I am soooo excited about Skyward Sword, and so in remembrance of one of my least favorite characters from the Zelda series:
HEY!


"ARTHUR!"

Arthur propped his head up and wiped away the drool that had been forming in a puddle on the reports he did last night. "Wha?"

"ARTHUR!" Merlin's voice was getting louder and louder, and Arthur could hear him scurrying towards the room. Arthur sighed and stretched back up into a sitting position and watched as the door slammed open.

"KILL IT, KILL IT ARTHUR," Merlin ran in shrieking and tried to slide under his bed, making it only half way before having to crawl underneath.

"Merlin! What the hell do you think you are doing!" Arthur groaned as he tensed from behind the desk.

"It is coming, you have to kill it, it is horrible!" Merlin's muffled reply came and Arthur watched as his head peaked out, full of raw terror.

Arthur was getting nervous at this point, this was Merlin that was causing a ruckus, and not in his normal way. Merlin was rarely afraid,so Arthur picked up his sword and stood directly in front of the open door. He took a deep breathe and saw a a slight movement. He charged, but suddenly stopped.

"Merlin?"

"Yes?" a quiet whisper rung from underneath the bed.

"What is this?"

"I AM NOT A THIS, MY NAME IS NAVI!" the little glowing ball of light shouted in a very piercing voice.

"IT IS A MONSTER!" Merlin yelled.

"Are you kidding me, you idiot, you are afraid of that?" Arthur said gesturing at the orb.

"You have no idea," Merlin cried poking his head out of the other side of the bed to see the faerie, and then quickly hiding back underneath.

Unbeknownst to the two men who were still talking, Navi had been trying to tell them that she was not a "that" she was Navi.

"HEY!" she shouted, but was once again ignored,

"HEY LISTEN, HEY LISTEN, HEY LISTEN, HEY LISTEN, HEY LISTEN, HEY LISTEN, HEY LISTEN, HEY LISTEN, HEY LISTEN, HEY LISTEN, HEY LISTEN, HEY LISTEN, HEY LISTEN, HEY LISTEN, HEY LISTEN, HEY LISTEN, HEY LISTEN, HEY LISTEN, HEY LISTEN, HEY LISTEN."

...

The knights were not sure how to respond when their King and Merlin ran onto the practice field, screaming their heads off. But if Merlin and Arthur were afraid of something, they knew that they must be prepared. They drew their swords and waited as they sensed a slight movement.


I'm sorry, I know your ears are bleeding right now :(
Anyway, I hope you enjoy, please read and review~ not necessarily in between