as much as he hates me and Marie. And he really hates us! "

"It's true, but I can't diss a teacher"

"Even if said teacher is a complete and total butthead that has decided to fail us all?"

"Even then."

This nut is going to be harder to crack then I thought.


Thanks for reading. Happy Saturday!

Note: For those of you wondering, excel was the smart kid program in my middle school. The real life Lucy and I were in it, but the real life Marie and Jane were too lazy. (Case in point: Marie was in my Honors US History class. She dropped out because of all the work.)