Hello again, it's Levi. Today I am walking my dog Pepe around the neighborhood. Pepe is the most amazing piece of #$&! a guy could ask for. I don't really know what breed he is, but whatever. He's small and has wiry hair. He's wearing doggie socks and a sweater today.

If that's not adorable as #$&% I don't know what is.

My neighborhood is interesting. All the other cast members live here. It's not exactly a normal neighborhood. Or a quiet one, at that. (Especially with Eren running around.)

Hanji is my next door neighbor. I try not to look over my fence into their backyard. It is a mistake I never want to commit again.

The house on my other side belongs to Erwin. Now that I think about it, he doesn't leave his house that often. It's not that he's antisocial or anything. Well, he kind of is... He's a hardcore otaku. I was able to enter his house once, and he has, like, ten body pillows just on his couch. And then I saw one of me, so I got the hell out of there.

Eren lives right across the street from me. Armin suggested that he does yoga to calm down, but it doesn't really work. Somedays, you can even hear-

"OF COURSE I'M RELAXING! I'M THE MOST RELAXED PERSON THERE IS! I'M RELAXING SO HARD!"

Yeah, like that.

Mikasa lives next to him on the right, and Armin to the left. Those two are kind of normal, so I don't really have anything to say about them.

Sasha and Connie share a house, but are rarely there. They are often out pranking the neighborhood. They are also really messy. One time, they spilled a bit of soda, and I literally spent all day trying to clean it up. It was very careless of them to allow one drop of soda to spill onto the sidewalk.

Krista and Ymir also share a house. I don't know what they do over there, but whatever it is, it's loud.

That's Jeans' house over there. He keeps horses in his backyard, and Marco's the only one who visits him.

Petra's house is at the end of the street...

And of course, there is my house. It is the best house on this street. It's the me of houses. Sometimes, I throw raves at my house. They are so exclusive, I'm the only one who's invited.

Well, there you have it. Now that I gave Pepe a walk around the neighborhood, I need to give him a bath. I think we'll have another special guest next time. It'll probably be Hanji.

Until next time. Heichou out.