A/N: guysplz SHUH DA FUK UP god youre so preps I'd lik to frcunkin punch you al! returds! IF YOU DON'T lik this sorie you are obvs a straight fxikcn prep, and I don't giv a shi I not homophonic FFS TWATS I jus lik gay pppl better KAY?

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"Vat mussion miz?" screamed nath

"we hav to go to america to find the homophone society and get you huyz equality with narth vader's dad!"

"WHU!" Narth whispered al sexoily.

"its ok NAUGHTY NASTY BATTY AND DEATH-ORIFICORIANTATED NARTH vader" I exclammed to narth, "We wulnut stoop until ur dadz dead!""223

"But DANGERIOUS DEMON KYLIE DEATH SNAP SNIP SNOOP, I dunt vant my dud to dye. I jizz whant him to accept us and meh for whu we r. I vant im to realise that theres more to a homophonic relationshit than sex…"

Narth looked so sexoily that I pulled donw his trousers and started to fuck him, Mizz fisher vaaz shockered

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS?" she yieled.

We stopped and got up.

"Ok whut do we do lol?"

"We hav to get PLANE TICKETS!"

I grasped. (A/N: WTF u Wonkers, plain tickets are realy expensive and there economy is in a recession DUH!... thick shits)

We had 2 getall of our money together and go to the travelagents. Den as we were walereing, we saw an old man who smelt iscusting and he lookered me up and muff dribbled.

"OMFG your so sexah," he drooled, and then askedme if I wnted sum plan tickets 2 amerona. He thought he was groin to wrap me.

So we hopped onto the nearest plain, and vent to aurora (a.n: ok yeh maybe der are speeling issuez but amerioinas spll tings diffurneltly OKAY FFS!)

A/N: Fuik you roxay as wull, nevur spek to meh again.

I WONT MY FUCKING JUMPACK BACK!