I don't own Harry Potter


A/N: this very different from any other thing I've written. It has no real couples, but mentions of them. Warning there will be so foul language in this one.


Albus Dumbledore sighed as he just entered the after-life. He was quite tired and knew that this was a well deserved rest after fighting the forces of darkness for so long. Sadly not many shared his hope.

"ALBUS DUMBLEDORE!"

Dumbledore cringed at the sound of his name.

In came Lily Potter eyes blazing, she was quite angry at her former headmaster for what he put her son through.

"Lily dear, how nice to see you" Dumbledore said pleasantly.

"Cut the bullshit Albus, how dare you do that to my son. You sent him to his doom not knowing if he'd survive" Lily said glaring.

"I had hope he'd survive" Dumbledore said weakly.

Lily was furious, she never thought that a man she respected the most would make such horrible decisions concerning her son.

"You sent him to live my horse-faced sister when you knew that she hated me and magic. And that fat walrus of a husband. What the hell were you thinking?" she shrieked.

"It was the only place he could be safe" Dumbledore said meekly.

"Bullshit, he'd be better off if was placed with Amelia, she'd taken good care of him. Or Minerva, I knew she'd make sure Harry was brought up right" Lily said.

"He had to be kept safe from Death Eaters" Dumbledore said in defense.

"He would've been safe if you hadn't interfered you old coot!" Lily shouted.

Dumbledore cowered.

"He spent ten damn years with those vile people. I had to watch my son suffer and it is all your fault!" Lily spat.

"I had someone close by to keep an eye on him" Dumbledore said.

"Like that helped, Harry never got a moment's peace in that hell hole" Lily said furiously.

"He was safe when he came to Hogwarts" Dumbledore said meekly.

This made Lily's eyes blaze further with fire, which would make any dark lord piss themselves.

"No thanks to you. What the hell were you think placing such a valuable object like the Sorcerer's Stone in a school full of children. Where was your brain when you thought of this idea!" Lily shouted.

"I had safety measures in place" Dumbledore said feebly.

"Safety measures that three first years were able to get passed with ease!" Lily barked.

Dumbledore couldn't think of anything to say. Lily was right that the measure took guarding the stone was too easy, but that was for a good reason that only he knew. But sadly, it looked like Lily had a lot of time thinking.

"You set that up to test my son, you old coot. You fucking idiot. I ought throw you to Fluffy for what you did. Harry had to face Voldemort when he was eleven. He had no training whatsoever thanks to you. He could've been killed and Voldemort would've returned and no one could've stopped him" Lily said angrily.

"Now Lily, I had plans for just that kind of thing" Dumbledore said.

This of course was the wrong thing to say.

"You had plans for if my son died. You cold-blooded motherfucker!" Lily shouted.

"It was for the greater good Lily" Dumbledore said cowering.

"Screw your greater good, you asshole. You put my son through so much that it is amazing that he is still the same loving caring person" Lily said with such anger that if she had magic it would be flowing off her.

"I did what I thought was best Lily, and I am pleased how he turned out, though there are a few things that I should've taken in account" Dumbledore said thought he said the last few words in a more quiet tone hoping Lily wouldn't hear. Sadly she did.

"You mean Harry marrying Hermione, don't you?" Lily said.

Dumbledore didn't react, but Lily knew she hit the nail on the head.

"Those two deserve each other and you have no right to pick and choose who someone should be with, it should be their choice, not yours" Lily said.

"Harry would've been very happy with Miss Weasley" Dumbledore said in counter.

"Like hell, she had a big crush on him when she was kid. That's not a great beginning Dumbledore. She only sees him as a knight in shining armor, her hero. She and Harry have nothing in common" Lily said.

"They have Quidditch" Dumbledore said feebly.

"That's a great building point you old goat. Harry just wants peace and quiet. The Weasley girl wants glitz and glamour. And thanks to that crazy bitch of a mother that kid has she had thoughts of Harry Potter in her head from an early age. Thank Merlin that the girl grew out of it" Lily said with a huff.

"But she and you look alike" Dumbledore offered.

"You're sick, you old coot. That's just wrong. Harry marrying someone that looks like me" Lily said with disgust.

"Now Lily" Dumbledore began.

"Shove it, you dumb shit. You took everything Harry loved. The only thing he had to cling to was Hermione. And if it wasn't for her constant support of him than you'd have seen him rise to be the new dark lord more terrible than Voldemort could ever be" Lily said.

This was what Dumbledore feared, Harry turning dark, but never thought that losing Hermione would do it.

"Everything that Harry went through, Hermione was always by his side. She was the one constant light that kept him going. It was only natural that he'd gravitate towards her and fall in love with the only person that ever showed him what love was" Lily said.

"But she was like a sister to him" Dumbledore said.

Lily rolled her eyes, how could this man be so dense.

"She was like a sister to him when he needed her to be. She was a mother when he needed her to be. She was his lover and girlfriend when he needed her to be. She was anything Harry needed her to be" Lily said.

Dumbledore opened his mouth to speak, but Lily slugged him before a word could be uttered. Dumbledore fell back and held the side of his face where Lily hit him. The pain was immense and he couldn't believe Lily had such strength.

"I've been wanting to do that for a long time. Since I don't have a wand I had to rely on other methods" Lily said as she rubbed her sore knuckles.

Dumbledore could taste blood in his mouth. He couldn't believe that whatever powers that be would allow this to happen here. But he didn't think that this was just him getting his just desserts. He also didn't know that he'd have to deal with angry Lily Potter for many years to come.

End


A/N: that's the end of this odd story. I have no idea why I wrote it, but I just had this thought in my head that wouldn't let me rest until I wrote it out. Thanks for reading and please review.