DUN DUN… DUN DUN… DUN DUN

TIME FOR CHAPTER ELEVEN!!!

Sakura looked at Ino. Ino looked at Sakura. They both had a WE MUST DESTROY THE BLUE ONE! look on their faces… if that's proper English… Sakura tiptoed…so discreetly in front of the entire class, over to Ino, where they began plotting.

"I hate to say this, but we have to get rid of that Xeala." Sakura said quietly.

"I know… she's gonna be in the way of getting to Sasuke… for me…" Ino whispered to Sakura.

"HEY!" Sakura screamed at Ino.

"YOU WANNA START SOMETHING OR FIX THE CURRENT PROBLEM SAKURA?" Ino jumped up and screamed. No one bothered, or cared for that matter, to look at them. They all continued their side conversations that aren't important to this fic in any matter.

"Grrr… fine… but we need to get rid of her…"

"We can tie her up."

"There happens to be something called an escape jutsu, Ino."

"But she's not from this village. She doesn't even HAVE a village. What makes you think she knows it?"

"BRILLIANCE!!!" Sakura said and punched the air happily.

"I'M SO SMART!" Ino agreed and applauded herself.

"Let the plan commence!" Sakura said and pulled a piece of rope out of her bag thing, and Ino did the same. Oh so discreetly, in front of their ignorant class, they snuck to the back of the room.

"I bet I can get her down before you can Sakura." Ino said snobbishly.

"NOT ON YOUR LIFE!" Sakura said and began to formulate a plan. Ino turned away from Sakura and began working on her own plan as well.

Sasuke sighed back at his table with sleeping beauty next to him… I BET THAT'S WHAT HE'S THINKING TOO! OMG TIME TO INFILTRATE SASUKE'S MIND!!! HURRAH!

What are those two idiots doing!? They're not gonna get anywhere, the kid is like, almost… no… um… hm… not too far off… yeah that's good… not too far off of my level of fighting, she's really good, I mean I'm GREAT but she's… semi-good-great-slightly-medium-above-average-but-not-as-super-as-me… yeah that works… hmm… I could ruin their plans… but then I'd miss out of pretending to be emo looking out this window while secretly watching the catfight… hmmm… I say let them fight. Yep, then Sakura and Ino will get what's coming to them… heheheheeh…

Gee Sasuke. Such complexity... And all along I thought you were brilliant. GUESS NOT! Ego-centric maniac. Psh.

"Sasuke…tell them to shut up…" Xeala said, nudging Sasuke's arm. Sasuke shook his head.

"No."

Xeala opened her eyes, lifting an eyebrow, "What?"

"I said no."

"Bastard." Xeala said, and dropped back to sleep. Sasuke rolled his eyes and looked back out the window. Sakura, from her position a few feet away from Ino, who was preparing her rope as well, began to move forward as if she would actually be able to sneak up on Xeala. Ino saw Sakura getting ahead of her, bit her lip, and moved up a little farther than Sakura. This had triggered the race. Sakura began tying a loop just big enough to pull a Xeala backwards on the end of her. Ino started doing…something... I dunno what… Xeala turned her head around and caught Sakura's line of sight.

"So Sakura. What are you intending on doing with that lasso? And you Ino, what are you doing over there?" Xeala asked and cocked her head to the side.

Sakura backed up a little, and Ino leapt at Xeala screaming, "Die!" Xeala did a quick seal, "Fire Style, Phoenix Flower Justsu!" And Ino and Sakura jumped out of the way, along with the rest of the class who was in the fire's path.

"THAT'S MY JUTSU!" Sasuke yelled and smashed Xeala over the head with her backpack.

"Yeah, well there are some things about me you just don't understand yet... nor that I understand… wow I'm confusing myself" Xeala said and dropped her forehead onto the table, then muttered a silent ouch. Sasuke scooted a little farther away from her. Moments later, an angry Iruka dragged a hog-tied Naruto into the classroom. He turned and started yelling at Naruto, who yelled back. Then he turned to face the class.

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY CLASSROOM!?!" Iruka screamed at them.

"XEALA DID IT." The entire class said and pointed at Xeala, except Sasuke who was already mad at her for stealing his jutsu. Iruka shook his head and said something under his breath, then stated blatantly, "Fine, because you missed it Naruto, everyone will review the transformation jutsu!"

"OH!!" The entire class said upsetly. Except for our odd ball back there…

"HURRAY TRANSFORMATION JUTSU HURRAH!!!" Xeala said and cheered.

Class, Iruka, and Naruto's faces – o.O…

Everybody slowly dragged themselves to the front of the classroom. Xeala jumped in line between Naruto and Shikamaru.

"Hey Shikamaru!" Xeala said and elbowed him. Shikamaru rolled his eyes and leaned back against the desk. Sakura transformed into Iruka, Iruka was pleased, Sasuke transformed into Iruka, Iruka was please again. Geeze, you'd think everyones gonna transform into him!

"Next, Naruto Uzumaki!"

Naruto stepped forward after mumbling to Ino and Shikamaru, then transformed.

Into his sexy jutsu…

Iruka flew backwards with a nosebleed… then screamed at Naruto, "CUT THE STUPID TRICKS, THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING!!!!"

Xeala covered Shikamaru's eyes with her hand.

Naruto walked back to his seat.

"Alright, Xeala, your next…" Iruka said unhappily. Xeala smirked. Heheh I'll knock them dead.

"Transform," Xeala said after completing a hand seal.

POOF SMOKE POOF!

Xeala had done a perfect (of course!) transformation into Sasuke. Then began mocking Sasuke, who anime-veined in the back of the room and bit his lip.

"Little…gr…bitch…"

"…you transformed into Sasuke? Okay…" Iruka said, and checked Xeala's name off. Xeala un-transformed, then skipped to the back of the room and leaned over the desk in front of Sasuke.

"Did you see that Sasuke? Did ya?! I'm a cuter you than you are!" Xeala said and took her seat, watching the rest of the class finish up. Iruka began talking and talking and talking… bladyblahdyblah… then class ended. Iruka held Naruto back with the rest of the class.

"BYYYEEE NARUTO WE'LL SEE YOU AT HOME!" Xeala said, walking out of the room with Sasuke.

Ino and Sakura dropped their jaws, "WE?"

"Oh that's right! You don't know! Me…" Sakura and Ino bit their lips, "Naruto…" the two clenched their fists, "and…" they stepped forward angrily, "Sasuke. All together. All in one little house. Did I mention we shared the same bedroom?" Xeala said and winked. Sakura and Ino jumped at Xeala, who side-stepped out of the way, grabbed their ankles, and spun them into the concrete wall.

"TAKE THAT BITCHES!"

"XEALA THAT'S A FORBIDDEN WORD!"

"O.O RUN RUN AWAY!" Xeala sprinted out of the building, then jumped up, grabbed the edge of the roof, and flipped herself onto it. The class shuffled out talking about tomorrow's exam. Xeala listened to the conversations, trying to see if she could somehow get a clue on what the exam would be on. Eventually, Naruto walked out of the building with sudsy water in buckets, and a few washcloths. Iruka walked out, followed by a ninja with white-hair cut just above his shoulders.

"So Iruka, what's the exam going to be on. I'm gonna need to know if I'm helping you judge." Mizuki said.

"Well, I was thinking about making it on transformation, but we did that today… so… I argued with myself about it, and I'm going to have it on the clone jutsu."

"Oh really?" Mizuki said, then began walking in a different direction. Iruka ran ahead to catch up to Naruto. Xeala hopped off the roof, then was tackled to the ground by an angry Mizuki.

"YOU! WHAT DID YOU HEAR!"

"Hear? Hear about what? IS THERE A CHILI PEPPER EATING CONTEST OH MY GOD I LOVE CHILI PEPPERS!" Xeala said excitedly. Mizuki sighed a sigh of relief… then let Xeala go. She murmured under her breath, "Sucker." Then took off towards the ramen shop for lunch.

"YOU LIAR GET BACK HERE!" Miyuki said and took off after her.

Giggling, the real Xeala laughed from on top of the roof.

"I bet he never would have thought about that one. Heheh, little does he know, I now know what he thinks I don't know so technically I am cheating but no one knows that so I'm still in the clear!" Xeala said, then jumped down to the ground softly. "PERVERT!" Xeala screamed in Mizuki's direction. (What, you know you were all thinking it!) She took a few steps towards home, then decided that lunch is the best thing in the world, and started walking towards the ramen shop.

Okay that's it for now… I'll write more soon… now that CAPT is over.