Heyaaaal!
Me: I'm back!
Gizmo: You neglected me!
Me: Meh, you survived.
Kyd: …
SM: Review please!
It was a peaceful morning; Jinx had managed to slip sleeping tablets into everyone's dinner, so they wouldn't wake up for a while. She wished she hadn't though.
"Damn you stupid puppy! You don't pee on MY couch dammit!"
She glared at the puppy, who she was positive was smirking at her. Yes, in her own world, puppies smirked. Don't judge. Said puppy was busy running away with favourite book in jaws, screeching, the witch ran after him-through every room in the house, and I mean EVERY room.
Guess it's safe to say that all beings living in the base was severely ticked at the prospect of waking up to their leader trying to murder a puppy. Yeah, REAL villains don't kick them, they kill them. Try to top THAT level of awesomeness. Kyd was more worried about Tom than the fact that the base had one less bedroom in it.
"Kill the demon dog!" Bast cheered Jinx on, smile widely as Jinx closed in on him.
Gizmo snorted and made his way to the half-kitchen-only to find out that the half that way destroyed held all the cereal goodness that all little evil geniuses needed in the morning, whoop-de-dee!
"Pit-sniffing idiots….." he grumbled before storming back up the stairs to get dressed while avoiding various flying objects. And a Jinx and Kyd.
They then chased each other throughout the whole base AGAIN! This time, no walls were harmed, but now they had no lounge door due to the fact that it was hexed off. And Jinx claims that the boys were violent! Bast got bored and managed to pick her way through the garbage provided by tweedle-dee and tweedle-dumbass. She then went dumpster diving for the remote-which SeeMore had hid under his pillow. So she spent 1 fruitless hour looking for something that SeeMore clearly knew the location of. But he took great pride that he was the cause of the shape-shifter's frustration, and a light snigger was his downfall. In a flash, Bast was upon him with the characteristics of an intimidating teen girl. What's worse-her clawed hands were slowly tightening around his neck.
"H-hey! Um, you're crushing something that I need to survive…" he tried to breathe in.
"You've got something I need to survive," she said with a creepy smile promising pain if he didn't answer her questions fast enough.
"Where is my baby?" she pulled his face close.
"Y-your baby? Uhhhhhhh…." STALL! STALL!
"I know I saw it some-" she squeezed his neck.
"WHERE IS THE REMOTE!" he shrieked as he knew the inevitable was coming.
But luck was on his side that day, since at that moment Kyd and Jinx rushed down the stairs and trampled Bast in their mad dash for Tom's future. Jinx looked like she was about to go on a rampage, so Kyd the most reasonable thing his maddened brain could think up at that moment-he turned around, pecked her on the lips (leaving her stunned enough to trip and fall)- then promptly fled the household.
"What the?" Mammoth just ambled past the shocked Billy to get some cereal.
Gizmo rolled his eyes-another one of Kyd's impulses to get away from the predator quicker-poor bastard. He then continued to his lab to get the repairing kit-it was going to be a looong day. Jinx suddenly sprang up like a Jack-in-the-box, and promptly followed her caped subordinate-he was going to PAY! With a scream that startled half the city, she ran over Bast and slammed the door closed so hard that it fell completely off its hinges. SeeMore took this as a blessing from the Gods and ran after the witch, hoping to loose himself in the chaos that would soon befall poor Jump.
Bast finally picked herself up-and missing her targets escape-she took it upon herself to search the ENTIRE base for the coward and gave up in a huff before realising that he made of made a dash for the outside world-she would pursue with vigour! So the 4th member of the Hive Five ran out of the bases, leaving a still confused Billy, and apathetic Mammoth, a grumpy Gizmo-and a still very asleep Private Hive to repair the damages.
Across the city, a very bewildered Beast Boy-who was currently on patrol-was staring at the sight of Jinx trying to murder Kyd-by chasing him around a tree screaming incomprehensible sentences. What made it more interesting was that Kyd was holding a puppy in his arms, and Jinx wasn't hexing him. So, he grabbed some popcorn from some random place (yes, I do NOT know where) and settled down to watch the show.
SeeMore was busy screaming like a girl with Bast chasing him with a crowbar shouting at him to disclose the information of the whereabouts of the sacred object as they almost got mushed by the T-car-and promptly had a very annoyed Cyborg chasing them while trying to shoot them down with lasers.
All in all, it was a comical sight.
"What's going on here?" Robin shouted into the T-com, only to hear screaming from Cyborg and laughing from Beast Boy.
Sighing, he got the R-cycle to investigate the strange happenings in Jump-only to run out of petrol halfway into the city. He growled, then walked of to find the nearest gas station. And then hopefully get some answers. Yes, that was a brilliant idea.
"Ten back says SeeMore will want to sleep under Kyd's bed for the rest of the month," Gizmo commented as he gave the finishing touches to the lounge wall.
"Twenty says Bast actually gets a hold of him," Mammoth gazed at his Cheerios, they did not make him happy.
"Fifty that they all come back uninjured," Billy interjected.
"That's inevitable!" Gizmo all but exploded.
"They're all loose cannons! ALL of them will get hurt!" Billy smiled cheekily and went to make himself a morning sandwich-which was discarded at the first bite.
Gizmo smirked as Billy then discarded the off meat and old tomato. That's Karma for you. Mammoth frowned, when were those stupid Cheerios going to improve his mood?
"Let me at it!" Jinx made a grab for his cape, but was eluded as he climbed the tree-and stayed there.
"Get the fuck back down here so I can kick your ass!" Kyd smartly refused as Tom began drooling on his arm.
"I'm not telling you, I'm ordering you!" She screeched at him, and he once again shook his head.
She shrieked before throwing random things at him, since hexes were "redundant" at this point in time. Kyd just dodged because he wanted some training done. Tom just yapped and drooled some more, but was ignored as Kyd nearly shat his pants as Jinx shot up the tree. He then jumped down to land near beast Boy-Jinx following-then ended up running around the same tree again. It was sooo entertaining!
Suffice to say, Kyd streaked past BB with Jinx on hot on his heels- only to pair up with SeeMore and Bast (who never once let go of that damned crowbar) and ran all the way back to the base, avoiding annoying Titans and such. They all zoomed inside to wreck the newly repaired house and ended up in time out because Gizmo couldn't take it anymore. Gizmo and Mammoth had to cough up to a smirking Billy-what dumb luck he has-who stuck out his tongue as Private Hive FINALLY woke up, only to be told that breakfast was hours ago-he had a little crying session of missing bacon and eggs-and then announced that he was going to bed.
Beast Boy got an earful for not apprehending the villains, to which he would say 'it was like an outdoor theatre!' Cyborg was not pleased that he lost his targets, Robin had to pay a hefty amount for the petrol-he growled about it while hauling the giant plastic bottle to his vehicle-and they al retuned to base.
And no fucks were given when Gizmo gladly pointed out that Bast could've changed the channels MANUALLY on the decoder-to which she called sacrilege-Kyd could've teleported away, Jinx really could've used her hexes, and that SeeMore wouldn't of been in deep shit if he had just GIVEN UP the remote. They also forgot that it was still hiding snugly under his pillow, and suffered watching the fashion channel until they found it.
"You pit-sniffers are all fucking idiots."
Done!
Me: Review please!
Gizmo: At least I had a few more lines.
Kyd: I hardly had any.
SeeMore: You had none!
Kyd: I thought it was MY oneshots?
Me: Can't resist putting in the others!
