HnG: Ecchi Gaiden

A Hayate the Combat Butler collection

By

EvilFuzzy9


A/N: Chiharu and Hayate have an interesting dynamic that's fairly amusing to write. I'm not quite sure how to pin it down, exactly, but I suppose you could say that they're basically just friends with no real sort of romantic tension between them, though not necessarily because they don't find each other attractive. And that's a very rare thing to find with Hayate, since at a conservative estimate at least half the cast has some sort of thing for him. Even Aika, surprisingly.

But I guess it really helps that Chiharu is just so casually collected. She's hardly ever uncomfortable in a situation, and she's ever-so-slightly more down to earth than the other, more eccentric members of the cast, even Nishizawa, who has been called "very normal".

Also, I dunno where the tangent with Chiharu having a bra that's just a little bit too small for her came from, since as a guy I have basically zero firsthand experience with the subject, and what little I do know is largely anecdotal in origin. Though I suppose it might come partly from my experiences with pants and shoes, of which can be a right pain to find any in the right size if you aren't lucky enough to have the elusive "normal" body type. I myself am a stocky fellow, being maybe an inch or two shorter than both my younger brothers, and my feet are also a bit oddly shaped, such that sometimes even shoes that are labled "wide" aren't actually quite wide enough for me.

I think that's something that has annoyed most of us at one point or another, especially during teenaged years when everyone's bodies are at different stages of development and some things are growing faster than others giving everybody sort of awkward proportions where they aren't all kid-shaped, but they also aren't all adult-shaped, if you understand me. So I figure that Chiharu's predicament there is something we can all relate to, even us guys, who (save for the occasional statistical outlier) don't have any experience with bras, specifically.

That, and it gave me a decent excuse to write a paragraph on the size of Chiharu's tits. XD


Ecchi Drabble Eleven:

Chiharu's Happy Ending

Chiharu Harukaze sighed contentedly as she felt Hayate kneading warm, coconut-scented massage oil into the bare skin of her back and shoulders. She was all but naked, lying face down on the table with only a small, heated towel loosely draped across her bottom at Hayate's behest to preserve her modesty.

Chiharu, with her chin rested on a pillow and her breasts pressed against the tabletop, smiled as she recalled how the handsome butler currently rubbing her back had reacted when she had oh-so-casually dropped trou' right in front him almost immediately after inviting him into her apartment in the rustic building where they all lived. To her dying day, she would forever remember the look on Hayate's face when he saw her... well... everything. There was really no better way to put it than that.

...But I digress. Perhaps it would be best to first slow down and backtrack a little bit, take a look at how this all began.

Now, our story began, as many such tales do, with a handsome young feller comin' a-callin' at the doorstep of a pretty young lass one fine summer day. To be more specific an' set it all up right good and proper, the who was Hayate Ayasaki and Chiharu Harukaze, the what was a regular massage appointment she had with him, the when was two o'clock sharp on a Sunday noon, and the where was her apartment in the building.

And as for the why? Well, Chiharu was of the mind that Hayate gave the best damn massages, period, and Hayate was simply happy to rub her down, helpful and friendly as he was – the fact that Chiharu was a particularly generous tipper was just a bonus, as far as he was concerned. And they'd been doing this for a while, now – nearly as long as Chiharu had been living in that apartment complex, in fact.

That day, just like every other time, Hayate arrived outside the door to Chiharu's apartment at 2:00 p.m., sharp, just like he had done once a week, every week, for the past month and a half. After a few minutes of waiting, he was been joined by Chiharu, who was just returning from a meeting with her dōjin circle.

"Good afternoon, Chiharu-san," said Hayate pleasantly, absentmindedly noting the slight sheen of sweat on her skin. She was dressed in a sleeveless T-shirt and capris pants, a book bag slung casually over her shoulder. "It's good to see you looking well."

Pushing her glasses back up on her nose, Chiharu replied with a curt but warm, "And you likewise, Ayasaki-kun."

Then, turning her attention to her apartment door, Chiharu slipped a key out of her pocket and unlocked it, sliding the old fashioned door open and gesturing for Hayate to head inside.

"Well, what are you waiting for? Go on ahead inside," she told him. "I'll be after you in a minute."

"Ah, thank you," Hayate said politely, "but I wouldn't want to intrude. I'll go in after you."

"Nonsense," replied Chiharu. "You're the butler, Ayasaki-kun, and a friend besides. You're welcome in my apartment at any time."

"Ah, but you're too kind, Chiharu-san," Hayate said cordially, smiling in genuine enjoyment of their friendly back-and-forth.

He and Chiharu got along fairly well, with her being fairly polite and patient so that she never got particularly upset with him over any of his frequent faux pas. And so they continued in this manner for a couple more rounds before Hayate finally conceded and headed in before Chiharu, smiling cheerfully all the while.

As for Chiharu herself, the girl had a soft smirk on her face as she watched Hayate walk into her apartment. While she didn't particularly have any romantic interests in her classmate, that didn't mean she couldn't appreciate the fact that he would make a very fine boyfriend, or that he had an ass that didn't quit.

Indeed, Chiharu was not averse to the idea of a fling with the boy, and she had more than once, while having her various aches and pains all but lovingly fucked away by Hayate's masterful fingers, entertained the notion of inviting the boy to give her a real all-over massage. At the very least, it would probably get an amusing reaction out of the otherwise seemingly unflappable lad.

…as a matter of fact…that gave her a particularly wicked idea….

Smirking devilishly, Chiharu subtly undid the button of her pants. Then she deftly reached a hand down the back of her shirt and undid the clasp of her bra, sighing a bit in relief at the relatively greater freedom her breasts now had. It was troublesome, but her bust was at an awkward stage of growth where it was sort of between sizes, being just marginally too big for the size of bra she owned. She was actually a bit annoyed that she was still growing in that area, as it meant she had to replace all her old bras every few months when they got too tight for comfort. Which was a bit inconvenient for her, since now that she had rent to pay she didn't have very much money to spare on her wardrobe (some girls might have considered such a thought sacrilege, but Chiharu had other interests, and they ate through her paychecks faster than crack), so she took the path of frugal discomfort. She had, of course, considered simply going commando, once or twice, but ultimately she'd decided that a bit of slight constriction was preferable to stretch marks or sagging.

Now, with that done and out of the way, Chiharu strode into her room. Closing the door behind her, she walked over to a low-lying table and set her bookbag down beside it. Rifling through it, she pulled out plastic bottle, which she threw over to Hayate, knowing he would catch it.

"Let's try using that, this time," she said, arching her back as she stretched her arms, the hem of her T-shirt lifting slightly to bare a bit of her midriff.

Hayate, examining the bottle in his hand, continued smiling as he read the label.

"Coconut, huh?" he said, uncapping the bottle and giving its contents a sample whiff. "...How exotic."

"Indeed," said Chiharu casually as she made a show of moving to unzip her pants.

Hayate noticed this, of course.

"Ah, I suppose you'll want me to leave the room while you get ready, then," he said plainly, turning to head for the door.

"There's no need," Chiharu told him, "You're a professional after all, and you've already seen most of what I have, during our previous sessions."

"But most isn't everything," Hayate pointed out brightly, before more nervously adding, "...and I wouldn't want you to feel uncomfortable..."

Chiharu, in response to this, unceremoniously cast off her shirt and bra in a single motion, her modest bust jiggling lightly now that it was fully freed of confinement. The skin of her round, delectable goodies was silky and fair, nearly alabaster in hue, and exposed skin gleamed with a thin sheen of sweat from the hot summer sun. Furthermore, her abdomen was smooth and slender, and Hayate's eyes were transfixed as they followed the trail of a single bead of sweat as it slowly slid down her nearly flat belly all the way to the hem of her capris pants, where it vanished past the undone button.

His face was red as he saw Chiharu teasingly hook her fingers under her pants, and he could not bring himself to look away even as she dropped her pants and slid her panties down to just above her knees. As a result, he got a considerable eyeful of her most intimate region in the tellingly long number of seconds before he tore his gaze away, red-faced and contrite.

Yes, Chiharu thought as the butler worked her knots away with almost loving care, Hayate really is cute when he's flustered... Thanks for the tip, Maria-san...

She had been highly amused by how flustered the bluenette had been when she had initially disrobed, his face beet red as he'd stammered and tried to tear his eyes away from the view she had given him. Perhaps it had been a bit cruel of her to do something like that when she had no intentions of a serious relationship with Hayate, but he really needed to get over those intimacy and commitment issues of his, and that low self-esteem of his also needed fixing... Honestly, she was doing all those other girls a favor, getting Hayate accustomed to the concept of being with someone.

The fact that it had also cheered her up a fair amount to hear him get laid out by her body's modest knock-out power was just a bonus. Because while Chiharu was secure enough in her body image to undress so casually in full view of a boy her age (and trusted Hayate not to do anything she didn't give him a signed and framed invitation to), it really was a confidence booster to have a tangible confirmation of her attractiveness. She was hardly a vain person, but you'd be hard-pressed to find someone who didn't like the idea of being considered beautiful or sexy.

And Hayate was the best subject for her to test her looks, too, since she trusted enough in Hayate's sense of slightly misplaced chivalry to not worry about him trying to take advantage of her. Which was, incidentally, also why she let him massage her like he was.

Chiharu groaned as she felt her classmate slowly and carefully working away the stiff, sore muscles in her neck and shoulders. It felt simply marvelous. Ayasaki's hands were strong and forceful as they beat away the biggest and hardest knots, but they were also gentle where they had to be, kneading her back almost lovingly.

Hayate had the magic touch, Chiharu had to admit. While it was perhaps a bit improprietary of her, considering how many others had laid prior claim to him, she could not help but feel more than a little aroused as the handsome young butler worked his way down her back. In hindsight, it was probably not the best idea to do something so intimate with the man who already had so many different admirers all vying for his attention and affection, but Miss Harukaze found that she could not care less about that as Ayasaki-kun started doing her behind with the heels of his palms, rubbing the stiff gluteal muscles through the towel as best he could.

Chiharu moaned, her cheeks flushed as a electrical shiver ran up her spine.

"You're good at this, Ayasaki-kun..." she groaned, "Very good indeed..."

"Ah, thank you, Chiharu-san~" she heard Hayate chirp, a smile obvious in the inflection of his voice. "I'm glad you like it ❤"

Chiharu sweatdropped slightly at the tone of Hayate's words.

"Ayaya..." she muttered playfully as she continued to melt into Hayate's hands. "It sounds like you're enjoying yourself a little too much back there, Ayasaki-kun~"she teased, wriggling her bottom for effect as she said this.

Naturally, this movement, combined with Hayate's diligent ministrations, caused the towel covering her rump to slide off the side of the table and land in heap on the floor next to her clothes.

Chiharu blushed brightly, chin resting on a pillow, as she felt Hayate's fingers suddenly and sharply squeeze her now-bare buttocks together, as though closing something.

"Ahh..." she said somewhat sheepishly as she heard Hayate splutter and cough, "I hope I didn't give you too much of a show, just then..."

Hayate didn't answer, too busy being incoherent. Chiharu sweatdropped again.

"Ah, geez..." she murmured, feeling his rigid, frozen hands continuing to force her buttocks together. "I understand if you're a bit mortified, Ayasaki-kun, but would you mind not manhandling me too much? My butt's kinda sensitive from the massage..."

She paused, thoughtful.

"How much did you see, anyways...?" she asked him curiously.

"Everything," Hayate squeaked miserably.

"A..ha...haha..." Chiharu laughed weakly, before mumbling. "...don't say it like that, Ayasaki-kun... You should at least sound a little happy about getting such a major eyeful of a pretty girl~" she added in a teasing tone as she attempted to cheer him up. "You're usually so blasé about that sort of thing, according to Hinagiku-san..."

Hayate choked. "Ah... But... I... You...!" he stammered uselessly.

Chiharu sighed.

"I hope I didn't break you..." she muttered before flipping herself over and sitting straight up on the table, putting her bare bosom at eye-level with Hayate and freezing the indentured butler with a full-frontal assault.

Then, seeing him locked up and stiff, Chiharu shook her head and leaned forward, planting a warm kiss on Hayate's lips.

"Don't act so horrified," Chiharu softly reprimanded as she casually pulled back from the liplock. "Or do you want to ruin my body image?"

"Ah..." Hayate stuttered, "I...I'm sorry...I...didn't...I mean...I mean... You...you're..."

"Oh, shut up," Chiharu told him, rolling her eyes behind her glasses. Taking hold of one of his hands, she lifted it up and placed it on one of her breasts.

A light trickle of blood leaked down from Hayate's nose as he involuntarily squeezed the globe of flesh that seemed like it had been shaped and sized specifically with his hand in mind.

"I think it's time for you to do my front, now," Chiharu added calmly, laying her back on the table and pulling Hayate down on top of her. "Be thorough, and don't be afraid of going deep," she instructed him casually even as she reached up to start unbuttoning his shirt.

"Awa...wha-what are you doing...?" Hayate asked her as she slipped his over shirt off of his leanly muscled frame.

"You got to see mine, so it's only fair that I get to see yours in return..." Chiharu answered bluntly. "...And maybe when you're done, I'll be the one giving you a massage. After all..." she finished suggestively, nearly purring into his ear as she tenderly caressed his chest, "...all's fair in love and war."

TTFN and R&R!


A/N: A short endnote for all of you interested in doing an HnG RP – there was a new forum, Hayate RP!, started by one bluemagesfairytail a week ago for that purpose. Right now it's just in the stage of auditioning for various characters, but who knows where it'll go? Haha, I myself have auditioned for Hayate, and Hinagiku and Saki were claimed by blue, which I reckon is probably their prerogative as forum moderator, but there are plenty of other characters to choose from still, and who knows, maybe someone else will manage to outdo my audition for Hayate, though I can't imagine anyone who would be so crazy as to try and top something like that brobdignagian monstrosity.

Anywho, go check out blue's Hayate RP! in the forums section. You can't miss it, seeing as the only other HnG forum on this entire site is The Original Hayate no Gotoku Discussion Forum!.