Warnings: AU, yaoi, suggestive language, mpreg.

Disclaimer: VK and its characters belong to Matsuri Hino


Life 11: Condom

"You look great, Zero-sama," Aido said as he closed Zero's night robe. "It's only been two weeks and your stomach has become as lean as before you had babies. You must have exercised daily."

"I did," Zero smiled proudly while sitting up. "Every day I ran for 30 minutes, lifted weights, and did 100 sit ups and pushups.

Aido nodded with amazement and packed up his bag.

"We exercised in bed daily, too. Zero has been insatiable since he delivered the babies. Fortunately I have a very strong stamina," teased Kaname who was sitting next to Zero.

"KA-NA-ME!"

The silverette turned his head toward his spouse; his cheeks were bright red and lavender eyes glared an 'I-will-kill-you-if-you-say-any-more-embarrassing-stuff' look.

Kaname laughed and embraced his beloved's shoulder, pulling him closer and kissing his hair.

Aido blushed and looked away, Kaname's honest statement caused his mind to run wild.

'Kaname-sama is so lucky, everyday he gets to see a silver beauty writhing under him… I'm envious… No! What am I thinking?'

The blond shook his head and looked up, red-wine orbs were observing him amusingly as if knowing what he was thinking. The embarrassed doctor quickly looked down, his hands rummaging inside his bag. The brunette chuckled.

"Since you EXERCISE in bed daily, I suggest you use a condom," Aido said as he took out a cucumber and a small square package from his bag.

"What is condom?" asked Kaname, raising his eyebrows. "And what does it have to do with cucumber?"

A small laugh escaped the blonde's lips.

'Just as I thought, this productive couple doesn't even know what a condom is! No wonder Zero-sama keeps getting pregnant! Poor him…'

"Using condom during coitus will significantly reduce Zero-sama's chance of becoming pregnant again. It prevents your sperm from entering Zero-sama's hole." Aido explained with a straight face, keeping eye contact with his king.

Zero's cheeks turned red.

'How could Aido said SPERM and HOLE with a straight face? Perverted doctor!' Zero thought, burying his flushed face on Kaname's warm chest.

Kaname ruffled his spouse's silver tresses and smiled.

'My Zero is so cute.'

"So… How does this condom work?" the brunette's tone clearly showed his interest. Zero was suddenly curious, lavender orbs were observing the items in Aido's hands with anticipation.

Riiippp!

Aido tore the package and took out a circle-shaped rubbery item that looked alien to the Kuran couple.

"This is the condom," He held it between his fingers in front of the couple.

"This cucumber represents your penis," His other hand held the cucumber up.

"Position this condom on the tip and slide it all the way to the base…" explained Aido as he demonstrated. "The condom is lubricated, so it should slide easily."

Aido smiled and extended his arm, the rubber-covered cucumber stood proudly in his hand.

"There! Now Zero-sama is protected!"

Kaname and Zero watched in amazement, silence filled the room.

"Brilliant!" the brunette's excited voice broke the silence. "Now I don't have to worry about losing my cock!"

Kaname turned his head toward his spouse and winked, his lips turned into a playful smile.

"Now ZER-RO…" he purred into the silverette ears, causing him to shiver. His tongue skillfully licked Zero's sensitive earlobe. He gently pushed his spouse down and trapped him between his legs, kissing his lips hungrily.

"Nggh…Ka…na…me…" Zero moaned in between kisses and pushed Kaname's chest softly in an attempt to free himself, but of course it failed since Kaname knew exactly how to make him wanton.

"Aido is still here…" Zero glanced at the poor blushing blonde while their lips were still locking.

"Mmmm… let him be…" Kaname's kiss became more heated; both his hands were roaming inside Zero's night robe.

Aido was beyond embarrassed, his cheeks were flushed to his ears and the air surrounding him suddenly felt hot. He quickly dumped the covered cucumber into the nearest bin and grabbed a box of condoms from his bag, quietly placing it on the nightstand.

"I… am going to excuse myself now… Here is your box of condom. Good luck!"

Without waiting for the king's reply he turned around and ran out of the room, closing the door behind him.

A victorious smile decorated Kaname's lips.

"You are one hell of a perverted Pureblood!" Zero teased him, smiling.

"And you LOVE this PERVERTED Pureblood, don't you?"

Zero answered with a deep kiss.

To be continued