Emmet, Shut Up

Chapter 9; Halloween Part-iee

A/N: Sorry for the late update. I PROMISE to update if you review, I have 30 minutes every day to write. But I am taking turns updating both of my stories. CAN YOU BELIEVE I GOT A C ON MY MATH TEST?! But on my overall grade, I have a B+. You know I'm smart. Kneel down and worship me.

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Brina [ me ]: I HATE YOU!

BPOV

The doorbell rang, and I opened the door. There stood Jessica Stanley and Lauren Mallory. Jessica Stanley was dressed up as a stripper. She was wearing a pink rag that had flowers on it. LITERALLY a rag. She had booty shorts on that showed her legs.

Ew, her legs were fake tan. And she had writing on it. It said, "Edward deserves me! I'm his stripper." Huh, a rapper and stripper? Good combination. Lauren Mallory was dressed as a Valley Girl. Her hair was tied up into two ponytails, and she had a whole mess of make-up on.

She wore a tube top and her the top of her boobs were sticking out. She was obviously wearing the shirt because it was tight. She had shorts on, but they went only went to her mid-thigh. They were really tight though, her butt was sticking out. I was afraid that someone was going to think her butt was a person and start talking to it.

"Hi Bella. You look nice." Jessica sneered at me. They went past me to Edward and started flirting with him. I wasn't the jealous type, I thought if something happened, it happened for a reason. Edward was the jealous type though. One time, he even attacked this guy for looking at me.

I looked at the Cullen's living room and I saw Rose and Emmet making out. Rose was going as those car mechanics, baggy jeans, loose t-shirt, grease on her face. She still looked like a model.

I saw Jasper and Alice looking lovingly in each other's eyes. I just noticed; Jasper was a teacher. He had on jeans that were halfway up his stomach. He had a button up, red shirt that was long sleeved. He had on fake glasses and ugly shoes. He looked like a dork, but he pulled it off. I could hear Jasper in the background saying, "I got to teach you a lesson Alice. I need to teach you how to love." Ew, I stopped listening to them.

Duh, duh, duh, duh. DONG!

That was the Cullen's doorbell. It always scared me.

Flashback:I have never been to the Cullen's household. I met Alice today at lunch. She seemed pretty nice and invited me to her house. She also invited Emmet.

I arrived at their house, I was in shock, their house was so beautiful. I rang the doorbell, but I didn't hear it ring. Probably thick walls. Emmet should be here any second, he went to go get some cookies. Don't ask me why, the man has an obsessions with bear-shaped cookies.

The door suddenly opened, and there stood, a god. He had bronze hair, and endless pools of green eyes. His shirt hugged his muscles, and his lips looked like they wanted to be kissed.

"Hi, I'm Bella Swan, I am here to hang with Alice."

"Edward Cullen, sorry, but Alice should be here in 5 or 10 minutes. She went out to go buy some candy."

I walked in the living room, amazed by the beautiful colors. I sat down on the couch, and I felt Edward's eyes burning through my face.

I looked at him, and it was just like the movies. I found myself leaning in, and him leaning down. His lips gently landed on mine, and I knotted my hands in his hair. He had his hands around my waist and pushed me closer.

Duh, duh, duh, duh. DONG!

I jumped up in my seat, hitting Edward in the head.

"I'm so sorry."

"It's okay, I didn't mind." I heard the door being unlocked, I freaked. Edward obviously saw the change in my attitude, and I heard the door being opened.

His lips crushed down to mine, and one of his hands pulled me closer. His other hand was knotted in my hair. His tongue grazed the bottom of my lip."EXCUSE ME BELLA!" Emmet shouted, "I'm so happy the doorbell injured you to. Teach you to not make-out in the living room. I don't even know this guy. And I'm pretty sure you only known him for a couple minutes."

End Of Flashback

I walked to the door and opened it. Their, in his disgusting glory, stood The Mike Smelly Newton. He was dressed up as Scream. Suits him, I thought.

"Hey hot thang, you wanna have some fun tonight." Mike tried to purr at me. It just ended up sounding like a cat in pain. I felt someone's hand wrap around my waist.

"Hi, Mike." Edward icily said. Mike was scared, what a chicken, and walked away. There was a bunch of beers and wine on the table. That was all they had to drink, but they also had a small icebox full of cokes. I saw Jessica and Lauren, unsubtly drunk. They were walking around giggling and calling out Edward.

3 hours later…

The house was CROWDED. We had a permit to have this party, that's how nice Edward and Alice's parents are. So we can't get in trouble with the police, they know we have the permit. All we had to do to keep them away, was to keep the music down to 45 volumes.

Almost everyone was drunk; Edward, Alice, Emmet, Rose, Jasper, Mike, Lauren, Jessica, Cassie, Gwen, Christian, Tyler, Eric, Ricardo, Tina, Vivian, and so much more. [sorry Cas, Gwender, Christian, Tina, and Vivi. You know I luv you guys.]

Here were the people that weren't drunk; Me, Angela, and Kim. But I was a little tipsy. I drank half of a beer, but I wasn't drunk.

It was 11.56 right now, and everyone was getting into couples. Even if they didn't like each other, or if they weren't together, they were sitting together. Then I felt Edward by my side. Jessica and Lauren staggered over to him asking him to sit with them, and he flicked them off. That was hilarious.

He wrapped his arms around me and I looked around me. Everyone was making-out. Some girls and guys had their shirts off. But that's it. The beer kicked in, I regretted drinking it. Even with a little beer or wine, I could get completely drunk.

Edward wrapped his arms around my waist and pulled me in for a drunk, forceful kiss. His tongue immediately entered my mouth, and he growled. Very sexily I might add. His hands went up my stomach and caressed my popped up boobs. I pulled away to breathe, and his lips went to my neck, and started licking it.

I moaned loudly, but it was drowned out with people calling their partners name. Edward pinned me down to the ground and made sure his weight wasn't on me. He flipped me so he was on his back. His lips were back on mine and our tongues were caressing each other's. He tasted wonderful. Then he grabbed my hips and started grinding them against him.

He growled, I moaned, and we both would call out each other's name. We were all fully dressed, but we were dry humping each other. Edward would slide me up and down his body, and then caress my boobs or thigh. I felt his hand move up my leg to my thigh. Luckily, I wore booty shorts under. But like booty BOOTY shorts under. He felt the shorts and started to move his hand up until they were placed onto my butt.

He squeezed it, and I just attacked him harder with my lips. All of a sudden I was pushed on the ground and Edward was standing up. I looked up to see why. Who else? The one and only Emmet. "Dude, I let you kiss in front of me, but what dry humping her?! Seriously Ed, get all that alcohol out of your mind. Ever do that again, in front of me. Die." Edward nodded, scared. That was it, I was angry.

BOLD EMMET. UNDERLINE BELLA.

Emmet, shut the hell up. You do the same thing with Rose, but like 10 times more intense. So do you want me to tell the speech to Rose, cause I can.

Bella how dare you speak to me that way?! I was just trying to protect you. I wasn't doing anything with Rose, and we never show PDA.

The hell you don't, if you weren't doing anything with Rose, then what took you so long to come over here, huh?!

I was in the bathroom. Don't believe me, check the toilets, I would happily shove you in, if you and Eddie don't stop the PDA.

Sure you were. That is TOTALLY why I saw you and Rose making out in the corner. Seriously, you are not my dad. And dad doesn't mind the show of PDA. He thinks it is cute. So HAH! You can't stop what I do at all.

Bella, you are acting like a bitch. Seriously, I know I will probably regret saying this, but I love you and Edward being together. You tone it up to much. And seriously, don't get me started. You guys had your tongues halfway down each other's throat.

I felt a pain of hurt in me. Did my brother really think I was a bitch?! I thought I was kind to him, and he loved me. Tears welled up in my eyes. I tried to keep them from coming, but I was hurt. Bad. The tears went over and I heard Rose say, "EMMET!" That caught everyone's attention. They all looked over at Emmet, and saw me, with tears down my eyes. Alice and Jasper came over and tried to calm me down.

"Bell, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to be mean." Emmet apologized. But that wasn't enough. He truly hurt my feelings. Edward came over and held me. I didn't want anyone's pity. I wormed my way out of his arms and ran to our house. I ran really fast, it was amazing I haven't tripped yet. I made it their in a minute or so. I unlocked the door, went inside, locked the door, and ran to my room. Once, in my room I locked the door and put on my pajamas. I collapsed on my bed, and I heard a BANG on the door.

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