The gang headed to Poseidon's palace.

"You know, I'm normally upbeat and happy, but I'm really getting sick of this Poseidon guy" said Pit. "We've had contact with him twice, and he never even hinted that he has something in his castle of major importance. Furthermore, he has been lazy, incompetent, unhelpful, and just plain mean." Pit continued.

"When Pittoo and I were fighting the Underworld troops, he didn't lift a finger to save us, despite the fact that I was almost killed. Man, if only it could just be me, that guy, and 20,000 pies. That'll show him! He'll beg for mercy as I pelt him with cherry, raspberry, blueberry- well, actually not blueberry, because he's allergic, and my anger for him does not exceed my concern for his safety, but… Banana! Banana pie! That'll show him!"

"Banana pie?" asked Dark Pit. "Is there really such thing? That sounds gross."

"Anyway," Palutena intervened, "I'm surprised how upset this is making you Pit. Usually, you aren't this upset."

"Well..." Pit said.

As Pit and Palutena discussed Pit's issues, Viridi stepped aside.

"I think my plan is going well." She said to herself. "Dark Pit is so stubborn. He'll never want to join the forces of nature, he wants to be his 'own man,' whatever that's supposed to mean. But, he's definitely the soldier I need for my army. If I can continue manipulating Pit the way I am now… I can make him completely fall in love with me! That way, he'll do anything I say, and convince Pittoo to work for me! Pit never shuts up, and he never will until I get what I want!"

One of Viridi's minions overheard and came up to her.

"Yeah, Viridi?" He said. "Is there any reason you just said your plan? No one else is here, and every one of your minions knows your plan. Who could you possibly be talking to?"

"I'm talking to someone else!" Viridi cried.

"Who?"

"I'm not supposed to acknowledge them." Viridi said in a hushed tone. "There have been so many fourth wall jokes in this story, and I could have just said 'Hello Reader!' and tell them personally all about the plan, but that would've gotten old. So, I'm just telling them the old fashioned way."

"By talking to nobody?"

"YES! BY TALKING TO NOBODY! GET BACK TO WORK!"

"Now…" Viridi continued talking to nobody "If I can just get Pit alone and manipulate him further. I wonder how he and Palutena are doing with their little therapy session."

Palutena was in a chair, with a notepad, writing things down, as Pit was lying down on a typical therapy couch. His hands were folded by his chest, and he was in tears.

"… and no one understands floor ice cream!" Pit cried. "They all just think I'm weird! They never even give it a chance! I'm sure if everyone else tried it, they'd see what I mean and not classify me as the local weirdo!"

"Mm hm…" Palutena said as she continued writing.

"If you two are done here…" Viridi said to Palutena, "I'd like to speak privately with Pit."

"Why do you need privacy with Pit?" Palutena asked.

Pit, thinking he was getting another make out session, immediately jumped up and said "Maybe she wants to give me therapy too! I got your treatment, now I'll get hers! Let's go Viridi!"

Hi everybody! Now, I-

"Wait, that's it?" Dark Pit said. "The chapter's over? Oh come on! I was barely in it! This is an outrage! The fans want to see Dark Pit! I… I… uh…"

Are you done?

"Yup."

Okay. Listen guys, I know I haven't updated in an obscene amount of time, but like I said, I do intend on finishing this story, I don't want it to die like my other one. I also wrote a Mario one shot, so you can check that out if you want… because no one really has so far (sobs.) okay…, Shameless self advertising over. To those of you who still are reading the story, even after all this time and how horribly inconsistent I have been, I appreciate and thank you greatly.