Ta-da! yet another chpater! oh goodie goodie!

lol, don't earn the idea, the story, or bleach nor naruto. The pranks though, that, I earn.

I really do like how the ending of this chapter goes, very...fun. R&R please! i like the reviews! I really do!


What Happens After Death

Chapter 11: The Shino Academy Accident

There was a group of people standing outside the main entrance to the academy, as Hanataro and Minato walked up. Minato had just been telling a very humorous joke he had pulled to his sensei, Jiraiya, and how much trouble he got with it. Hanataro had been laughing happily at the joke, as he accidentally bumped into a much taller man. Hanataro fell to the ground, as he rubbed his sore head, as Minato helped him up.

"Well, if it isn't the Failure Hanataro, back to the Academy are we?" the man says, causing the others to turn around, and laugh at Hanataro's predicament. Hanataro just smiled at them, and waved, as he got up off the ground.
"Oh..uh...Takeo. What are you doing here? I thought you graduated..." Hanataro began, when a punch hit him in the face, causing him to go crashing backwords. The man, Takeo, growled at him, as he rubbed his fist. His small beady eyes glared at Hanataro, not even realizing the danger he was in.

"Don't even say my name like that, Trash. It was all you and your pathetic Squad's fault that I was sent back here! Now I have to go through six years of hell, lost my Squad position, which a bunch of dunderheads took, and have to deal with you!" Takeo growls out, as he started to walk forward, only to be blocked by Minato. The cold look in Minato's eyes froze Takeo in his place, as Minato removed a three-sided knife that looked really painful. Moving his body into an accustomed position, his legs facing Takeo, his left arm near his kunai pack, and his other hand protecting his face that also hold the kunai as well. A grim smile was on his face.

"You shouldn't blame others for your mistake." Minato states simply, but his voice was cold as ice, and the people around them shivered at the tone. It was freezing cold, almost like the new captain, Toshiro Hitsugaya, but the way the man hold himself told them that he knew how to kill.

"Oh, and who the hell are you?" Takeo asks, trying not to show the fear that was starting to overcome his senses. He had faced Captain Zaraki's reiyoku before, but this simple man got him nervous.

"Ah, yes, I am Hanataro's new friend, Minato." Minato introduced himself, but he glanced at the group behind Takeo, and asks, "Could one of you go check on Hanataro, or get a healer. I'm worried about him." Yet, during the time he was saying this, Takeo brought his fist down upon Minato's head, hoping to quickly defeat the much shorter man. He smirked when he saw that the blow did some damage, and Minato was on the ground, holding his head, as blood ran down his face.

"Oh look, he is that weak." Takeo laughs out, his tone full of malice. Instead of a few agreements, he got a laughing Minato, as he glanced up.

"Man, that was sure a dozy. Oi, Hanataro! You okay back there?" Minato yelled, still holding his head, but a smirk was on his face. He could hear Hanataro moving about, and a muffled 'yeah'.

"Good, cause I'm gonna do one something you might find funny." Minato answers, grinning once more like the cat that caught the canary. In a flash, he was standing up, had the kunai in his hand, and over twelve of them was embedded in Takeo's arm. A sizzling sound was heard, when a large explosion covered Takeo in very bright neon colors ranging from a very bright Ruby Red to even a color by the name of Royal Purple. Takeo looked like a walked neon rainbow, and there was words written on his face in black ink. It read as such:

I LOVE PUPPIES AND ICE CREAMS AND SPARKLY PRINCESS DRESSES!

The laughter that Takeo got was brilliant, and it just made him even angrier at Minato. He glared at the shorter man, trying hard not to kill the man, until a very cold glare stopped him. It was from the Lieutenant of Squad 8, Nanao Ise.

"What is going on here?"