Chapter 11: Uncharted Territory

Sasuke pushed aside some of Naruko's clothes to find some space on his desk. He put his book down and frowned when he discovered that his set of blue highlighters were replaced by orange. Looking around the apartment, he sighed. His girlfriend had practically moved in with him. She spent all of her time here and even invaded the bathroom with her feminine hygiene products. He didn't know if she still stayed in her dorms; she certainly never slept there. Based on the large pile of boxes in the hall, he guessed she was staying here on a more permanent basis.

The sound of the door opening and slamming shut broke him out of his musings. "You're home early. So how did the day with your parents go?"

Naruko stomped over to Sasuke and glowered down at him. "Horrible."

"Horrible? What happened?"

Naruko sat on Sasuke's lap and relayed her day. She first told him about how everything started off great; she had lunch with her parents and then went up to the shrine. She mentioned meeting Sakura and Naruto up there and their awkward exchange. Both she and Sasuke still couldn't get past the fact that Naruto looked like a male version of her.

"And you know what the scary thing was?"

"What?" Sasuke asked.

"My parents noticed the similarities too. But they were all cool with it. I could practically picture my mother going up to him and hugging him like she was her son. Ugh! So weird." Naruko quieted down and shook her head. "I need to talk to Sakura sometime."

"What for?"

"I feel like I need to explain myself to her. You know I was the 'other woman' in your relationship. I'm a bitch!"

Sasuke shook his head. "You're not a bitch. And don't worry. I talked to her a few days ago."

"What did you say?"

"I just told her how you challenged me. That our relationship just sort of happened. I didn't want to make her feel like anything was her fault, because it wasn't. Sakura and I were fine, but she and I never had that spark that we have."

"How did she take it?"

Sasuke smirked. "She kicked me out."

"I still think I should talk to her. I owe her that at least."

"If you think you need to. It's your decision. So what's made you so upset today? I know it isn't just because you haven't been able to talk to Sakura."

Naruko stood up and paced around the room. "The Kyuubi Mountains may be bought out by some retail developer. They're going to raze the forests and build a bunch of stores."

"Really? I thought ICHA was trying to buy the land. Weren't they in negotiations with the city?"

"They are, but they don't have enough money. This other group, Akatsuki, has more money."

"I'm sorry. I know how much you and your family love those lands."

"Yeah. Mom is trying to work her fundraising magic, but she can't raise all of the money in time. They say that there's only two weeks left before they reach a deal. Damn it! I wish my ancestors owned the entire mountain range instead of just that one small patch of land. Then we wouldn't be in this situation."

"There's still at least two weeks. If it's anything like your typical large transaction, there will be at least another week of paperwork and finalizing numbers before things are official."

Naruko looked pleadingly at her boyfriend. "You're smart, can you think of anything that will help?"

"Me? Unlikely. My genius brother has been trying to work on that issue for a while now and even he hadn't come up with a viable solution. Last I heard he had to resign his position to work on the Akatsuki deal."

Naruko frowned. She wracked her brain, trying to come up with a plan. A wicked smile crept on her face before leaning in close to his ear. "I'll let you fuck me in the ass."

"What?!"

"If you figure out a solution, I'll let you fuck me in the ass."

Sasuke grabbed her by the shoulders and stared straight into her eyes. "Are you serious? Would you really let me do that?" It was a request he needed to know was real. He never was able to convince Sakura to have anal sex. The one time he brought it up, she told him not to touch her and forced him to sleep on the couch that night.

"If you can find a way to save the Kyuubi Mountains, I will," Naruko said in a singsong voice. She put her hand on his inner thigh and whispered into his ear. "It's the only virgin part of my body left. I'll give it to you if you succeed."

That was all Sasuke needed to hear: he pulled her into a deep, passionate kiss. "That ass will be mine."

He grabbed a jacket and rushed out the door leaving Naruko half-kneeling on the couch. She stared at the empty space on the couch and then the door.

"Fuck! I wanted to screw before he left." Naruko went to the bedroom and rummaged through her backpack until she found what she was looking for; a long dimpled dildo with blue swirls. "Oh Rasengan, what would I do without you."


"It happened when I was cleaning her room. I was sweeping under her bed when out rolled a vibrator and a pack of condoms. Then I knew that my little girl had become a woman."

"That's horrible!"

"I know!" Kushina said. She downed her glass of wine and refilled it. She lost count of how much she had drunk. There were at least three empty bottles at her feet, not counting the ones near Mikoto or the mixed drinks they had earlier.

"Well, the first time I knew for sure that Sasuke and Sakura were having sex was when I found Sakura's panties in his pile of laundry. I've never been able to find any condoms so I don't even know if they were using protection. At least Itachi had the decency to keep any of his sexual encounters out of the house."

"Ah, I love the conversations we have when we're drunk. It's nice to be able to kick back, relax, and gossip about our children." Kushina stared at her wine glass, swishing the ruby red liquid around. "When was the last time we did this?"

"When we came up with your brilliant plan that got our kids together," Mikoto said finishing off another glass. "I can't believe it worked."

"Do you think we made a mistake?"

"You mean in getting our kids together?"

Kushina nodded. "I saw Sakura today. She has a new boyfriend, but I can't help feeling guilty for what we did. I know that Naruko's been feeling glum about it too. I mean, I'm happy for our children, but I didn't even stop to consider Sakura's feelings. She never deserved it."

Mikoto sighed. "You're right. It was pretty bitchy of us."

Kushina laughed. "You're cursing now. How many bottles have we gone through already?"

"I lost count," Mikoto smiled, opening a fresh bottle. "We should apologize to her."

"We should. Once the thing with the Kyuubi Mountains gets resolved, let's treat her to a full-spa treatment and a shopping spree. She likes that type of stuff, right?"

"Who wouldn't? We should get a male stripper too." Mikoto smiled, picturing how much she would appreciate a gift like that. "But do you want to know a secret?"

"What?"

"I never wanted Sakura to marry Sasuke."

Kushina looked dubious. "Really? Why not?"

"Her father had pink hair," Mikoto whispered.

"So?"

"What if it was a dominant gene? I don't want any of my grandsons to have pink hair. They'll get bullied!"

Kushina laughed. "Is that the only reason you didn't want Sakura to marry your son?"

Mikoto was indignant. "It's a perfectly good reason."

"You and your drunk logic. But I can see your point. Me though, I wouldn't mind having grandsons with pink hair. Hell, if I could pop out another kid and it was a boy, I would have tried pairing him up with Sakura. Heck, if Naruto had survived, I would have forced them into a marriage before they reached puberty."

"But the pink hair!"

"Stop worrying so much about that. The pink hair looks absolutely adorable on Sakura. Besides, what if your grandsons have blond hair?"

Mikoto thought for a moment. "I can handle blond. It's a perfectly acceptable hair color to have for either a boy or a girl. All I know is that our kids will make beautiful grandbabies."

"And we are going to spoil those kids rotten." Kushina raised her glass. "To babies!"

"Babies!"


"What do you mean you don't want me to touch you? I want to try fucking you in the ass," Naruto said catching the clothes Sakura threw at him.

"Yeah, I heard you and I'm not doing it. I have no interest in having anyone put anything in my anus. There are just some things you don't do."

"Have you ever had anal sex?"

"No!"

"Well guess what? Neither have I! Let's try it together. Maybe it'll be the best thing ever." Naruto walked towards her wearing nothing but a smile.

Sakura held him back with her hands. "Naruto, you are not going to convince me to do that."

Naruto narrowed his eyes. "Is that a challenge?"

"No, it's not a challenge. I'm serious. I just don't know how anal sex could be pleasurable at all. So if you want to have sex before bed we can, but that dick of yours better stay clear of my anus."

Naruto pointed to his crotch. "This one, this dick of mine?"

"Yes, that one."

There was a pregnant pause before Naruto nodded his head. "Alright. This penis will not go near your anus. I promise. Now can we fuck?"

"Yes."

Sakura barely finished speaking before Naruto cheered and jumped on top of her. They rolled around on the bed and kissed. Once she was wet and ready, Naruto rolled onto his back and wagged his eyebrows. Sakura didn't hesitate to straddle his hips and slowly sink down. She always loved having control. She leaned back a bit to get a different angle and screamed loudly when Naruto hit her sweet spot.

When she came down from her high, she leaned forward and kissed Naruto deeply. She continued to move her hips while pressing against his muscled chest. Naruto wrapped his arms around her back and crossed his fingers together to make a sign. "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu."

"What?" Sakura asked.

Before Naruto could answer, she heard a loud pop behind her. She was about to turn around to figure out what was going on, but Naruto pulled her in for a deep kiss. She could hear someone rummaging around behind her and panicked.

"What's going on?" Sakura said trying to push herself off of Naruto.

Naruto held her in place. "Don't worry, that's just my clone."

"Clone?"

Another Naruto walked into the room with a jar of petroleum jelly. The clone had spread a generous amount of the stuff on and was crawling up behind her.

"Naruto! What are you doing?"

"I'm going to convince you. Trust me on this."

"I thought I told you that you weren't going to go near there!" Sakura struggled against his hold.

"You said that my penis wasn't allowed near your anus and it's not. It's currently inside you. But you never said anything about my clone's penis."

Sakura looked warily at the clone behind her. She hadn't been able to move an inch. Then she felt Naruto's tongue lick sensual circles on her throat. She moaned feeling him reach the shell of her ear. The clone joined in the fun and used the tip of his tongue to lick up her back toward her neck. Naruto loosened his grip slightly so he could reach her breasts, lavishing them with attention. He never stopped his movements, pushing her closer to the edge. Despite her reservations, the clone and Naruto were working wonderfully together to relax her body and bring her to climax. The sensations were too much and she grabbed a fist-full of sheets and came again.

As Sakura was catching her breath, Naruto cupped her face. "Do you trust me?"

She looked into his bright blue eyes and nodded.

"Good. Just relax. I won't do anything that'll hurt you."

Sakura felt Naruto squeezed her butt and make room for the clone. The clone stuck his finger inside and slowly prodded around. The foreign feelings were incredible. It was like nothing she had ever felt before. Surprisingly, she started to feel the build up. The clone stretched her by inserting another finger. A throaty moan escaped her lips and she moved her hips in time with Naruto's thrusts and the clone's fingers. The clone curled his fingers in a peculiar way that caused Sakura to come hard.

Once she recovered, Sakura kissed Naruto on the lips. "I'm ready."

"Stay relaxed, you're doing great," Naruto whispered.

The clone positioned himself at the entrance and rubbed it back and fourth. Naruto pulled her in for a searing kiss while the clone slowly pushed forward. Sakura moaned into the kiss. She was relishing the feeling of being filled up in both ends. The clone started moving slowly, ever so slowly. There was a slight sting that eventually went away after she got used to being stretched. When Naruto sensed that she had adjusted, he started moving again. The sensations were almost too much for her. She gripped the sheets, Naruto, and anything she could get her hands on. The clone and Naruto were pounding into her from both ends bringing her to the brink of insanity. Sweat glistened off of her body. She felt a hot breath on the back of her neck and one on her chest. Getting fucked by two men, even if one was a clone of the other, was an experience in and of itself. Just before she was about to come, Sakura bit down on Naruto's shoulder and drew blood. The dam broke and both Naruto and the clone were brought over the edge.

Three tangled bodies lay in a sweaty heap on the bed. Naruto dispelled the clone and he disappeared in a puff of smoke. Sakura lifted her head up slightly and kissed the bite mark she left on Naruto's shoulder.

"Sorry."

"It's okay. So, did you like that?"

With a tired smile, she nodded. "I was wrong. It felt good. Different. But good."

Naruto kissed her. "Thanks for letting me do that. It was amazing."

The lovers lay like that for a few more minutes before finding the strength to move. Sakura rolled over and managed to sit-up on the bed. She slapped Naruto on the thigh and encouraged him to get up.

"Come on Naruto. It's time for a shower."

"Now? I thought you liked to shower in the morning."

"I do, but my ass is covered in petroleum jelly and I know where your clone has been. We shower."

Naruto knew he shouldn't argue, especially since she let him touch her down there when she expressly told him not to. Besides, he wanted to get a good look at the bite mark on his shoulder before it healed up.


A/N: Yes, Kushina and Mikoto make all of the major family decisions while drunk. They're like the Real Housewives of Konoha. Itachi makes an appearance next chapter and we get a brief mythology lesson.