Swanky Living

That day at night, was the huge Press Conference that has shaken both Japan and America, the Home of Heroes.

All Might announcing his retirement for good due to 'internal organ damage beyond surgery' so all he could do, was get what health he could get but even then, the most he can have, is a normal life of a normal person.

This was the biggest tragedy to the world of heroes and it shook society as All Might was the Pillar and Symbol of Peace itself and now...who'd fill in the void next?

And then, the school implemented the Dorm Plan.

'Dorm Plan?' Harry blinked at his Guardian while having dinner.

'Aa. For the safety of the students.' said Aizawa. 'We're not taking chances and its also a gamble. So you'll be in the dorms now and not here for your entire High School Life.'

'Hummm...then, you promise to clean our apartment once every four days, do your laundry every week and actually eat real food while I'm gone?' Harry glared at Aizawa who twitched.

'Oi...'

'Because really, nobody wants a repeat of that Biohazard Incident.'

Aizawa twitched as he remembered the mountains of trash from top to bottom they HAD to clean out because he was now responsible for an underage ancient boy.

'Can it, you. So prepare what you want to bring on the day before second semester starts, got that?'

'Yeeeeah...'

'Well, do what you have to do. Us teachers will be roaming around, talking to parents of our students.' said Aizawa. 'All Homeroom Teachers are going to deal with this.'

'Mm...I'll spend my days in Izuku's apartment because of All Might's request.' Harry quipped. 'He gave me a task. Prepare Izuku for Boot Quirk Camp since their Quirk, is no joke and to this day, One For All hasn't manifested into a power that suits Izuku yet. If for All Might its straightforward brute force, what will the turnout be, I wonder...'

'That's a big problem.' Aizawa said grimly. 'He has to have an ability now.'

'Yeah. Well, All Might's problem and he knows it. He said so himself while I was fixing him.' said Harry. 'Alphabetical Visiting Order?'

'Yeah. Maybe by then we'll see improvement, hm?' said Aizawa. 'Due to distances...it'll probably be six students a day and the last person next day after since I'm already talking to you about this and you're one of my students.' he said. 'And also, the lab results of the volunteers came out and they've got results doctors would compete over you for. Safe to say it can be patented and marketed soon this winter. Even Pro-Heroes who eat it also commented on great results. You'll have a lot of work real soon.'

xxx

Midoriya Residence...

'H-Harry-kun, what's all THIS?!' Midoriya's eyes bulged as Harry came with tons of carton boxes.

'Under that person's request, you'll undergo biological rejuvenation. Since you enjoy busting your arms up.' Harry said with a twitch as Midoriya winced guiltily since that happens a lot. 'Your mom around?'

'No. She's at work so I took over the chores for now and meditating and adapting on my spare time,' said Midoriya.

'Good. Because All Might told me that come school, he means business in your training as his successor sooo I gotta make your body max healthy.' said Harry. 'Hence all these IV Drips, stocks of Collagen and my non-drowsy products.' "Not to mention your face is too damn plain and one's looks also factor in Hero points and that's a damn sad thing but damn social media and their stupid Hollywood Standards, sheesh."

He tweaked Izuku's genes to favor his mother's looks with a little addition of the other good genes as the plain face must no doubt, belong to his father's while he got his mom's colors. Then he started the feeding and healing so as Midoriya grows older, he'll look better.

'Oh my, you have a friend over, Izuku?' Midoriya's overweight mother, Inko looked happy her son has a friend over. He's a rather nice-looking boy! Moreover, what happened to her son? His scars are gone and his skin is glowing!

'Yeah...mom, meet Harry Potter, from England.' Midoriya intriduced Harry to Inko and Harry politely bowed in respect.

Inko, a woman who raised a Quirkless son who suffered all his life yet he was one of the kindest people Harry had met when anyone like him would hate the world.

Harry did at one point. Aizawa knew that.

But Harry and Midoriya only met a drop in the bucket called society and they're unlucky to deal with the bad drops first, but surely within that bad drop, was the few good in it.

However, knowing her son's grief, she stress-binged.

That was his friend's lament, that they were helpless against society.

'Hello, okusan.' Harry greeted. 'Say, do you drastically want to lose weight...?' he asked her.

'E-eh?'

'I can do that for free.' Harry offered.

'Y-you will?!' Midoriya gasped out, perking up. 'But why though?'

'Yes, that's what I want to know...surely this offer has a reason though I have to admit, treatments are so...expensive...' said Inko anxiously.

'Mm. Well, you're in a very bad state right now.' said Harry. 'Anyone can see that your condition is a prelude to fatal diseases ten to twenty years from now and you're all Izuku's got.' the two Midoriyas choked at this. 'Might as well clean you up to prevent that bleak future.'

'C-c'mon mom, you gotta take it...Harry-kun's fixed a lot of people without fail!' Midoriya squeaked out, fearing for his mother's health. And indeed, she's all he has.

Inko gulped and shook.

'So...suppose I accept this, what's going to happen?' Inko gasped out.

'Well, I will make everything come out of your skin's pores without hurting your body. You'll produce a lot of oils from your fat, as well as stinky toxins. But in the case of your intestines, I'll make it nice and smooth so it comes out easy in the toilet.' Inko and her son looked squeamish at the implications. 'Sooo which first, toilet or the body?'

'Toilet first!' Inko squeaked, pale-faced.

So in front of the bathroom, Harry touched Inko's stomach to peer into her Digestive System...and cleaned her gut, pushing the toxins all into her feces...and moved it all to her Descending Colon, ready for expulsion.

'Yosh, go! You got ten seconds to sit in there!'

'Eek!' Inko quickly went inside to slam the door shut...

'Let's move away for your mom's peace of mind, shall we...' Harry pushed away Midoriya from the toilet.

xxx

Five minutes later...

Inko came to the living room smelling of perfume and looking embarrassed. A tell-tale sign of what happened in there must be awkwardness extreme.

'Well, this time, the showers.'

'EHHHH?!'

'...I've seen many patients, what you have doesn't surprise me any more.' said Harry wryly.

'Its still awkward and embarrassing!'

'Hummm...'

Harry's eyes fell on the cardboard in the living room.

xxx

Bathroom, Inko was behind a cardboard wall, from all the cardboard boxes he brought over to fix Midoriya, chock full of nutrients he is now and in ideal peak condition for the hell he'll get in a few days.

'O-OK, I'm ready.'

Harry stuck his hand on the cardboard wall before his hand went through.

'Guide my hand to your shoulder at least.' Harry felt Inko's soft, chubby fingers take his hand to guide him to her shoulder. 'Here we go...' After scanning her...he poured his magic into her body to do its job.

All her unhealthy fats, were literally destroyed, and healthy fats retained. The unhealthy fats, visceral fats, LDL, body toxins, and blockages in vessels and skin pores, all expelled as thick, oily, foul-smelling fluids.

'Ugggghhh! This is how bad I have?!' Inko wailed in dismay and disgust at what came out of her body.

'Yup...now time to firm up the skin and pores...' and Inko watched in amazement as her ugly, sagging self shrunk to firm up...and not a sign that she even became a mother. Its as if...she's a young woman once more. And Harry removed her body toxins away as well as it would be hard to deal with, while bathing AND cleaning the floor tiles!

Later, Midoriya was amazed to see his mother, skinny and firm once more. She too, got the health treatment due to the expulsion stress she just underwent. The remaining IV packs went to her organs, blood vessels and nerve cells. Everything else can wait until he gets new supplies...and Harry had to shrink her clothes, too.

Right now, in UA grounds, a small factory is built for his VitaBites and MineBites, and Harry has to deal with the Media soon in order to create a promotional ad for it.

He also has to deal with other Hero Schools to make protected factories in there as UA feared Villain Theft over what's supposed to be supplements for Heroes and Civilians. Thus the other schools will be taught how to manage the machines and ingredients, guarded zealously after a thorough background and mental check, and security is 'heinously strict' thus. Since he was just a kid, Principal Nezu helped him work the kinks of business and communication in private, before he enacts it publicly.

And as a result of all this, he leaves school after lunch to deal with it all as he moved into the dorms with his classmates and then, he's an official student.

However, his living with them was VERY CELEBRATED by his peers...that they all begged him to cook breakfast and dinner and he doesn't have to do the chores, which they'll do!

His room is on the second floor as well with Mineta, Midoriya, Aoyama and Tokoyami, and they're given the freedom to personalize their bedrooms.

'Aaaahh...I'm pooped.' Kirishima sighed tiredly as he let himself lean lazily on the couch.

'How things ended weren't so great, but I'm excited about all us living together!' said Kaminari excitedly.

'Communal Living...' Iida spoke in his usual passionate manner, 'Yet another way to transform our sense of Law and Order!'

'Don't hurt yourself over there Mr. President.' Sero joked.

'Heeey! You boys all finished with your rooms?' Ashido asked them.

'Hey, it's the girls!' Kaminari perked up. 'Yeah, we just started relaxing!'

'You see you see, we were all talking...' Ashido started peppily, 'And we've got an idea!'

'An idea?' Harry asked, 'What about?'

'A peek into each other's room!' Ashido's declaration got the boys freezing. 'Let's start with Potter-kun's room!'

'E-eh?' Harry went blank.

'This is dumb, I'm going to bed.' said Bakugo as he left them to go to sleep, tired from the move and stomach full from dinner. Only Kirishima heard him though.

xxx

Harry's Room...

The floor cannot be seen due to the dark red carpet. As well as the standard room furniture provided by the school as Harry replaced it all with his own furniture though the computer was the only thing unchanged, as he was still...studying.

Other than that, EVERYTHING was befitting THAT of a very rich bocchama with class in colors cool to the eyes even if he had reds in his room!

'OOOOHHHHH!'

They were all amazed with Harry's room. Everything in it, costs a fortune. Including that bookcase full of University-Level Science and Cookbooks, and references to materials for every day use. Classy furniture aside, his books look well-used, given how troublesome his Quirk was, as troublesome as Yaoyorozu's that require A LOT OF BOOKWORK.

'As expected of Mr. Moneybags!' Jirou gasped out.

'I almost can't wait to see Momoyao's room...' said Ashido excitedly.

'Holy shit, with a room like this, how would ours compare?' Sero sweatdropped as they all got intimidated with Harry's room.

'Now now, Aizawa would tell me what our room looks like reflects us which is why we're allowed to decorate.' said Harry charmingly with a smile to match that got all boys blushing. They were STILL wondering how he affects them this way when he's a fellow guy, no other guys affect them like he does! 'In a way, it reveals either our background or personality traits, stuff needed by friends to know, a logical but subtle way to get to know others.'

'Ooooh!' the girls squealed.

'Uweee, as expected of having sensei for a legal guardian...' Kirishima sweatdropped.

'Next is Deku-kun's room!' Uraraka declared and there...is basically an All-Might Shrine! The room is in pale yellow walls with green borders and his blanket was green with All-Might print in it.

'Ooh, an All-Might Fanboy Shrine!' the girls exclaimed.

'I-I'm so embarrassed...' Midoriya blushed, shy from the revelation that he's a fanboy.

'Uh-oh, what have we gotten into here?' the Bakusquad Boys started sweating buckets nervously.

'C-could be fun though, ahaha...' said Sero awkwardly.

Next was Tokoyami's room.

Ashido and Hagakure had to push Tokoyami who was blocking his room...

...and lo!

Dark, with dark nightlights, and a decor befitting a vampire!

'Dark! And Scary!' everyone yelled.

'Wow...a Vampire would be proud, Tokoyami...' Harry whistled, amazed at the room.

'Heeey, I know these keychains! I used to buy them in Junior High!' Kirishima exclaimed, seeing the emo-punk and cross keychains on the wall lined on hooks.

'This room is so cool!' Midoriya gushed out.

'G-get out!' Tokoyami sputtered, shy that his Chuunibyou Syndrome is...outed in such a manner.

Next was Aoyama's Room.

Holy hell, they all thought.

Mirrors, Chandeliers, Spotlights, a Disco Ball, Mirrors, a Vanity Painting on the wall, and a shiny medieval armor! His curtains are made of shiny silk, as is his blankets. And are those tiny round glass pieces stuck on the walls?! They're reflecting light all over!

'SHINY!'

'Non non!' Aoyama tut-tutted. 'Not shiny, twinkly!' he insisted.

Then again, his Hero Name is 'I can't stop Twinkling'...

'Well as expected of him.' said Ashido. 'Let's go to the next one!'

It was Mineta's Room but...

'Heeey...I got something nice to show you girls...' said Mineta in his usual horny expression while panting slowly.

EVERYONE, even his friends decided its a no-man's land.

'Let's move on to the next floor.'

'Aren't you even looking...?'

No they won't, they thought with a shudder.

Ojiro's room was so plain they couldn't say a word about it. 'I-if you've got nothing nice to say...' he said sulkily.

Iida's room...

Full of books! His curtains and blankets have plaid patterns, and a nearby trash can, and a three-layered shelf just for his glasses!

'Is that so unreasonable?! I expect to go through many pairs for our intensive training as Heroes...

Kaminari's Room...

Car License Plates stuck by his air conditioning, a dartboard, a leopard-print blanket, black fluffy carpet, radios, headphones, skateboards and other knickknacks...

'Wow!'

'Lookitall this stuff!'

'IT'S FUN AND GAMES!'

'Y-you don't like it?' Kaminari whined but Harry was taking notes. 'And you're taking notes?!' he sputtered as nearby, Harry was taking notes in his notepad. And this was the guy who may as well have the classiest room in the whole school.

'I'm still studying how to be a proper future boy with proper future male interests...'

'Jeez, your room looks boyish enough.' said Midoriya sheepishly. 'Even if its classy.'

Next was Koda's Room.

Simple with stuffed animals, and a pet bunny the girls fawned over.

'SO CUTE!'

'No fair Koda, using a pet.' Kaminari complained.

'A pet huh? I miss my owl back home...' Harry went doom and gloom in a corner. 'Hedwig...' the boys backed off from his gloomy depression.

'Can owls even be domesticated?!' Tokoyami asked him incredulously.

'If raised and trained young, yeah.' Harry fibbed when magical owls are INTELLIGENT.

'Y'know, this ain't right.' Kaminari grumbled unhappily.

Competitive Fire stroke in the other boys.

'For once, we agree like this huh?' Ojiro was still sulking because the girls have no words to say about his room. 'I'm not satisfied either.'

'Me too!' Aoyama huffed.

'Indeed.' Tokoyami agreed.

The girls' no-holds-barreled criticism stroke the competitive flames within the boys.

'Hey, why are we boys the only ones to present?!' Mineta cried indignantly as the girls didn't even look at his room. 'Isn't that weird? This is an exhibition right? Girls present too if we have to pick a winner!' he challenged. 'The point is who's the best interior decorator in class, right?! That's what we're here to decide!'

His motive is clearly visible but Ashido was oblivious.

'Good idea!'

'Uh...'

'So we're here to decide the King of the Rooms!'

Girls aside, the remaining boys were Kirishima, Mezo, Todoroki, Sato, and Bakugo.

'I'm getting tired too guys, so me next please so I can go to sleep...' Kirishima asked them.

'OK!'

'But you won't get it anyway...this MANLINESS!'

His room was...full of anything manly-related, even a punching bag and dumbbells!

'Y'know this room is the sorta room no girlfriend will willingly get into.' Hagakure remarked.

'Oi?!'

'Really? But its a really swell macho room!' Uraraka pointed out.

'Awww shucks...' at least one girl understood, Kirishima thought before remembering something. 'That reminds me, Potter we're supposed to go to the gym on our remaining vacation, where've you been!' Kirishima whined. 'I know a nice gym cheap for students!'

'Aizawa swamped me with work, not to mention my volunteers had their lab results out...and UA had to protect me from doctors wanting to poach me!' Harry chuckled. 'And I had to supervise the building of factories for my products so they can hit the shelves without Villain Theft Attempts!'

'Ooh...'

'That means our supplements will go public now huh...' Yaoyorozu mused thoughtfully.

'Next is Shoji's Room!' Ashido declared.

'You won't find anything interesting...' Mezo pointed out but really, its just a futon, a zabuton and a low table other than his closet...

'WHAT THE HEEEELL?!'

'There's nothing in it at all!' Ashido whined.

'Mezo, what about homework? You even chucked out your computer.' Harry pointed out.

'That's what the library is for.'

'You have a really simple style.' Todoroki commented thoughtfully.

'Ever since I was little I never cared much for goods.' said Mezo.

'Guys like you are closet pervs...' Mineta snorted.

Sero's Room...

Asian Ethnic Culture Bonggalore!

'WOW!'

'How exotic!' Ashido gushed out.

'We love it!' Uraraka squealed giddily.

'Never thought you'd be stylish.' said Jirou, impressed.

'Haha! Call me Sero-Surprise!' Sero beamed.

The boys gaped as the girls were impressed by his room.

'Next next, Todoroki, right?!' Hagakure asked excitedly.

"One of our class' most capable student..." Yaoyorozu thought.

"He's the best-looking guy we have with Potter-kun second!" Ashido thought.

"What would the always-cool Todoroki's room look like? I'm on pins and needles!" Hagakure inwardly squealed.

Todoroki's Room...

'Let's get this over with, I'm tired.' said Todoroki tiredly as he opened his door and lo!

His room screams 'JAPANESE!'

Jaws dropped and eyes bugged out in shock and disbelief.

'It's even built differently than ours!' Sero howled.

'My family home is traditionally Japanese, I don't like modern flooring.' said Todoroki.

'Who cares why, how'd you do this in a single day?!' Kaminari and Mineta cried.

'I worked hard.'

'What's up with this guy?!'

'He sure is going places.' Harry chuckled.

'Good-looking guys always have tricks up their sleeve.' Sato commented.

'Last boy is...' said Asui as Sato said, 'Me.'

And so...his room...

'Nothing special.' he said. 'My room's kind of boring actually.'

Normal appearance aside, there's a shelf for pastry-making paraphernalia.

'Boring? You made it your personal baking kitchen!' Harry sputtered. 'I get that we have a toilet and sink each room but don't make it your kitchen sink!' Sato looked sheepish at that.

'Something smells nice though.' said Kirishima as Sato sniffed the air and screamed.

'Aaah! We were in a rush I almost forgot I was making a Chiffon Cake!' he cried as he quickly turned off the oven. 'I was gonna share this with everyone...it'd be nice with whipped cream though. Want some?'

'Yay!' the girls were shameless in that regard.

'Yet another unexpected side!' Kaminari and Mineta wailed.

'We should have expected this from someone named Sugarman...' Sero snorted as they all got a slice from Sato.

'Yeah, what an ending! Yum!'

'Yeah, its so moist, airy and fluffy...sweetness just right too!' Harry likes it and he's the best cook in school. That says something!

'Next is us! Yummy!' Hagakure licked her unseen lips.

'Yeah, that sugar woke me up, deelish!' said Kaminari jovially.

'Back to the first floor to get to the girls' wing.' said Ojiro.

And so, Jirou's room...

'This is a little embarrassing...'

Her room was for punk rock and metal band. There's drums, a piano, a guitar, the room is in checkered pattern even and shelves full of CDs.

'Its filled with more instruments than we thought!' Kaminari gasped out.

'Can you play all these?!' Uraraka asked, impressed.

'Well, the basics...' Jirou said shyly.

'Its not girly at all though.' said Kaminari.

'Oui, unladylike!' Aoyama agreed, earning them Jirou's ire and punished them with her jacks.

'Next is me, Hagakure!' said Hagakure in a cutesy manner and her room...IS VERY CUTE! Pink, lavender and white colors with stuffed toys and a cherry-print curtain!

'UWOOOOOHHH!'

'Its a normal girl's room! Its making my heart pound!' Ojiro gasped out, blushing.

Mineta went straight for the drawers and he was fanning something toward his hand...

'YOU DIDN'T HESITATE AT ALL, DID YOU?!' Hagakure shrieked angrily, and Harry punished him by having Sero mummify him with tape.

'Gyaaaa!'

'Next is me, Ashido!' and her room was very cool by girl standards, in colors of black, red-violet and purple. She also has a hook stand for hats and scarves.

'Ooooh! Its so cool!'

Uraraka's Room...

It was what you'd expect in a typical 1R apartment for a budget-restrained student.

'M-my room isn't interesting at all...'

'Somehow I feel kinda dirty stepping into girls' rooms.' said Ojiro to Tokoyami.

'A forbidden garden...' said Tokoyami solemnly.

'Next is Asui's Room...wonder what its like?' Midoriya wondered aloud.

'This way...' said Asui as she led them to her room...and they thought they're UNDERwater with the decor, and her bed is a waterbed!

'WOOOOW!'

'I'M JEALOUS! A WATERBED!' the girls, Kaminari, Sero, Kirishima, Ojiro and Midoriya cried.

'I'm a frog-kero.' said Asui. 'This makes me feel at home.'

'Last is Yaoyorozu!' Kaminari declared as Yaoyorozu blushed.

'I feel I may have miscalculated...' she said. 'Unlike all of your rooms filled with originality, mine's a bit...cramped.'

And HOW, they thought.

'It's huge! And cramped! What the heck happened, Yaoyorozu?!' Kaminari gasped out as that four-poster queen-sized bed took most of the space! She barely fit in her desktop and a bookshelf as well as her closet.

'Its what I use at home, but I didn't think the room would be so small...'

"She's a rich girl alright..."

'So everyone, we judge on room decor.' said Harry as he conjured a blackboard and some chalk by transfiguring the floor. 'So say your votes with no bias and you cannot vote for your own room. You can also vote for more than one rooms as we liked two or three rooms each.'

'EHHHH?!'

With that said...the winner was Todoroki, Harry second, third Hagakure, fourth Ashido, fifth Sero in that order.

'So says the masses, Todoroki-kun is privileged to ask all participants what he wants from each of us as his prize. He can take his time but it must be within our powers, OK?'

'Uh...really? I don't even know what to ask...so I'll reserve it.' said Todoroki.

'K!'

'Let's call it a night after we eat our supplements everyone!' said Iida.

'Yes Mr. Pres~!'