ml99.8: yo yo yo we be back!
Bob: yes unfortunately
Jakie: lets get started
princess bubblegum
PB: Congrats girl.*gives Anastasia a hug* You do know you can do way better
than him...
Anastasia: I know... but I like smart boys.
PB: Suit yourself, but did you tell him- *Anastasia covers her mouth*
Anastasia:No I didn't...and neither are YOU!
PB: Okay...ANASTASIA GOT PREGGERS ON THE HONEYMOON!
ml99.8: GAH! CENSORED! CLASSIFIED! WE DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT!
Kowalski:WHAT! But that's not possible...*faints*
Everyone:*faints Anastasia shoots PB a glare but she and PB then go to get
snowcones while everyone is unconious*
Everyone: *Regains counsiousness*
Kowalski: I just had a strange dream where Anastasia got pregnant...that
would be weird...right?
Bob: I had a weird dream where ml99.8 started a tod and someone married
kowalski and then he got her preggerz
Anastasia: That was no dream...*holds out snowcone* Snowcone?
Bob: GAH!
Kowalski: So we're having hybrids...
ml99.8: TMI TMI TMI!
Anastasia: Yep...
Kowalski: ... WOOHOO! I WAS STARTING TO DOUBT THIS DAY WOULD COME
Anastasia: Wow... He's lucky he met me...
Skipper:*pats Kowalski on the back* Congradulations on your..Hybrids...
ml99.8: errr yeah...
PB: Anyway...I dare Julien to jump off a skyscraper with a paarachute. I
also dare Skipper to tnago with Marlene.I also dare everyone to eat these
celebration snowcones.
ml99.8: okay I'll eat snow cones
PB: You better run Bob.;)
Anastasia: *holding a meat club and a deep fryer* She's right Bob.*wicked
grin*. AND I AM NOT DESPERATE! *holds up many pictures of hot otters* These
are ally past boyfriends and I broke up with them. Now start running!
*Bob starts running*
Bob: WHORE!
PB: Oh by the way Marlene, Anastasia wants you to plan the baby shower and
the be the godmother.
Anastasia: *After chasing Bob comes back covered in feathers and Bob comes
back bold and bruised*
Anastasia: So will you be James,Lilly's,and Kowalski Jr.'s godmother.
Marlene: Of course!
Kowalski: Wait, I'm going to be Kowalski Sr. I feel really old. :( Anyway
Skipper you're the godfather.
Bob: you are old!
ml99.8: wow Bob are you trying to be hurt by Anastasia?
Bob: nope! Kowalski is just fun to pick on! next is...
AlwaysRemainMe
Anyways... I WILL REVIEW!
ml99.8: we enjoy it when people review
Ummm, okay... WHY DOES ANASTASIA GET KOWLASKI? xD
Bob: cuz she's desperate
*Anastasia starts to chase Bob*
I dare Taylor Lautner to return as an otter so I can tell him that's he's
not cute... cuz he's not so awesome... and then I dare him to get married
to ml99.8
ml99.8: but I wanted to destroy the world before I got married
Skipper: what!
ml99.8: nooothing
I dare Kowalski... to... uhm... how many kids do you guys wanna have? I'm
jealous, Anasastia, because you're married to him, but so not jealous, for
your kids... xD AM GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD BEFORE I GET MARRIED!
MUHAWHAWHAW:..
Okay, sorry, that was the feministic side of me... never mind... ^^
Skipper, I dare you to say Girls are the best then sing Girls just wanna
have fun...
Jakie: I love that song!
Skipper: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
because I FEEL AWESOMELY EVIL TODAY! XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Can I also dare myself? xD It's called tortuing yourself... xDDDDDDD ^^ no
not really... Private, HUGZ!
ml99.8: I would totally torture myself ^.^
Private: yay I get hugs
Skipper: girls are... are... NOT awesome hah you didn't say anything of
adding words
ml99.8: you may want to think of who's in the room...
Bob: now skippy sing!
*skipper sings girls just wanna have fun*
Bob: next is she-that-shall-not-be-named... do you think she's related to...
Jakie: DON'T SAY HIS NAME!
Bob: okay then do you think she's related to that dude hunting down harry
potsmocker
ml99.8: lets get on with dares
Hello, y'all. And I am here to give some truth/dares and also offer a
character for this fanfic.
You can call my character Minerva. She is a tortoiseshell (black with gold
markings) cat. She is the daughter of Kowalski and Antastasia. (Don't ask
me how she is a cat.) And she is only a LITTLE bit smart, oddly enough. She
is in love with Private. She likes to throw things at Julien.
ml99.8: okay... *poofs up Minerva* aww your so cute
*Minerva throws Bob at julien*
Bob: not friendly... did I just say that... ml99.8 I've been hanging out
with you too much.
Okay so truths and dares:
Skipper- sing us all a nice sappy love song. With a Spanish accent while
playing the guitar.
ml99.8: ugh I hate those mushy songs
Bob: sappy
ml99.8: you know what FIRETRUCK YOU!
*Skipper starts to sneak away*
Jakie: nice try Skipper but you have to sing a sappy love song
*Skipper sings a sappy love song with a Spanish accent while playing the guitar*
Kowalski- eat ten chili peppers, then chug down a super-size slushy as fast
as possible.
Bob: HAH!
Kowalski: why do they wish to torture me?
ml99.8: because thats what truth and dares are about, torturing the characters who you hate or you love
Kowalski: fine where are those chili peppers?
*Jakie hands Kowalski 10 chili peppers then he goes for the slushy... but its empty*
Jakie: umm what happened to the slushy?
Bob*burps*: I have no clue...
ml99.8: shame on you Bob! oh well thats what spares are for
*ml99.8 hands Kowalski another slushy which he chugs*
Kowalski: CURSE YOU SHE-WHO-MUST-NOT-BE-NAMED!
Rico- whenever someone talks to you say "Cool story bro." And wear this
golden $ necklace. You can keep it.
ml99.8: awe thats soo kool I wish I got a golden necklace
Rico: cool story bro
ml99.8: I see this getting annoying
Private- go on a date with Minerva. Don't worry she doesn't bite. ;)
Julien- go skydiving and land on me and Minerva's roof.
Maurice- meh. You go through enough insanity around here. Here's a ticket to a completely empty island resort. Stay as long as you want.
Bob: Maurice you should...
*Bob turns but Maurice isn't there*
Jakie: he already left
ml99.8: hah you got ditched
Mort- tell us all WHY you love Julien's feet.
Kowalski: yes Mort why do you like the feet
Mort: I like da feet because they are da feet
ml99.8: anymore depth on that?
Bob: no we don't want to hurt his brain
Marlene- here is a wardrobe of fancy clothes and a kit of makeup and a box of super-expensive jewelry. Pick whatever you want and wear it.
Marlene: wow thank you!
Blowhole- let me destroy your headquarters with a hammer. And paste pictures of the Nyan cat on your wall. Also here is Tac Nayn, he's your new pet and your wish is his command.
Blowhole: YES TAC NAYN GO DESTROY THE PENG-YOU-INS!
*Tac Nayn goes to destroy the penguins but then Nyan Cat comes into the room and they start fighting*
Skipper: not this time blowhole
ml99.8: um did you see the rest of the dare blowhole?
Blowhole: no why?
Bob: you may want to check on your lair
*blowhole rushes out of the room*
~at Blowhole's lair~
*Blowhole enters to see everything destroyed and pictures of Nyan cat on the wall*
Blowhole: CURSE YOU SHE-THAT-SHALL-NOT-BE-NAMED!
ml99.8: I have an announcement! I am ending this ToD next chapter is the last!
Skipper: FINALLY!
Bob: I'm with you on that!
Rico: cool story bro
ml99.8: so please torture all of these people especially Bob and Skipper
Bob and Skipper: WHAT!
ml99.8: you guys seem too happy about this.
