You want to know the truth? I'm still unsure of the contents of this chapter. It comes to me I type it, that's the way it always works. So, as I type right now I'm debating between two scenarios.

He's Back

Honesty is the Best Policy

"Come on Jake, there's something I want to show and tell you." She pulls him into the dressing room.

They walk in and Lola and Jackson look at them questioningly. "What's going on guys?"

"Well, I don't know, Hannah says there's something she wants to tell me," Jake answers.

"Really, Hannah?" Lola asks. "You mean that?"

"Yes Lola, that."

"Oh, things are about to get interesting." That time, Jackson spoke up.

Jake looked confused. "Ok, guys, what's going on, and what does it have to do with me?"

"Wazzup guys?" Oscar (Oliver) asks coming into the room with a blonde wig.

"Oscar, what are you doing here?" Hannah asks.

"Well, when I found out that my friend Hannah was guest starring on my favorite show, I just had to get my mom to drive me."

"Oh, then I guess it's a good thing."

"Why?" Oscar asks, confused.

"Well, Mil- I mean Hannah was about to tell Jake something."

"You mean the something something?"

"Yes, I mean the something something."

"Can somebody please tell me what's going on?" Jake said.

"Uhh, Jake, remember when Miles told you she loved the Hannah episode of Zombie High yesterday?"

"Yeah, so?"

"Well, there's a lot more to it than that."

"What does this have to do with Miley?"

Everybody started laughing, except for Jake, of course.

"How is that funny?"

"Trust us Jake, when you hear the whole truth, you'll understand." Lola was the first one to finish laughing.

"Huh?"

"Oh, god, the boy is actually more stupid than I thought."

Jake's eyes widened. "That sounds familiar; Miley actually said I was less stupid than she thought the other day." This time, Jake was the only one laughing. "Anyways, so Jackson, why is there a lot more to it than I thought?"

"I'm going to let Hannah take this one."

"Ok, so, Hannah, what's going on?"

"Um, Jake, before I say anything, you have to promise me, you won't tell anybody and won't get mad whatsoever."

"I promise, unless you killed somebody or something like that."

"What? No, no, no, nothing like that."

"Then, I promise."

"Look into my eyes."

"Why?"

"Just do it."

He looks really hard and notices something familiar. "There's definitely something that I recognize, but not as Hannah.'

"Um, now what do I say guys?" Miley asks her friends and brother.

"Oh, for god's sake Miley, just rip off your wig!" 'Oscar' blurts out and covers his mouth, realizing he forgot to use her alias.

"Oliver!" Lily yells, forgetting yet another alias.

"Lily!" Miley yells, also forgetting yet another alias.

Jackson laughs and says "Well, I told you this would get interesting, Miles, I guess you don't have to say anything, seeing as Jake has to be the biggest idiot in the world if he hasn't figured this out, yet."

"W-wait, Miley's Hannah Montana!"

Miley just looks at the floor and pretends to pick her teeth. Jackson answers for her as he locks the door. "The one and only." Then, he walks over to Miley, Oliver, and Lily. "Guess we won't be needing these anymore," he says pulling off all three wigs.

"How am I supposed to know you're not lying?"

"Ok, what do you want me to sing to prove it to you?" Miley asks, who by the way is full Miley now.

"Um..." Jake tries to think of something difficult. "The part after the first chorus of 'If We Were a Movie.'"

"Easy," Miley starts singing.

Yeah

Yeah, yeah

When you call me

I can hear it in your voice

Oh sure

Wanna see me

And tell me all about her

La La

I'll be acting through my tears

Guess you'll never know

That I should win an Oscar

For this scene I'm in

Jake was taken aback listening to Miley sing. "Whoa, you really are Hannah Montana."

"Duh!"

"So, wait, I talked to you the last time you were here about… you!"

"You promised you wouldn't be mad!"

"I'm not mad, just shocked. I mean, come on Miley Stewart is Hannah Montana, that's a little far fetched.'

"Well, it's true."

"Obviously, you just sang some of "If We Were a movie" perfectly."

"Thanks."

"Hey Oliver and Lily," Jake says, remembering something. "Remember when you told me that this song kind of related to me and Miley?"

"Yeah."

"Well, it's kind of more ironic how somebody wrote it for Miley."

Miley, Lily, Oliver, and Jackson start to giggle. "No, no, Jake you have it wrong." Miley starts. "Somebody did write this song for me, me."

"Really?"

"Yeah, what happened with you and Rachael inspired me to write the part I just sang and what happened with me and you inspired everything else."

"Actually," Oliver says. "That ties into that story I was going to tell you in the limo Jake. (Executing the Plan) So, when Miley's aunt Dolly came to town, a bunch of stuff happened. You see, Prin-"

"Oh, no, you don't!" Miley says, not wanting Jake to hear this particular story.

"Another time, Jake."

"So, Jake, do you still want to go out with me?" Miley asks.

"It's my turn to say, Duh!"

"You're not mad."

"Why would I be?"

"I don't know, because I've kept this huge secret from you and lying about it."

"Miles, it's ok. I understand, you had to trust me first."

"Ok, that raises another question."

"What?"

"Who do you want to date, Miley or Hannah?"

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Ok, not so much a cliffhanger, but it still makes you wonder. I already know exactly what he is going to say.

Did anyone see yesterday's new epi? (Loving them) Who cares if Lily changed? That didn't give Matt the right to stand her up! I'm just saying.