Mousers attack
TMNT (c) Nick
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Jerry: Nothing much to say except the fact that I actually hit Mikey for taking my camera. :)
Mikey: Oh! And don't forget the part when Harry just got fired.
Jerry: Oh! Yeah, yeah! And that. Auditions are officially open!
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Leo: Look g— woah! *trips* Oof.
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Leo: There's no shame in it. Look, they have a B-team too.
Captain Ryan: We'll need backup. You two in the shirts you're coming with us.
They teleport to a planet and the guys in the shirts get vaporized.
Cranksaw: Rodriguez and that other guy they're gone!
Captain Ryan: Well, that's why we bring them along.
Donnie: Thanks a lot.
Mikey: We're gonna be vaporized?!
*SLAP!*
Mikey: *rubs cheek* Ow... What'd you do that for?!
Raph: Three words. Not. Your. Line.
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Mikey: Oh yeah? Well if you think that your so good, maybe you should deal with the shredder once and for all!
*freeze* *crickets*
Mikey: What?
Kim: That is freaky.
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Mikey: Maybe we should wait for Leo and Raph.
Donnie: And tell them we chickened out? Then they'll never stop calling us the B-team.
Mikey: Aww... I kinda liked being the B-team.
Donnie: Why?!
Mikey: 'Cause B is for Best!
Donnie: Ohh... *slaps Mikey*
Mikey: Ow!
Donnie: Idiot.
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Leo: Mousers?
Baxter: Maybe open upgrade sumo, ex-rebel scenario... Wait, that's not right.
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Baxter: Mobile... What's after mobile again?
Kim: What?
Jerry: I thought you were smart.
Baxter: I'm not! It's just the script talking. Plus I don't even like this sweater!
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Leo: Acid! Protect your eyes!
Raph: Wait...Its that *sniffs air* perfume?
Baxter: It's the closest thing I could find to red liquid!
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Leo: Get 'im!
Baxter: Get me? No, you will be the ones who will be getting got.
Gotten? This doesn't seem right. *script lands on Baxter's face* *reads* Oh, it's right. Wait...but how?! I demand to know the writer of this script!
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Baxter: You can't run forever. Soon, the mousers will crush your bones in their jaws. Such is the fate of anyone foolish enough to trifle with Dexter Spackman!
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Baxter: Soon, the mousers will crush your bones in their jaws. Such is the fate of anyone foolish enough to trifle with Blister Stockboy!
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Baxter: Soon, the mousers will crush your bones in their jaws. Such is the fate of anyone foolish enough to truffle with Backer Strudel!
...
Baxter: What! I'm hungry!
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Leo: How are those things tracking us?
Raph: It's gotta be that stuff he sprayed us with.
Leo: You mean the perfume?
*freeze* *crickets*
Kim: Seriously?
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Raph: You want to get bailed out by the B-team? Forget that.
Leo: Maybe we won't have to. Whatever this stuff is, we'll just wash it off.
Leo slices a pipe again and again, but nothing comes out.
Leo: What t—"
He and Raph are washed away in a large amount of water.
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Donnie: We followed Fong to the defunct futon factory on fifth.
Mikey: *chuckles* Say that five times fast.
Donnie: *sigh* WefollowedFongtothedefunctfutonfactoryonfifth. WefollowedFongtothedefunctfutonfactoryonfifth. WefollowedFongtothedefunctfutonfactoryonfifth. WefollowedFongtothedefunctfutonfactoryonfifth. WefollowedFongtothedefunctfutonfactoryonfifth. There, happy?
Mikey: I did not know you could do that.
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Donnie: Okay, let's do this.
Mikey: B-team is go!
Donnie: Don't call us that.
Mikey: *puppydog eyes* But B stands for best!
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Dogpound: If that phone tells me where Splinter is, I'll have no reason to keep you alive. And if it doesn't tell me, I'll get the answers out of you. *punches wall* *hand passs thoguht eh otherside* It's stuck!
Mikey: Haha! It's stuck!
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Raph: You try fighting off 2,000 robots! Plus the ones we left on the street!
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Donnie: A gamma camera. It detects radioisotopes. That must be what he's tagged you with.
Raph: He didn't tag us with some spray.
Donnie: Then what did he tag you with?
Raph: Perfume!
Donnie: Seriously?
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Donnie: We gotta get Stockman's spray.
Raph: It's perfume.
Kim: Enough with the perfume thing already!
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Donnie: Hang it up, Dogpound. Your call just got dropped.
Baxter: That-that's a really good pun.
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Jerry: Before we leave, Linda's fired too. She didn't actually get fired, she quit because Stinkman was keep flirting with her.
Baxter: It's Stockman!
