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FAIL!
Roman and Peter walked into the south wing. At the front of the wing was a statue of Horus, the Egyptian God of the King. While Roman walked past the statue, Peter stood there staring at it.
Why did Egyptian gods have to look so freakish? Sure, they had the sphinx but that was the only good thing about Egyptian mythology. A person with the head of a falcon? It was outlandish! No wonder no one worshipped this… thing anymore.
Peter walked past the statue and then over to Roman who was looking at a chair.
"This is incredible isn't it?" Roman stared at the ancient Egyptian chair in awe. Peter sighed and shook his head.
"IT! IS! A! CHAIR!" Roman's eyes widened and he turned his head to look at Peter. He was being kind of loud.
"Ooh indoor voice!" Roman's comment caused Peter to look around. There was no one else in this place. Roman then looked back at the chair. "Ah, lovely!" Peter walked away only for something to catch his eye.
It was a tomahawk. That was odd.
Peter turned to look over at Roman. "Uh, Roman, can you come over here?" Roman walked over looking not a little annoyed.
"What? That is a third dynasty throne! Do you have any idea how fascinating that is?" Peter had a rather emotionless look on his face. How could Roman find ancient furniture so fascinating?
Peter pointed at the tomahawk. Roman then looked at the tomahawk only for palm to meet face.
This was embarrassing. Roman could mentally hear his younger brothers and sister chanting "FAIL!"
"How did you miss that?" Roman only shrugged. He had no idea how to explain this. "I'm no expert on foreign cultures but did the Egyptians ever use tomahawks." Roman shook his head. His face was still in his palm. "Then what is a tomahawk doing in a museum about Egyptian stuff?"
"I don't know! I'm a failure!" Peter only started nodding in agreement.
"Yes, Roman. Yes you are." Peter's comment caused Roman to remove his palm from his face. He stared at Peter with unfriendly eyes.
"You're a jerk, Peter!"
"Takes one to know one."
