I really do apologize that I haven't written a new chapter in so long. I have had so much to do these past few days and/or weeks. Well, to make up for it, here is chapter 11!
Chapter 11: Tubbimura
After the cartoonish fight cloud disappears, Tubbimura struggles through the doorway, and then pops through.
Tubbimura: I wish I could get through those doorways! I always have this kind of trouble!
Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars…Tubbimura: Who said that?
I did…Tubbimura: Who are you?
Someone.
Tubbimura: Tell me who you are!
If I told you that, I would have to kill you.
Tubbimura: Whimper.
Tubbimura, he represents McDonalds.
Tubbimura: WHAT!
Ronald McDonald (the evil clown who we should all kill, just like we killed Barney) appears with a roaring chainsaw.
Ronald: McDonalds is too big for the both of us! And if I leave it'll still be too big!
Tubbimura: Gay clown! Attack!
They start fighting. Then a bunch of kindergarteners' on a field trip walk in.
One kid: OMG a fat guy is killing Ronald McDonald! KILL RONALD MCDONALD!
The kindergarteners start beating up Ronald, too.
Tubbimura: Yay, kids helping me beating up the gay clown!
The sound of laughing and munching popcorn could be heard of stage as the teachers stab Ronald with pencils and cart his dead body off stage and into boiling oil.
Best show I've ever seen.
Tubbimura: Why don't you come down and fight?
Because the writer wrote and said so, so there.
Tubbimura: Screw the writer!
And, with just that, HoldYourFire appeared, very very madlike!
HoldYourFire: Eat me, stupid gay sumo ninja of Hell!
And just like that, they started fighting, HoldYourFire obviously winning because he is the writer and has powers beyond the imagination, stove, and Hot Pocket!!
Tubbimura: Oh, that guy is scarier that ever!
Never mess with the writer! Tubbimura, his mascot is Catnappe.
Tubbimura: No it isn't!
Catnappe: Meow! I never knew!
Catnappe starts chasing Tubbimura happily.
Tubbimura: Get away from me! I'll have a heart attack!
Catnappe: Say you love me and I'll stop!
Tubbimura: All right! I love you!
Snort.
Tubbimura: Shut up!
Fine, mister Catnappe!Tubbimura: I need to sit down!
He sits down in one of them chairs that you find in the real Know your Stars shows and breaks it.
Tubbimura: Oops.
Fatty.
Tubbimura: Shut up.
Fine, Fatty.
Tubbimura growls.
Tubbimura, he hates Kirby. (Who doesn't?)
HoldYourFire and the mob walk on stage with swords.
HoldYourFire: Kill him!
After ball transformations, UFO shootings, knife boomerangs, swords, diamond rays, fiery and icy breaths, thorny sides, ice shields, lightning blasts, getting run over by a wheel and getting squished by a rock, getting hit by a hammer, back drops and throws, laser beams, tornadoes, bad singing, light throws, bomb explosions, being eaten and getting stars thrown at them, they leave a badly hurt Tubbimura.
Now you know Tubbimura, the Kirby hater that's mascot is Catnappe and is the representative of McDonalds. Ouch.
Hope you liked it! Next up is Catnappe.
