I DO NOT OWN THE SHOW/MANGA HOST CLUB! That honor belongs to another awesome person.
Any other refrenses I made also aren't mine!
ON WITH THE STORY!
.:Which one are you again?:.
After my shoot I was sitting in between Kaoru and Hikaru, listening to music on the iPod I stole out of Hikaru's pocket. I was listening to a song called Breathe into Me by RED.
It's a good song, Loud and Rock'n rolly…. I like it.
I had the volume cranked all the way up so I couldn't hear anything that was being said around me, not like I didn't already know anyways.
In front of me Haruhi was doing her scene with Honey and Mori. She ran to the tree before turning to face my fellow seniors. She slid down the tree landing on her bottom, she was sitting there for maybe 4 seconds before Honey broke character and hug tackled her. Renge got up from her seat and was throwing what looked like a tantrum.
Haruhi eventually made her way over to our little group with a towel around her neck and shoulders. She was turned away from us so I could see read her lips at the moment plus I couldn't see Kyoya so I couldn't read what he was saying either. So since I couldn't read her lips I turned to the twins and read their lips instead. Hikaru was smacking the movie script in his hands complaining cause he wasn't pitcher. When Haruhi turned around and asked him what he meant he told her that she didn't need to know if she didn't already. The other two dudes nodded their heads in agreement.
Haruhi looked to her left like if someone was calling her, and she took off around the corner. I was still fiddling with the IPod listening to Lady Gaga's Marry the Night (Hikaru has a weird taste in music) when I saw Tamaki also take off around the corner. I waited a little bit before following. I pulled out the headphones as I got up and chucked the IPod on Hikaru's lap.
"Hey cutie face hold that for me." I said walking off, Kyoya at my side.
.Kaoru's pov.
"Hey cutie face hold that for me." Vince senpai said to Hikaru throwing something at him.
"Sure. Hey isn't this my iPod? How did you get it out of my pocket!?" my brother yelled at the retreating seniors back.
"Easy. I snuck up behind you real close like and slowly stuck my fingers in. By the way you were very warm!" the senior replied giving a wink just as he turned the corner, disappearing from view.
"Vince senpai sure is interesting isn't he?" I asked chuckling at the senior's sexual response. I looked to Hikaru when I didn't get a reply.
Hikaru was looking at the slim shinny orange colored iPod Nano with a blush across his cheeks and a confused look on his face. Now I was confused. My twin is the straightest guy I know, besides myself, He even has a crush on Haruhi! Even though he doesn't know it yet.
So why would Vince senpais comments make him blush... Unless…..
LIGHTBULB
'Hikaru is a BISEXUAL!?'
Lightbulb bruns out.
.Valerie's pov.
Around the corner Tamaki and Haruhi were having a personal moment. Tamaki was cupping Haruhi's face as she cried.
'When in reality she's not crying at all. She sure is one tough cookie.' I thought.
"Haruhi are you in any pain?" Tamaki asked.
"Yeah" Haruhi said rubing her eye, "it's my contact." She said showing him said seeing aid.
"Y-Your contact?" Tamaki asked confused.
"Yeah, I guess it must have slipped out." Haruhi said smiling. Tamaki let his hands drop from Haruhi's face and started laughing.
"Oh I see how it is; you're able to cry without using eye drops. That means you're a full-fledged host now!" Tamaki told her still laughing a little.
"You-you… PLEASE TELL ME YOU GOT THAT CAMERA MAN!" Renge yelled pointing at the dude with the camera.
"Yes boss!" he answered giving a thumbs up.
"Other than Haruhi's contact falling out that was the ideal scene. All it needs now is a movie narration from my sweet Kyoya an-"
SMASH!
"Huh?" Renge spun around towards the sudden noise.
Beside me Kyoya's hand was full of rock, that he used to smash the lens of the camera with. The movie crew let out a group gasp.
"No! What did you do to my camera!?" camera dude asked in horror.
"Isn't that obvious? He shoved a hand sized rock through the lens, duh!" I answered his dumb question… I got glared at in return. How RUDE!
"What? Is something wrong?"
I turned my attention away from camera boy back to Renge. She was looking at Kyoya like a wounded koala. Like she had no idea why Kyoya would do such a thing. Kyoya's answer was nothing short of cold and calculated.
"I'm sorry, but I cannot allow there to be any record of a club member engaging in violence. I think you've caused enough trouble around here Renge. Please stop being a pest."
'Can anyone say harsh!? No really can you? I'm too scared of Kyoya to say it out loud, so I'll just think it. HARSH!'
"A pest?" Renge asked just barley louder than a whisper with tears running down her face.
"But you're suppose to pat me on the head and tell me not to worry! You're suppose to be kind and affectionate!" a couple more tears streamed down her face. I glace at Kyoya and saw nothing.
'Cold hearted codfish.' I mentally muttered.
"Why are you acting so differently now? Tell me why!" Renge begged.
"Can't you see? That's just not who Kyoya is, he's a natural born cold hearted jerk." I said to her softly with a shrug.
Renge turned away from Kyoya and me to face Tamaki and Haruhi. She stood staring at them before falling to her knees. You could still hear her soft crying. Haruhi walked over to her squatting in front of her.
"Does it really matter? Who cares if Kyoya is a little different than what you expected him to be. Take a good look at the person inside and get to know them little by little it's a lot more fun that way." Haruhi told her giving her one of her kind friendly smiles.
I made my way over too, placing my hand on Renge's head softly.
"Haruhi's right you know and beside if you do take the time to get to know them I can guarantee that you'll meet some pretty awesome people along the way. And by the end of it you would have made some great true friends too." I said. When she looked up at me I smiled at her and gently pet her head.
'I have a feeling all this niceness I'm showing is gonna come back and bite me in the butt… god I hope I'm wrong' I thought nervously.
.Several days later.
It was just another semi-normal day at the host club. It's been a few day since the whole Renge incident and none of us have seen her since. And since I've been appointed the Host club's 'Bad Boy' type Kyoya had me alter my uniform style.
Now instead of the regulated black slacks I was wearing some black skinny jeans with a silver chin hanging too. My black shinny school shoes were confiscated by the 'Shadow Asshole' and now I had on solid black high top Nikes. By Ouran blazer was always to be left open at all times, my tie now hung loosely, and my white button down shirt had its collar popped with the top 2 buttons left undone.
My short dark brown almost black hair that I have recently been wearing in a Moe hawk (just like Pink from her video Funhouse) was hidden in my nit black skater beanie, my cute little rat tail still poked out though. One of my fan girls made it for me two days ago and I gotta say, I LOVE it!
But enough about my totally new guy makeover. It was time to let the guests in.
"Welcome ladies. Please come in." we greeted and the hosting begun. Everything was going just like any other day until…..
"I bought the video of that film you made!"
"I bought one too!"
"And so did I!" three of our clients gushed.
"You did?" Tamaki asked for everyone.
'We were all confused, yes even I was confused. Don't look at me like that! I don't remember every detail that happens in this show!'
"That scene in the rain was phenomenal."
"I loved the lonely prince!"
"The relationship between Hikaru and Kaoru was so sweet!"
"And Vince-senpais bad boy persona was so sexy!"
"Yeah Vince senpai was so cool but I cried when he crashed." the three girls continued completely oblivious to our dark and shocked faces.
I was dumbstruck. I just couldn't believe what my beautiful ears were hearing. Well I could believe one thing Kyoya is a big fat faker!
When the other host questioned him I stayed quiet, I already knew why he saved the film.
'Money greedy bastard' I thought sourly
I perked up though when I remembered something. I turned around from my seat on the couch facing him.
"Hey Kyoya I meant to ask but when you smashed up the camera were you carrying that rock in your pants the whole time?" I asked. Kyoya opened his mouth to answer, probably tell me to shut up, but didn't get the chance to when a new voice spoke up.
"Good day everyone."
"Renge? But I thought you had gone back to France already." Tamaki asked her.
'Oh no I'm getting that bad feeling again…' I thought nervously while sinking further into the couch.
"I can't believe I didn't realize this sooner. It was so chivalrous the way you risked your life to save me. And I could feel the loved when you both lectured and comforted me." Renge said ignoring Tamaki's question.
'Wait a minute did she say "both"? Oh crap…' I mentally screeched willing the couch to come alive and eat me. In my pathetic attemptto hide I pulled my beanie over my face. 'Ha now she'll never find me! Umm right?'
"When y'all were talking about meeting awesome new people and getting to know them little by little you both were talking about me!" I heard Renge's muffed voice through my beanie; when I was suddenly pulled off the couch. My beanie was lifted back from my face and I looked down into Renge's heart shaped pulsing eyes.
"Come on Haruhi, Vince senpai. Let's go to my house and play some video games!" she said grabbing my hand in a strong hold and Haruhi by her arm dragging us both out of the room.
"Nah It's okay Renge I don't even like video games, so why don't you just take Haruhi home with you, huh? Renge are you listening to me!? I DON'T WANNA GO HOME WITH YOU WOMAN!" I yelled at her as the club doors closed behind us.
'Help me somebody I'm being kidnapped by a girl who's smaller then me!'
.Monday afternoon, Club hours.
"Let's all play the 'which one is Hikaru game!'" two identical voices shouted from across the room. I was sitting at my table (that was by the window looking out at the peeing boy) entertaining my customers, when I heard this. I mentally groaned. One) because I just realized that this was episode 5 and Two) this episode was always the most annoying looking. So I think I'll skip this one out.
'I wonder what I'll do to keep myself entertained while this episode goes on. Ah well I'll figure something out' I thought with a shrug. When I was brought back to the world of reality I noticed that all my clients where gone. Looking around I saw everyone else's clients were gone too. They were all gathered in a corner looking at something. I wonder what? Porn maybe….. NAH! That's silly. Ha ha ha
Hearing a really unmanly scream I looked over the back of my chair to see Kaoru shining a light at Nekosawa's face, making him run off through the black magic club room door and my temporary room. Now this behavior won't do.
Walking over to where the twins were sitting down I stopped in front of Kaoru and slapped him. Not enough to leave a mark but hard enough to feel pain.
"OW! Vince senpai what's the big deal!?" Kaoru asked rubbing his stinging cheek.
"That stunt you pulled was lame Kaoru. I'd expect that kind of thing form Hikaru not you." I said pointing to his twin in the opposite chair.
"You guys are pathetic; messing with other people just because you get you get bored in your own little world" they didn't say anything; they were just staring at me, "Che, whatever I'm out of here."
And with that I walked towards the door picking up Nekosawa's puppet as I passed it.
'I'll give this back to him when I see him later' I thought and neatly shoved the cat puppet in my back pocket.
.the Ghost's pov.
The twins watched the door close behind the older boy, still in mild shock. One) because said older boy was able to tell them apart and two) because he was right. they were scared because Vince senpai had sneaked his way across enemy lines and their little world now had an intruder. And beacuse he was on the inside he could see their world losing its color, slowly turning black, white, and dull.
(AN: yes the ghost said "He" because he does not know that Vince is actually Valerie so there. Ps, the ghost stands for 3rd povand is actually a ghost named Willy)
.Three days later; Valerie's pov.
I was staring up at the ceiling of the hallway I was walking in when I heard strange noises coming from a door on my right.
Moving closer I was able to hear the noises better. The noises coming from the room were grunts and groans, heavy breathing, soft whimpering, and something that sounded like skin bumping skin. Grabbing the door handle I opened the door and…..
"Well hey, would you look at that I found the cafeteria! And I found those morons throwing stuff at each other too." I sighed. I went over to one of lunch lines grabbed a random tray of food and then walked out again.
.Later that day.
I had just got finished returning Nekosawa his puppet and was making my way to the host club. When I finally reached the club doors and opened them I had just walked in on Hikaru and Kaoru having one of their 'I love my brother' moments.
"So I guess you morons are done pretend fighting?" I asked shoving my hand in my pockets. All I got as a reply was two look-a-like grins.
"well that's good cause i was satring to miss you knuckleheads." I said smiling.
.the next day; hosting hours.
I was hanging out with Hikaru and Kaoru today, seeing as all my customers were with them playing the 'which one is Hikaru' game. I was leaning on the back of the couch were two girls were sitting, watching them try and guess which twin was which. The girl sitting in the chair answered.
"I know! The twin with the pink hair is Hikaru." She said her cheeks painted by her blush.
"CORECET! We have a winner!" they exclaimed while the other girl's clapper and cheered.
"ERRRR! Sorry girls but your wrong. The twin with the pink hair isn't Hikaru at all." I told them causing them all to pout in confusion.
"What do you mean?" the girl who 'won' the game asked. Haruhi, who was walking by, answered the question.
"Today the twin with the pink hair is Kaoru and the one with the blue hair is Hikaru. They switched colors." When she was done talking she turned and walked away.
I smiled at the guys blank faces knowing they were in their own world again. So with one last smile at the customers I walked in the opposite direction Haruhi did and walk over to Honey and Mori's table. Stealing on of Honey's many strawberry cakes I plucked the strawberry off the top, hearing the host club ending song as I chewed.
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UNTIL NEXT TIME!
