Mission Eleven: Terror Of The Smile
Everyone was jolted awake rudely. They all came to at the same time and all found themselves in a small room. Standing up was a rather tricky objection since everyone was laying on everyone else and body parts were entangled with those of another. Finally, they all stood up, though they were all pressed together since there were so many people there.
"So... ah... where are we?"Naruto asked.
"I don't know, but I don't like it..." Kyoki whimpered. "I'm think I'm going to puke..."
"Kyoki, don't think about. Your claustrohobia will pass. Ok. Just think of something else, all right?" Hideki said from the opposite side of the room from her.
"Hey, don't worry. We'll find a door out of here really soon, all right?" Kiba said. Kiba and Akamaru were the closest ones to her at the moment.
She nodded and took Akamaru from Kiba's head and hugged him, burying her face in his soft fur, trying to forget how close everything was to her.
"Hey, there's a door right here. It doesn't have a door handle, but there has to be some way to open it." Sasuke said as he looked closely at the wall before him. "I'll try opening it." He reached out and touched the door, looking for the doorhandle. Once his hand touched the door, it creaked and groaned and slowly slid open.
"Are you sure we should be going this way? It could be a trap you know. Santa could be herding us through his house like cattle." Shikamaru thought outloud.
"That may be, but we have no other choice." Kakashi said.
When they had all left the tiny little room, the door slammed shut and a loud speaker made an annoucement. It was Santa who was speaking. "Why hello my lovely quests. Welcome to my home. If you wanted to come in here to see me so badly, you really didn't have to sneak in and such. And that red haired young man really didn't need to destroy so many of my minions. Good help is rare to come by these days. Well, for you're punishment, you will never be allow to leave my wonderful house. Enjoy yourselves."
"I'm going to kill you, you fat bastard!" Gaara yelled.
They could hear Santa's laughing over the P.A. "You're a fiesty kid, aren't you?"
Gaara started to become infuriated.
"We're going to get out of his hellhole and then I'm going to kill you!" Gaara screamed.
The speaker clicked off, cutting off Santa's continuous laughter.
"There has to be a way out of here." Naruto said, looking at the plain room they had found themselves in. There were three doors, the one they had just came from and two on the opposite side of the wall.
"We should split up and try to find a way out of here." Shikamaru suggested.
"How shold we split up?" Neji asked.
"To keep things simple and get moving, it's best if the teams were the same." Sasuke said.
"Yea. That's a good idea. We need to come up with new team names then." Kyoki said.
"Team names? At at time like this?" Kakashi asked, wondering if perhaps there was something wrong with her brain.
"I already came up with two good names so we don't have to waste our time sitting here pondering over them. My team, which was once called the Team Resure, will now be known as Team Find A Way Out Of Here. While the previous Team Distraction will hereby be named Team Where The Hell Is The Exit."
Everyone stared at her.
"What?"
"Whatever. Let's just get the hell out of here, all right?" Hideki said. He was beginning to wonder about his sisters sanity.
Team Find A Way Out Of Here gathered around the first door, while Team Where The Hell Is The Exit chose the second door. Both groups said thier farewells, then each left to go through the door that their team had.
Team Find A Way Out Of Here found themselves walking down a very long and dark tunnel.
"Will this tunnel ever end?" Naruto asked.
"Don't be stupid, Naruto. Of course it ends. It can't be a endless tunnel." Sasuke snapped at him.
"Ooof!" Sakura said as she walked into the end of the wally. "I think I found a door..." She fumbled and opened it, filling the dark hallway with light. Thier eyes had grown adjusted to the dark so it took them awhile to readjust. When they were all readjusted, they immeidally all wished that they were slighly blinded again.
They all found themselves in what looked like a dining room. There was a large table. Santa sitting at the table facing them. He smiled at them. Before him on his huge platter was what looked like a well done human being. Santa cut off a piece of arm, and placed it in his mouth, chewing silently, ever taking his eyes off of his guests. "Would you all like some? It just came out of the oven. Human girls are the best dinner to eat on a cold day like this."
Kakashi felt sick to his stomach, but managed to keep the things in his stomach in. The same couldn't be said for Kyoki, Sakura, Hinata or Akamaru. They were lucky enough though to puke the dark hall so no one would be able to see thier disgusing desovled meals and so no one could step on it. When they were done, they came back into the room, thier eyes advoiding the meal that was once a happy go lucky girl named Shina.
The door to the left opened and the second team came in. With thier arrival came another round of Guy, Choji, and Tenten's puke.
Gaara eyed the fat man with disgust.
"You might as well get use to this. You people aren't leaving anytime soon." He laughed.
"Sand Coffin!" Gaara yelled as a sand hand rushed forward to grab the fat man.
Santa waved his hand and a gust of snow cut the hand in half and hit Gaara, slamming him into the wall. Causing Gaara to be dazed.
"Gaara!" Miyuki cried out and ran to Gaara to make sure he was all right.
"You people are interesting. I think I like you. Hmm... you see, I am very generous person. So I will let you, Okamiki Kyoki to complete three little test-trial things against me. They're kinda like games, I guess you could say. The one who gets two of three wins is the top winner. If you win, then you and all those that you came with can leave safely. If not, then you are all doomed to stay here in my house until you draw your last breath from old age. Or until I decide to eat you. Either way you'll be here until you die. The three games will be who can make it out of a glass mirror hosue first. Who gets the highest score on Dance Dance Revolution and who can wrap the most presents within a certain time. Yes, I know the last one is rather werid, but you see, trying to catch you has put me behind on the Christmas wrapping. Will you undergo these games to save your life and those of your friends?"
Kyoki bit her lip, thinking.
"You can do it, Kyoki-okaa-sensei. You're going to make him lose!" Naruto cried out.
"Yea." Kiba agreed.
Many other people encouraged her as well.
"Well? What will it be?" Santa asked.
"I'll do it." She told him.
"Good. We will undergo the trials tomorrow. You will all be staying in the small extra house in the back of his place. There is no point in trying to escape. You're going to be under tight security. Do you understand?" Santa asked.
Everyone, excpet Gaara who was still dazed, said yes.
"Good, my assiatant Ramushu will show you the way." Santa said and continute to eat his Homosapien meal.
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