Castle Oblivion Survivor

Chapter 11

Roxas woke up, when he turned around he sawSora cuddled up like a baby crying.

"Oh I have to save her..."

Roxas, went wtf, so he kickedSora out of his bed.

"GET THE FUCK OFF MY BED QUEER!"

Sorawoke up, gaveRoxas the finger, and left crying to his bed.

"What the shit," said Roxas. He went back to wetdreaming.

Later that day

Roxas walked to where everyone was.

"Where's Sora?" He asked.

"I dunno," said Zexion as he touched his sexy hair.

"Hey, where's Kairi?" asked Riku.

"Oh shit!" said Roxas. The Organization then ran into Kairi's room, and saw her dead.

"WHOAMG!" cried Larxene.

"BACK INTO DARKNESS I FADE! I WON'T LET MYSELF BECOME YOU!" sung Namine.

They then saw Sora in a little corner, writing in a notebook.

"Sora?" asked Riku.

He continued to scribble in it.

Roxas then burped.

More scribbling.

"Shit, burps make you laugh 'wigga! What's goin' on?" asked Riku.

Utter silence.

"TALK TO ME NOW YOU BITCH ASS SUPERNATURAL BIG FEET KEY SMACKER OR I'LL RAPE YOUR ROOM!" screamed Riku.

"Go ahead. It won't matter where I'm going," said Sora. He looked into his notebook, and read this:

It was a nice day in Destiny Islands. I wanted to take Kairi to the islands and take a walk in the islands. We went out and went to the boat. I hope we have fun.

In Sora's eyes, everything goes all weird and shit like a high Dave Chappelle. Sora is now 14 pre-KH with pre-KH Kairi. Sora is rowing the boat to Destiny Islands (the one where all the kids play at).

"Oh Sora, you're very nice," said Kairi.

"Thanks," said Sora as he stared deep into Kairi's eyes. "Say Kairi, what was your hometown like? Y'know, where you grew up?"

"I don't remember," said Kairi.

"Really?" asked Sora.

"Really," said Kairi.

The skys were then dark and there was storm.

"SHIT!" screamed Kairi.

Rain came pouring, and Sora started laughing.

Kairi laughed too.

"Ha ha ha! Fuck you Sora, I'm getting off this boat!" exclaimed Kairi as she jumped into the water and swam like a dolphin back to the home islands. Kairi as she went up into the air got electrocuted, and died.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" cried Sora. He then got his notebook, scribbled like lighting in his notebook, and read it aloud.

Kairi and I are on a cruise on our honeymoon! We love each other a lot and the worlds are all at peace!

Everything then breaks away like Ashton Kutcher being punk'd and a man screaming.

Kairi and Sora are on the Titantic. They are having that little romantic moment where Sora puts Kairi on the handle on the ship and she puts her arms out like a cross. Ugh... I forgot what it was called.

But the paparazzi was there in front of the Titanic, looking at Kairi.

"Ooh the paparazzi! NAKEY TIME!" cried Kairi. She took her clothes off.

"I'mmmm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my looove, too seexxyyy for myyyy shiiirrrttt," said Kairi. The Titanic then hit an iceberg and Kairi died.

"RAUGH! SHIT BITCH ASS!!" screamed Sora. In his notebook he wrote:

It is now everything before I got this notebook and before the crazy midget man who loves cheese sandwicheskills Kairi so I can getthis notebook!

Everything then cracks away as a woman farts and starts giggling.

Sora woke up in his bed, with Kairi in it.

"Oh baby, you're alive!" cried Sora.

"Um... yeah," said Kairi as she read A Project Chick.

"C'mon Kairi! Let us rejoice!" said Sora as he did the chicken dance.

"Like, um, okay, um," said Kairi.

"But to make it right! I learned thatyou shouldn't try to write pieces of what you want in life and expect to get good things! I should be happy with what I have now!" cried Sora.

"YEAH! YOU HAVE NO SCHOOL YOU LUCKY BASTARD!" screamed Nikki.

Sora smiled and showed his affection of knowing Kairi's alive the rest of the night.

End of Chapter 11