A/N: When I asked you how long this fic should go on for, so many of you said such lovely things, like forvever, and I'm so grateful to you all for taking the time to read and review this story :) I hope you stay with me for the rest of the journey, so far it's been a pleasure. And seeing as some of you really wanted chav weevil, aka. big C back, this chapter is devoted to him. Here we have: THE STORY... OF WEEVIL.

-Coffee King has entered the conversation-

-Tosh has entered the conversation-

-Mr Sarcastic has entered the conversation-

-The Boss has entered the conversation-

-I IZ WEEVIL has entered the conversation-

Mr Sarcastic says- ohhey err... big C we haven't seen you on here in a while

I IZ WEEVIL says- yeah, well today's a special day that I wanna share with y'all.

Coffee King says- what is it?

I IZ WEEVIL says- today... iz me 21st birthday, yu no

Tosh says- ermmm wow congrats? :D

I IZ WEEVIL says- I figured I'd sahre it with you guys even though you're meant to kill me 'nd all dat but I don't have no other peeps to tell, innit

Mr Sarcastic says- errr that's really sad? :(

I IZ WEEVIL says- would you all like to 'ear y?

The Boss says- errmmm sorry but we don't really have time to-

I IZ WEEVIL says- I can destroy dis 'ole city if I felt lyk it

The Boss says- Of course we'd love to hear your story! :D

I IZ WEEVIL says- aww thanx mate. Ok, It all began when eye woz born, ( a sewer in blackpool if any of youz fancii visiting). Me dad 'ad run off to go be withh some poodle bitch (A/N: sliceless- see, I managed to fit weevil/poodle in xD) 'nd me mum blamed me. I left 'ome 16 2 follow me dream

Coffee King says- which is...?

I IZ WEEVIL says- 2 b a world famous male model :D

Coffee King says- wait... YOU want to be a MALE MODEL? HAHAHAHAHAHA

I IZ WEEVIL says- yeah, coz I am F to the I to the T, got a problem with that?

Coffee King says- ermm no of course not

I IZ WEEVIL says- anywayz, I walked via. underground to cardiff, and got 1 of me m8s 2 sort out a meeting with me and Valentino

Tosh says- VALENTINO?

I IZ WEEVIL says- can it babe, I iz trying to speak. Anywayz, he said I had swagger, and he woz digging de whole sewer look, but I needed surgery, so then I decided to be a fashion designer instead

The Boss says- oh yeah, i iz well famous man, my designs are all over the world!

Mr Sarcastic says- what's the label?

I IZ WEEVIL says- Gucci

Tosh says- ...OMFG.

I IZ WEEVIL says- but den some bitch came and took over my role as head, so I was out of a job again, and I spent all me money on gum.

Coffee King says- you spent ten odd million... ON GUM?

I IZ WEEVIL says- well a man is nothing without is gum, ya get me? So den I travelled to de very centre of de city and dat's where I met me love, Janet

The Boss says- I'm sorry, did you say Janet?

I IZ WEEVIL says- yeah, Janet. corr she woz 1 proper fittie

Tosh says- O.o

I IZ WEEVIL says- y, 'ave u seen er?

Coffee King says- nope

Mr Sarcastic says- never seen her before

Tosh says- name doesn't ring a bell

I IZ WEEVIL says- awww shame, coz we were just in bed 'nd she went to get some food and never came back, I waz bare sad. innit :(

Coffee King says- wow, weird.

The Boss says- yeah, she's probably in... erm...

Tosh says- portugal.

Mr Sarcastic says- errr yeah, Portugal...

Coffee King says- I hear it's very... sunny there?

I IZ WEEVIL says- I hear some bastards captured her : If I ever see dem I will kill dem all!

The Boss says- O.o

Tosh says- well ermm if we see them we'll let you know :D

I IZ WEEVIL says- anywayz, without Janet me life felt a bit empty, you no wot I'm sayin? So I went and murdered a couple of villages and all dat, for stress relief, and den my life went proper down 'ill. I started taking some proper 'eavy stuff

Mr Sarcastic says- what, like cannabis?

I IZ WEEVIL says- nahh, gummy bears. I got propa hooked, got sent to drug rehab 'nd every ting.

Coffee King says- ...erm... poor you?

I IZ WEEVIL says- before I went in, I woz taken 37 a day, life got propa caotic, you get me bruv? But now I got me life back on track, ya kno?

Tosh says- err... yeah...

I IZ WEEVIL says- but since I started laying low on de gummy bears me m8s don't wanna hang round me no more, they reckon I've gone soft. So I've spent me birthday alone.

Mr Sarcastic says- you...poor thing?

I IZ WEEVIL says- thanx fam. Anywayz tings r beginning to look up, I met some peng bird down at de club, who says she lyks her men monster like, woteva dat means, so we're meeting up l8er nd getting some action, ya get me? ;)

The Boss says- ...make sure you use protection?

I IZ WEEVIL says- pahhh, you can bet I'm using protection, already got 4 boiis and 6 girls, don't want no more thanx!

Coffee King says- ,,,

Tosh says- .. that's slightly disturbing.

I IZ WEEVIL says- sorri guyz, but I gotta fly, meeting a man round de corner 'ho reckons 'e can get me de movie eclipse cheap

Mr Sarcastic says- ...that movie isn't out on dvd yet...

I IZ WEEVIL says- yeah, it's pirated

Mr Sarcastic says- isn't that illegal?

I IZ WEEVIL says- yeah, it is, YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH DAT BRUV?

Mr Sarcastic says- um, no of course not, not at all, have a lovely evening mr weevil sir!

-I IZ WEEVIL has left the conversation-

Coffee King says- ...wow, I never knew Weevils could be so complicated!

A/N: Hope you liked :) Unfortunately, this was the last chapter... :( haha just kidding, just wanted to make sure you were paying attention ;) please review :)

much love xxxxx